Cacamole is that glorious mash of avocado, tomato, cilantro and lime that is Skuzzy's most favorite dip! Remind us how much you adore it Skuzz!

 

You know what's really cacamole? It's been almost 2 weeks since Mia's been outta commission and parts are just being ordered today! Blah!

 

Ah!!!! My mind didn't see it but now that you mention the ingredients I can see the light! How can someone not just love guacamole???? All that green stuff! Yumm.

 

ewwwww... vegetables!

 

I agree with kitty...I think anything green must be spoiled....so don't eat it! :impatient

 

guacamole is one of those deceiving things also, it's vegetables so it must be healthy, but it's actually really fattening. Can everyone tell I'm on a diet. I'll be talking about food a lot in the next few days, weeks, months... somebody shoot me now.

 

Two words: Baby diapers

Remember that the next time you see cacamole. Looks bad, smells worse.

 

Kitty-you can go on the MINI diet...spend as much time in the car as possible, assuming you have a no food consumption rule!

 

Kitty, I feel your pain,...wait a minute,....no I dunt(tm)! I should go on a diet, but I am having a hard time finding one which allows me to eat cheeses, bacon, steak, eggs, sausages, fried foods, no veggies, lots of buttered stuff, and drink beer.

Once I find that diet, I think I will be able to stick to it.

 

I think, Skuzz...that you just found the diet you require?

 

I want it in writting that I can lose weight while on it!

 

You can lose weight while on this diet Skuzzy. However, read the fine print below.


You must agree to exercise at least 3 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year.

 

Yeah, I'm having a hard time finding something that'll work for me. I'm going to try weight watchers through work but that still scares me. I'm a really picky eater, like I could put a 3 year old to shame. Vegetables are the enemy and Pepperoni Pizza is th bottom of my food pyramid. I'd do the mini diet but I've already broken the food rule. Crash had to have his McNuggets on the way home from picking Rosey up. He was good though and din't really drop any crumbs and the ones he did drop i was able to easily pick up. There's no way to keep the inside of the car clean though when you live at the beach, forget the war on lint, I've got my own war against sand.

 

I'm using the incentive of better gas mileage b/c Rosey will be hauling a smaller load.

 

A war against sand sounds like a never ending battle! My war is against heat damage and fading . Must have shade! Haven't had CARJOY a year and I already have to replace my wipers because of the hot summer sun!

 

it's just always stuck to your shoes and everything, you vacuum and you need to do it again within a few hours. It's even worse after I take the dog to the park b/c his fur is just full of sand and as he dries it falls out all over the place. I've started wrapping him up like a burrito on the way home. He's ok with that during the winter but come summer, I'll have to find another solution... I'm thinking a rubbermaid container.

 

That reminds me of one of the funniest product labels I've ever seen. On a big rubbermaid container, there was a picture of a baby with an X through it, as in "don't put your baby in here!" but they didn't say nuttin' about dogs!

 

yeah- my biggest tub has one of those on it. I'm thinking of a clear one for him and I wouldn't put the lid on or anything but he'd be able to see me and that's what matters. i'd have to see how easily he get's out. he can jump a baby gate like it's nothing.

 

Man, I am so glad I dunt(tm) have to deal with portable people anymore. If I had a portable peep, it would not be allowed in Romi. Yes, I am a hard ****. Yes, I am a mean old man.

Heck, I barely let the Wife unit in Romi.

 

I hear you!!! My ex was NEVER in CARJOY!!

 

Carjoy's wipers stuck to Kitty's shoes?

Rubbermaid containers for babies and dogs?

SANDWORMS? NOT THE DREADED SANDWORMS! And I thought the lindt ***** were serious....oh.....my....god.......

 

Now you can appreciate you -40F, right???

 

Pffft! Sandworms use to be a problem in these parts til we got our uber deluxe molecular particle ray guns. That was a lot of Cheerios, lemme tell ya!

 

Yah...uh..one time in Canada...we used to have uber deluxe molecular particle ray guns....but they were so small you couldn't see them without an electron microscope!

 

Well everything is bigger in Texas right???