It is time that those of us that are brave enough to enter the Cook-Off, begin the standard "pre-game" trash talk.

Now, I *KNOW* I'm going to win the cook-off. I mean after all; my chili has been a hit where ever it has been served. It has already won awards and it is time the rest of the MINI world enjoy what I like to call: CHILI PERFECTION!!!

The name of *MY* chili is homage to my former employer:

Wild Animal Planet Chili

(Please note the animal eyeballs are not for eating -- they add the extra SPECIAL flavor)

Minilla: I wouldn't stand still too long -- I might put your dragon in the pot too

Hugs,
PB

 

Minzilla is going to win this year! The michigan crew will make sure of that

 

As a former Dragon Chili judge I do have something to say to all chili "chefs" both past and future:

Last year's pitiful sorry entrants made me question whether I was a Chili Cook-off judge or a taste tester for Gerber!

 

I'm gonna like this thread.

 

Yucca I herewith ask that you be recused from this years panel as obviously you Know not of what you speak!

And if that sounds like a challenge,,, anti up we're callin you out, get your $10 out and be a contestant, Stand up and do it like a man!

 

See I have my PROOF -- the only way Minzilla can win is by bringing his own voting block.

*I* on the other hand, choose to just bring OUTSTANDING Chili.

And Yucca -- as a judge myself last year -- I can tell you straight up that I *KNOW* the difference between chili and candy corn!!!

If it was me coming to taste chili -- I'd just hang out at *MY* table and enjoy the best dang chili that the MOTD event can offer.

Hugs,
PB

 

PB, you gotta catch me first,,,,,,,,,, and BTW whose CHILI won THE PEOPLE"S CHOICE award last year??:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: ( Eye of the Dragon!)

It's kinda hard catchin up when you are so far behind

I can't help it if the judges don't know what's good, cripe sakes. look at what Yucca just posted!

Way to go Chad, tell 'em

 

Let's review:

1. I was a JUDGE last year, not a contestant.

2. You might have won people's choice last year -- but you WEREN'T competing with *MY* chili.

3. I won't have to run hard (or even break a sweat) to leave you in my dust, Mr.

4. *I've* had your chili....I know my competion --- NEVER underestimate the power of the *NEW* kid.

5. Oh, and for the record -- my chili's won a few awards too....and *I* don't need a green stuffed, farting dragon to help me out.

6. You have a few months -- might want to work on that recipe a bit -- I'm hearing critics already.


Hugs,
PB

 

Don't worry, if his cooking is anything like his driving, you got him licked!: razz::gr in::grin :

 

Sweetheart --- there will be *NO* (and repeat this *NO*) licking of the Minzilla.

However, I'll kick his booty in the cook-off!!!

Hugs,
PB

 

Licking minzilla EWWWWW GROSS!!!!!


And you know what I mean!

 

Sounds like a challenge bet????? HMnnn,,,,I may just loose for the payoff

 

Nice edit of that quote!

 

Nope, you'll just LOSE.

Hugs,
PB

 

Don't be so sure about that.

The SSMs people have an entrant we she's coming up there with a group of over 30 MINIs at this time.

 

New attendees at the Dragon.....do not fear the Dragon, not even at midnight.

What you should fear the most ?? ........THE CHILI COOKOFF CONTESTANTS!!


Note to Smoky Mountain MINIs CCO chairman:
You better add to the rules - No knives or sharp objects allowed in the hall!

 

Did you know that there is an actual rule in the CASI Chili Cook-off rule book....no explosives or firearms are allowed. Does it make you wonder what happened that made that a needed rule?

Check out Rule G!!!!!!!

Hugs,
PB

 

Oh, that does make you wonder ? I want to know what you have to do to become a judge, this could be fun........er, a, dangerous ... To bad I did not enter my Chili, you all would have had some REAL competition . It's just this being my first event I did not want to upset to many people. I would rather make friends my first year..........then next year, IT'S ON!!!

 

Ewwwww.....is THAT your secret ingredient, Minzilla?


Clover

 

That chili would be in the two legged catagory then?

 

 

no the three legged...

 

Wait a minute here. I thought the sperm only came into play during the Midnight Run??? I dont recall the chili glowing...

 

Due to rampant allegations of bribery and inappropriate behavior by the judges (well, maybe not all the judges, but one particular judge in a purple dragon tuxedo has been named as the ringleader), the organizers are apparently bringing in a team of independent experts to serve as judges.

 

Yes, I hear that guy in the Tux was totally paid off by the winning chilis --- but then again -- *I* heard that all the constestants paid him --- some are suing for their bribe money back.

Who is the masked man in formalwear????

(oh, and Bama -- I believe that SMM is employing "secret" judges -- so secret I'm not sure who knows about them yet )

Hugs,
PB