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Old Dec 5, 2006 | 11:07 PM
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I was told to trade the Cooper in!

I was told this past weekend that I need to trade my Cooper S in and get a truck and lift it. Then, I guess, the women would like me. You know what my response was?.......If hell freezes over, pigs fly and I have more money Bill gates, I still wouldn't....These people just don't understand do they?
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by vertigo_8214
I was told this past weekend that I need to trade my Cooper S in and get a truck and lift it. Then, I guess, the women would like me. You know what my response was?.......If hell freezes over, pigs fly and I have more money Bill gates, I still wouldn't....These people just don't understand do they?
Ha!
Ten years ago, I bought a truck with big knobby tires, and had illusions that it'd be a 'chick-magnet'. What I found was that big trucks are actually magnets for pudgy, balding 50-year old guys.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 08:55 AM
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Who done seen it wit der two eyes?
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 08:56 AM
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Keep The Mini, You Will End Up With A Better Girl In The End.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:10 AM
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I've met & talked to more women standing around looking at my MCS then with any other car I've owned & I've owned some very exotic cars in my life.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:10 AM
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If you were told this by a friend, I think you need to meet a higher class of friends.

MINI versus Pick-Up Truck.

Kinda like comparing....

Filet Mignon to a Cheeseburger

Jennifer Anniston to Rosanne Barr

Mary J. Blige to Milli Vanilli

Dom Perignon to tap water



Okay, you get the idea.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:11 AM
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Yeah there's nothing we girls like more than to get all dolled up & then have to hike our dress up to our a$$ so we can climb in some big jacked up truck
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:13 AM
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Yeah there's nothing we girls like more than to get all dolled up & then have to hike our dress up to our a$$ so we can climb in some big jacked up truck
Up to your WHAT ?? Okay... pickup trucks might not be TOTALLY bad.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:17 AM
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I hear the same thing from people driving over consuming trucks at my office. Take them for a ride and say "Now watch the fuel gauge".
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:20 AM
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Up to your WHAT ?? Okay... pickup trucks might not be TOTALLY bad.
You heard me I dated a redneck in high school. I speak from experience
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:23 AM
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You heard me I dated a redneck in high school. I speak from experience
I think we might need some pictures to get the full effect
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by vertigo_8214
I was told this past weekend that I need to trade my Cooper S in and get a truck and lift it. Then, I guess, the women would like me. You know what my response was?.......If hell freezes over, pigs fly and I have more money Bill gates, I still wouldn't....These people just don't understand do they?
is that if you do that, she'll like your truck! Life is too short for petty crap like that!

Matt
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:40 AM
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So pray tell what sort of loser buys a vehicle based on whether or not it will: 1) make them seem more manly? 2) attract females?

Now what sort of person has to justify their ownership of a particular vehicle by posting it on the web of a car specific site so that they won't feel less of a man and not attrack more females? 1) one who lacks self confidence 2) one who defines themselves by what others think of them or 3) a person who has very low self esteem.

It's very odd that someone would even listen, much less respond (either to whoever said it, or on the web) to people who think a car reflects anything about the owner....and then take it personal. I suppose the orginator of this post doesn't realize they really do care way too much what others think of them in relation to their car and I find the whole situation sadly more common with the individuals inability to stand on their own two feet without the support of others. Can you say Baaaaaaa?
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 09:59 AM
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Lift it

Originally Posted by vertigo_8214
I was told this past weekend that I need to trade my Cooper S in and get a truck and lift it. Then, I guess, the women would like me. You know what my response was?.......If hell freezes over, pigs fly and I have more money Bill gates, I still wouldn't....These people just don't understand do they?
Wow, if you can lift a truck, it's no wonder the women would find you irresistible. I, on the other hand, have a bad back and choose not to lift anything heavier than the MINI.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by ChrisW
I think we might need some pictures to get the full effect
Sorry but it was a long time ago & NO cameras were allowed
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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I agree, some people just don't understand! I went to my ex g/f place a few weeks back (she hadn't seen the MINI before) to drop off her belongings.. the first words out of her mouth were "That is ugliest f****** car I have ever seen!" My reply: "Don't worry, you'll never be riding in it." - in a very calm voice. lol
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 10:31 AM
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The kind of women that are attracted by big pickem-up-trucks should come with their own warning label:

WARNING: Has more siblings than teeth. Keep away from ceiling fans to avoid hair tangling. Contains 3 or more antibiotic-resistant contageous diseases.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by fred3
So pray tell what sort of loser buys a vehicle based on whether or not it will: 1) make them seem more manly? 2) attract females?
Why else would the F-150 Harley Davidson truck sell, or lots and lots and lots of vehicles. Unfortunantly, many agree whit what Agassi said in those Canon Rebel adds..... "Image is everything".

So to answer you question, lots and lots and lots. And they are called the American People!

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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by yumhaggis
I've met & talked to more women standing around looking at my MCS then with any other car I've owned & I've owned some very exotic cars in my life.
such as?
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 11:23 AM
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what an odd thread???? why would you care what someone else says a real man thinks for himself.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 11:24 AM
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I'm a fairly tall guy (6'-2") and i always laugh and make fun of those guys who are like 5'-5" or so and drive a lifted truck. trying to make up for something are we?
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by bamatt
Yeah there's nothing we girls like more than to get all dolled up & then have to hike our dress up to our a$$ so we can climb in some big jacked up truck
I couldn't agree more!! If I need to take a running leap to get into your vehicle, I'm not interested.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by MiniMarki
I agree, some people just don't understand! I went to my ex g/f place a few weeks back (she hadn't seen the MINI before) to drop off her belongings.. the first words out of her mouth were "That is ugliest f****** car I have ever seen!" My reply: "Don't worry, you'll never be riding in it." - in a very calm voice. lol
Good response.

I would beware of anyone who doesn't like a MINI. Sort of like people who flat out don't like animals... You don't have to love them or own one, but if you really can't stand them, there's something not quite right about you.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by batgirlwildcat
Good response.

I would beware of anyone who doesn't like a MINI. Sort of like people who flat out don't like animals... You don't have to love them or own one, but if you really can't stand them, there's something not quite right about you.

Right... my MINI is cuter than a kitten and tougher than a Pit Bull.

What's not to love ???
 
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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by SandiePepper
what an odd thread???? why would you care what someone else says a real man thinks for himself.
here here! my wife will tell you that one of things she was most attracted to when we met was the fact that I didn't give a damn what other people thought of me. I had a Honda CRX and a (stock) Jeep Wrangler and didn't need to own a BMW, or worse, a turdmissile Camaro to have self-esteem.

to the single guys out there....confidence (and a large shoe size) is where it's at A big bank account can be substituted should you fall, umm, short in one of the other two
 
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