Chili Cook-Off Contestants Talk "Trash"
Originally Posted by MiniZoom
Minibeast - Sound like there will be at least one other real (Texas) chili there so at least I have competition. If the judges aren't from Texas, do we have to tone it down so they are conscious by the end? 
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From: Weeblegabber West (aka WLA)
Originally Posted by Ryephile
speaking of trash....
...I'll be throwing EVERYONE's chili in the trash if they suck as much as they did last year!
[oh, except for Minzila's, his was pretty good]
...I'll be throwing EVERYONE's chili in the trash if they suck as much as they did last year!
[oh, except for Minzila's, his was pretty good]
I was a judge last year, and we had NO idea which chili was prepared by which chef! I can only say that it was a fun time....despite all the whining complaints of my fellow-judges!
****running for cover****
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Originally Posted by MINIclo
... All of the chilis were tasty last year....
Clover
Clover
In fact, I recall you talking about entering -- (and I quote here) "to show these people what Chili really is." Hmmmmm.
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Okay, all this talk about uber-hot chili got me thinking. With all the very cool logos surrounding this event, both on t-shirts and here in the forums, someone has to come up with one showing a fire-breathing dragon. With the flames coming out the other end, of course. 
Now THAT'S chili!
Now THAT'S chili!
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Originally Posted by BabsWife
Funny -- I don't recall you saying this last year
In fact, I recall you talking about entering -- (and I quote here) "to show these people what Chili really is." Hmmmmm.
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In fact, I recall you talking about entering -- (and I quote here) "to show these people what Chili really is." Hmmmmm.
Hugs,
PB
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Originally Posted by Minzilla
No, from OHIIIYO,
and guess what we put beans in our chilly up here , that way you can sample and savor it on a regular basis after consumption, not like that stuff with all the illegal ingrediants that makes you want to butt scoot thru a 5 gallon tub of ice cream afterwards
and guess what we put beans in our chilly up here
, that way you can sample and savor it on a regular basis after consumption, not like that stuff with all the illegal ingrediants that makes you want to butt scoot thru a 5 gallon tub of ice cream afterwards Hey, baby! If you can't take the heat, better get out of the Chili-Makin' kitchen! I'd LOVE to see you butt-scoot through a 5 gallon tub of ice cream! LOL!
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Originally Posted by Greatbear
I'm staying the hell away from anything resembling fudge swirl ice cream that weekend. No ifs, ands or butts!
ok --off to taste test a NEW favorite ice cream.
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From: Weeblegabber West (aka WLA)
Originally Posted by BabsWife
Thanks, GB, I might be staying away from it for life with *THAT* mental image.
ok --off to taste test a NEW favorite ice cream.
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ok --off to taste test a NEW favorite ice cream.
Hugs,
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No way!!!!! Ewwwwwww....that flavor will forever be associated with a very bad mental image!
Clover
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Originally Posted by YuccaPatrol
As a former Dragon Chili judge I do have something to say to all chili "chefs" both past and future:
Last year's pitiful sorry entrants made me question whether I was a Chili Cook-off judge or a taste tester for Gerber!
In case you "chefs" have not heard about them, you really need to check into using some spices! They come in little jars and make food ingredients taste different when the cooking is done.
Last year's pitiful sorry entrants made me question whether I was a Chili Cook-off judge or a taste tester for Gerber!
In case you "chefs" have not heard about them, you really need to check into using some spices! They come in little jars and make food ingredients taste different when the cooking is done.
And to my final point, I don't think last year's chef's knew the difference between candy corn and a habanero pepper, so let me give you a couple more pictures for the visual learners out there. . . .
This is a candy corn, it tastes like sweet poo poo and does not add any heat to a pot of chili:
This is a candy corn, it tastes like sweet poo poo and does not add any heat to a pot of chili:
This is a habanero pepper, the hottest pepper in the world which will ensure that your chili does not taste like candy corn:
Come on Chili Cook-Off contestants, this year I hope you try to make the judges go instead of !
instead of !
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Originally Posted by MINIclo
^^^^^ Yucca was almost the youngest of last year's Chili judges!
Clover
Yucca was almost the youngest of last year's Chili judges! Clover
I'm young and sharp -- so, don't think it has gone unnoticed that Clover is unwilling to step up to the plate and put her chili where her mouth is. Seems last year, she was all talk ---- this year, no chili as she had once promised (or was that threatened).
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Originally Posted by Minzilla
I'm with you PB, Clo sure has lots of advice, but no show. Like I said before Clo, Step up and do it like a Man!
But my chili is going to beat your chili with its "hands" tied behind its back.
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Originally Posted by Minzilla
I'm with you PB, Clo sure has lots of advice, but no show. Like I said before Clo, Step up and do it like a Man!
Oh, baby! I'll bring the "special Chili Cooking equipment" so I can try to cook it like a "Man." But regarding the Chili Cook-Off, since I am co-organizing the Welcome Dinner, I kinda felt that was enough on my Dragon plate......
Clover
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Oh, baby! I'll bring the "special Chili-Cooking equipment
Not sure I want to go there??,,,,,,,, But Still think you are a weenie and making all sorts of excuses for not entering a Chili, and remeber lewdness will be disqualified, so leave all the "toys " at home!
Speaking of Weenies, where are all the other chili experts?????
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