BOYS against GIRLS!

*turns hose on kenchan and ofioliti*

 

What is going on here? Nobody get a new vacuum lately to yak about

Mark

 

oh wait.. that'll get ML's waffle weaves wet.. d'oh!

 

That's okay, they'll dry!

 

So, I signed up for the "BMW Ultimate Drive." In doing so, the website asks waht car you currently drive. MINI is not on the list of options.

http://www.bmwusa.com/Standard/Conte.../Events/Komen/

 

my excuse is that i don't want to study for my nursing theory final. nor do i want to prepare to present my patient tomorrow morning.

but to keep it detailing related.. i cleaned bird poo off of geoffrey's roof earlier today and it was gooey and gross. i've got a monster fluffy soaking in the sink right now.

 

no one cares! run ofioliti!!!

*kenchan picksup a bottle of coke and throws mentos into it and
aimes at ML and leslie* ahahhahahhhaha~~!! gotcha now.

 

wait, you used your monster fluffy to remove bird crap? dang...

i usually use a papertowel with Slick and just remove it and toss it in
the trash. then next thing i grab is my bottle of rubbing alcohol and
a fresh paper towel to disinfect my fingers.

 

hi lotsie. you're back.

 

Naw, just bored.

*trips kenchan*

*grabs waffle weaves and runs for safety of garage*

 

I like Monster Fluffies.

(* takes Leslie's Nursing Theory notes and flushed them down the toilet...*)

 

It was the only thing I had in my car at the time. It was either the monster fluffy or the clean pair of socks that I had in the boot.

 

*throws the poo-covered monster fluffy at ofioliti*

It's okay. I type up my notes so I can just print out another copy!

 

Dang; foiled!

 

Hmph. Dave just threatened to ban me from NAM if I didn't go back to studying so I have to stop playing now. But he no longer has admin privileges so I don't think he can ban me.. either way I must be gone now.

*tapes "Kick Me" signs to the backs of kenchan and ofioliti*

 

Ouch! Who did that???!

(Off to get some Zs ...)

 

hey, stop kicking me ofioliti!

 

What the..?!?!

I just regained consciousness in my driveway... somebody apparently beaned me with a can of Comet when I wasn't looking, and all the trees in my front yard are TP'd, except it looks likes it's with thousands of those little Griot's detailing wipes...

I reek of Slick and tire shine... geesh.

I hate OCDetailing bar fights.

 

While no one was looking someone, I won't say who well maybe for a price, swapped the contents of Ken's Hydro with Armor All.....

 

damn it, i knew someone was messing with my garage door... was squeeaking
like hell this AM. i need to WD40 the tensioner spring and
bearings this weekend before that spring snaps.

 

so any of you chicago folks going to that Jan tune event at autoxcooper's
shop?

 

cant believe a bird had the nerve to sit on my car to make a swirly
poo on the hood of my car.

*kenchan grabs bird and turns him into teriyaki chicken*

 

btw, i used NXT QD that i had left... complete garbage. i need to
fill the bottle with Slick.

 

The one July 12th? I am on my way to Australia, for 3 weeks, that day.

 

yah. i was wondering if Jan is really coming or not. i have that v42
flatspot around 3k RPMs that i could really live without. plus i have
a 15%, CAI, and Milltek catback so im sure i'll benefit something...

but then again, i might be selling the car this Fall so not sure if i want to
shell out $600.