The Official OCDetailer Hall Of Shame
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The Official OCDetailer Hall Of Shame
This thread is for those members who are too busy turning wrenches to worry about washing/waxing/rubbing on their cars.
Chime in if you love a clean car but just can't find the damn time to keep it that way PlayPlay - I'm calling you out. SIX MONTHS with no wash?
Chime in if you love a clean car but just can't find the damn time to keep it that way PlayPlay - I'm calling you out. SIX MONTHS with no wash?
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Jet black is horrible. I love it when it's clean, but can't stand it when it dirty, which is about 10 minutes after it's washed. The OZ's take as long to wash as the rest of the car. Not to mention I'm still getting Jan's go-fast magic dust on the back.
I wish there were a good detailer around here. I'd just drop it off once a month.
But, washing it doesn't make it go faster, so washing comes second.
I wish there were a good detailer around here. I'd just drop it off once a month.
But, washing it doesn't make it go faster, so washing comes second.
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Me been real bad.
No rub-a-dub-dub for Mini in the tub for over 3 weeks.
We have the GWR 500 Mini event in Virginia coming up this weekend too. I'm sure I'll be nicely escorted off the grounds due to being an embarrassment to the Mini community.
I must hit water and soap to bucket, sponge to bucket with sudds, followed by sponge to Mini, over and over again this process must happen. Did I mention my Mini's really dirty!
I'm not even sure what color I painted my brake calipers. That darn brake dust from those stock pads suck. Oh, that's surely why my Mini looks so dirty.
No rub-a-dub-dub for Mini in the tub for over 3 weeks.
We have the GWR 500 Mini event in Virginia coming up this weekend too. I'm sure I'll be nicely escorted off the grounds due to being an embarrassment to the Mini community.
I must hit water and soap to bucket, sponge to bucket with sudds, followed by sponge to Mini, over and over again this process must happen. Did I mention my Mini's really dirty!
I'm not even sure what color I painted my brake calipers. That darn brake dust from those stock pads suck. Oh, that's surely why my Mini looks so dirty.
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Well PGT is judge and jury but here's my tale. Had some Griots laying around from other cars. Bought the MINI and got the whole Prima setup. PC kit, towel kits, bottles of this, gallons of that. Used the buffer for about 20 minutes on the hood when I got it. Never been touched since. Too much time, effort, etc. Wash every 4-8 weeks(closer to 8) and dry it with some Hydro. Go hit the road again.
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I've had the car detailed by a pro a few times, Richard - Octane Guy has done the exterior. the interior has been cleaned but not well.
I too have a shelf full of good intentions. There is the $100 Griots portable kit that was opened once and put on a shelf, no products ever used, didn't take the kit on the road to AMVIV, MITM, MOTD or any local drives. We can also find the Zymol MINI specific kit on the shelf, not 1 of them but 2. The stack of microfiber cloths that have seen the washing machine once when new and then stacked nicely on the shelf. Lets not forget the Griots wash bucket, the rectangular one with the shelf to hold the mitt when washing. Then there is the fancy hose reel thing that sits in the garage, professional quality Goodyear hose with leakproof swivel ends wrapped around the reel. Top that off with the container of Zymol concours wax, bought on sale, that graced my office credenza since delivered. Yeah, I had the best intentions. Now it gets a 5 buck laser wash now and again to knock the big stuff off.
I too have a shelf full of good intentions. There is the $100 Griots portable kit that was opened once and put on a shelf, no products ever used, didn't take the kit on the road to AMVIV, MITM, MOTD or any local drives. We can also find the Zymol MINI specific kit on the shelf, not 1 of them but 2. The stack of microfiber cloths that have seen the washing machine once when new and then stacked nicely on the shelf. Lets not forget the Griots wash bucket, the rectangular one with the shelf to hold the mitt when washing. Then there is the fancy hose reel thing that sits in the garage, professional quality Goodyear hose with leakproof swivel ends wrapped around the reel. Top that off with the container of Zymol concours wax, bought on sale, that graced my office credenza since delivered. Yeah, I had the best intentions. Now it gets a 5 buck laser wash now and again to knock the big stuff off.
