plus one voyeur

 

And how many lurkers???

 

I think I actually prefer savory chopped liver over bland filet these days. In modest quantities though--I make the mistake of thinking I want that liver and tongue sandwich from the Jewish deli, but that two pound brick just don't sit right.

 

menage a quatre!?

 

I think rooandren just wants to watch!

 

Probably off topic but in my 42 years on this planet, I've never met anyone from Canada that was a jerk- I can't say that about too many other places. Whenever I've visited Alberta (Red Deer) it always strikes me as "Texas with better beer". Fine folks these Canucks- They've given us Rush, Triumph, Rick James and Lorne Greene. We are lucky to have them as neighbors.

 

Oh great! Now DennisD is going to be just impossible to live with!!!

 

Oops!- Here's some balance:

WTF kind of sport is curling????
Celine Dion and Bryan Adams- enough said.
Hahaha- Y'all got Quebec!

 

Thank you. If that doesn't straighten him out, you'll hear from me!

 

Don't forget all the great hockey players!

Curling isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 

Are you going to straighten me out again? But I didn't wear my leather outfit today!!!!

 

Yeah right!!

 

That's okay.... you won't be needing it with what I have planned!

 

Yeah, an alternative lifestyle.

 

SWEEP....

Tell me what lady doesn't melt when they see a man actually sweeping? Ack...Amateurs!

 

* shakes head in disbelievement * That only happens when he is sweeping the kitchen floor, not some block of ice!!!

 

HEY...Those skills can apply to all kinds of situations...not only on the ice or in the kitchen!

 

Really? Hmmmm..... Food for thought!

 

Hmm..I just heard on the news that someone in Arizona is buying as many brooms as possible!

 

Yes, he's opening a used car lot for ex-wives...

 

Hello!!! That would be for ex-husbands!!

 

WHOA! I am so sorry, Ma'am. I didn't know and there aren't any gender indicators in your signature. I won't make that mistake again. I now feel very socially awkward...It's like I'm wearing some sort of virtual sweatervest.

 

That's Okay.... You can take off the sweatervest. This is a laid back kinda thread. Dennis serves up Canadian Slurpees at Five. Although I have awoken without a memory from the last two he served me -- one time tied up in chains. Buyer Beware!

 

where goed skuzzy?

 

[quote=carjoy;2064469]That's Okay.... You can take off the sweatervest. [quote]

I wish I had a dollar for every time a woman has said that to me.