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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 02:48 PM
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Read for a laugh... Or a cry...

this guy is out there somewhere! This is a review of a tire from Tire Rack...

"My driving style is actualy "maniac" but no catagory exists for it. I like to go fast, stop hard, and weave in and out of traffic cones. Any way, these were the OE tires and they served well. The mini cooper service manual adviced against tire rotation but the front got too bald and I had to rotate them. Then in the snow or rain the rear end always slid out, it was fun though, considering the Minis understeer tendency. Before they were worn there was no slide out, so I used the handbrake alot. I dont know what the speed rating was but these tires took up to 143 mph just fine, as well as the hard stop from that speed. I did it just to see if the car could do it and if the tires could handle it. The tires were stable through the corners but lacked the sound of the Continental ContiTouringContact CH95s. They did however have great sound when I poped the clutch at 6000rpm. They still have many miles in them dispite my best efforts, I am replaceing them for Avon Tech M550 A-S, better snow traction. I have already been in five accidents and if I get one more my insurance will be droped, so I need safer tires to match my driving style or lack therof. --Review submitted: 2005-12-03"

EEK!

Matt

 
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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 02:54 PM
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Give up...dam man... well i don't think a tires going to slow you down. If you want something to slow you down, put some 35" superswampers...lolol j/p bro... hope you find something man...Spike
 
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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 03:00 PM
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Just don't buy a used car from him!

or her, it's been beat hard!

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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 03:02 PM
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ROFL! Wow. I wonder if that was 5 accidents in 1 day :D.
 
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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 03:11 PM
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That is seriously scary ! Past time for Daddy to take the Mini away....
 
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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 03:54 PM
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****, you don't have to worry about my cars, they are driven good and taken well care of. I can say i have never been in a accident... Whats the reasons for the 5 wrecks? are they your fault? L8 Spike
 
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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Obnxs
this guy is out there somewhere! This is a review of a tire from Tire Rack...

"My driving style is actualy "maniac" but no catagory exists for it. I like to go fast, stop hard, and weave in and out of traffic cones. Any way, these were the OE tires and they served well. The mini cooper service manual adviced against tire rotation but the front got too bald and I had to rotate them. Then in the snow or rain the rear end always slid out, it was fun though, considering the Minis understeer tendency. Before they were worn there was no slide out, so I used the handbrake alot. I dont know what the speed rating was but these tires took up to 143 mph just fine, as well as the hard stop from that speed. I did it just to see if the car could do it and if the tires could handle it. The tires were stable through the corners but lacked the sound of the Continental ContiTouringContact CH95s. They did however have great sound when I poped the clutch at 6000rpm. They still have many miles in them dispite my best efforts, I am replaceing them for Avon Tech M550 A-S, better snow traction. I have already been in five accidents and if I get one more my insurance will be droped, so I need safer tires to match my driving style or lack therof. --Review submitted: 2005-12-03"

EEK!

Matt
I'm impressed. He/she used the correct "too" in the 4th sentence. Stay in school kids!
 
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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 04:16 PM
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Other than the five accidents quite a few people on this board could have wrote this We all know someone who pushes their car like this...come on guys and girls....
 
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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 04:42 PM
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Old Jan 28, 2006 | 09:24 PM
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This isn't me.

Originally Posted by Spikedacrzyman
Whats the reasons for the 5 wrecks? are they your fault? L8 Spike
It's a tire review from Tire Rack. I was reading what Mini drivers had been posting. It just shocked the crap out of me when I read it!

BTW, I've had a bunch of accidents. But Mario Andretti didn't get where he got without bending some sheet metal! And I'm 42, so I've had 26 years to get better with driving. Had a bunch when I was young, but I've been a good boy for quite a while.....

Matt
 
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 07:44 AM
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i have a A+ status with Statefarm and have no citations on my driving
record.
 
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 08:13 AM
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Hooray for safe Drivers. Boo to the guy who wrote the quoted review.
 
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 09:41 AM
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That person's driving sucks. He/she doesn't deserve to drive a MINI.
 
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by kenchan
i have a A+ status with Statefarm and have no citations on my driving
record.
You're not trying hard enough.
 
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by krazyivan831
You're not trying hard enough.
oh, did they have a A++? dang it.
 
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Old Jan 29, 2006 | 12:16 PM
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Pretty funny...

Probably just B.S. to flip out people
 
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