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Hmmm...I happened to be in the metro area on business about 5 weeks ago and dropped in on the DCMM'ers for ice cream at Dairy Godmother's. PlayPlay was nice enough to give me a ride back to my hotel. As I recall, his MINI was lookin' pretty good at the time. Hard to believe it was just the rain that got it into that condition...
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Hi. I don\'t have my Mini yet, but I would like to keep it as clean as I can. I suffer from OCD and am supposed to take pills for it which were prescribed by my doctor, but I found that they greatly decrease my sex drive so now I don\'t take them anymore and sell them at a discount to other people in my OCD support group. But what do you guys recommend that I should stock up on? I really hate all the dust that I can see through the A/C vents in my Ford pick up and I don\'t know how to clean it. Should I get those long Q-Tip looking things? Or should I just use regular Q-Tips and just tape them to a long stick? How about underneath the car? It is easy to clean on my Ford since I had the 36 inch lift on it, but I think the Mini would be harder to clean. Should I get 4 ramps I can drive on to for proper cleaning? Any advice would be much appreciated.
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Hi. I don\'t have my Mini yet, but I would like to keep it as clean as I can. I suffer from OCD and am supposed to take pills for it which were prescribed by my doctor, but I found that they greatly decrease my sex drive so now I don\'t take them anymore and sell them at a discount to other people in my OCD support group. But what do you guys recommend that I should stock up on? I really hate all the dust that I can see through the A/C vents in my Ford pick up and I don\'t know how to clean it. Should I get those long Q-Tip looking things? Or should I just use regular Q-Tips and just tape them to a long stick? How about underneath the car? It is easy to clean on my Ford since I had the 36 inch lift on it, but I think the Mini would be harder to clean. Should I get 4 ramps I can drive on to for proper cleaning? Any advice would be much appreciated.
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If it wasn't for the Hydro mine would never see any wax. The interior? Hah. I can spend hours and hours wrenching, fixing, replacing, putting it back because it didn't "perform" right. But I can only take cleaning and scrubbing for so long. Thanks PGT, I thought I was a bad owner for not "claying" my MINI!!
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Jet black is horrible. I love it when it's clean, but can't stand it when it dirty, which is about 10 minutes after it's washed. The OZ's take as long to wash as the rest of the car. Not to mention I'm still getting Jan's go-fast magic dust on the back.
I wish there were a good detailer around here. I'd just drop it off once a month.
But, washing it doesn't make it go faster, so washing comes second.
I wish there were a good detailer around here. I'd just drop it off once a month.
But, washing it doesn't make it go faster, so washing comes second.
Haha, just messing with ya. If you have been nominated to be in the Hall of Shame you shouldn't have bought a JB car! We need to see some pics of your car with those OZ's, I'd drool. (clean car pics if possible )
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Big Howe... I can't believe I'm hearing this out of your mouth. Heresey!
Haha, just messing with ya. If you have been nominated to be in the Hall of Shame you shouldn't have bought a JB car! We need to see some pics of your car with those OZ's, I'd drool. (clean car pics if possible )
Haha, just messing with ya. If you have been nominated to be in the Hall of Shame you shouldn't have bought a JB car! We need to see some pics of your car with those OZ's, I'd drool. (clean car pics if possible )
Now as for the cutting and buffing, I'm just lazy and would rather pay a pro to do the job right, but finding one is another issue.
So, I would wear the Hall of Shame Badge with honor, if it was bestowed upon me, and I would guess that I'd have to put it on the back of the car(along with PGT and Nate) as that's the view most would be getting of it.
Here's a fuzzy iPhone pic from a couple of weeks ago. It's about due to be washed again, maybe I'll take some pics this weekend.
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