Yeah, except the bowtie has the effect of garlic to vampires.

 

[quote=First Mini;2064484][quote=carjoy;2064469]That's Okay.... You can take off the sweatervest. Wish I had a dollar for every time I've said that too!

 

Is this really who you want to be? A keyboard bully making fun of an old man's fashion sense...it's probably all laughs now but what happens when the laughter stops, Lynn? Just what happens when the laughter stops...I think we all learned something today about building bridges rather than walls...about lighting a candle rather than cursing the darkness.

 

First, we don't allow just any ol' color in here El.... At least have the decency to hide the blue otherwise we can't be responsible for the look of your MINI when you leave the area.

Second, we had a wake for the ol Skuzz last week because apparently either myself or Dennis left him somewhere and he hasn't ever found his way back home yet. Soooooo, we had a toast to him and basically have written him off!!!

 

WTF! This doesn't sound like a Texan!!! I think we may have an imposter here!!!!

 

Yeah, well, maybe if wasn't a polka dot bowtie.....

 

I had the schoolin' and whatnot...

 

I'm entitled because I WOULD have got nightfire red (even after I learned the second word was, indeed, fire) if MINI didn't have all these stupid rules about which kind of Mini can be which color. Youification, in deed!

 

And we are supposed to believe that lame story!!! Pfft... Alright.. but only because of 4-letter words.

 

And they let you back into the fold? Texas must be changing.

 

Well, akchilly, plaid was my first choice, but NFR was my second. Besides, they had to let some yankees into this thread to keep the scores up.

 

Yeah, but he has to wear his pants backwards.

 

Maybe there is a reason there are so few yankees..... Rooandren is about all we can handle! So you are on probationary status. I'm watching.

 

Yook here, lou. I was asquare here long febore you were.

 

Hey...what's with all the chatter in this room! Man! A man can't sit quietly in this room anymore, sipping on a slurpee and watching curling on my blackberry!

 

<checking out the post numbers and not noticing a major difference (at least if you count percentages)>

 

I didn't say she was quiet; I said I was here foist.

 

Give or take a thou!

 

Can I have a slurpee sir? Its time for me to go home. By the time I drive the 10 minutes there, will it be ready?

 

Not in this thread Baby!! Only talking NFRs you know!

 

(grinding the ice to make your slurpee as I type!)

 

Perfect timing! Ah, relaxing at home, finally!

 

kick off your shoes and socks and dig your toes into the carpet while slurping softly on your drink.....heeeeey..you weren't wearing any shoes and socks when you walked in here!

 

80F here. Windows open, haven't had shoes and socks on since early Sat. a.m.!!!

 

When is that janitor job going to open up?