R50/53 Exciting new Product on the Horizon
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Yes, it certainly has. I feel completely refreshed.
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Edge it is!
Try our aerogel engine/horse blanket to keep it extra cold, or hot, er, or whatever the hell it does.
God help us all.
If I am nothing, I am at least helpful.
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Dream *****-izon
I do put beer in my MINI.
Try our aerogel engine/horse blanket to keep it extra cold, or hot, er, or whatever the hell it does.
Who says I'm not already a mindless zombie? I work for the Bd of Ed.
Yes, it certainly has. I feel completely refreshed.
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From: As far away from Florida as I can get.
This is it. The greatest news for our LAMBS
and R56 fans alike. On *****-izon automotive
has decided to apply our innovation, imagination,
know how and marketing skills to the R56.
We would like to start by introducing a "Turbo"
badge for your car. An obvious oversight on
behalf of the BMW designers, this is one mod you
absolutely cannot be with out. Regardless of the
type, size, or font that you order, this will be by
far the best looking badge we have ever seen.
Reasonably priced, manufactured to exacting specification
using the best materials, we expect the fit and finish to be
unreal. (Please note that for the time being we will not be
using the word "fantastic" in describing our products due to
the pending litigation by NBA)
Sample products:
Please call our shop anytime with questions and we certainly hope this helps.
and R56 fans alike. On *****-izon automotive
has decided to apply our innovation, imagination,
know how and marketing skills to the R56.
We would like to start by introducing a "Turbo"
badge for your car. An obvious oversight on
behalf of the BMW designers, this is one mod you
absolutely cannot be with out. Regardless of the
type, size, or font that you order, this will be by
far the best looking badge we have ever seen.
Reasonably priced, manufactured to exacting specification
using the best materials, we expect the fit and finish to be
unreal. (Please note that for the time being we will not be
using the word "fantastic" in describing our products due to
the pending litigation by NBA)
Sample products:
Please call our shop anytime with questions and we certainly hope this helps.
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From: As far away from Florida as I can get.
The innovators at the OnWhore-izon have done it again.
Sensing the need of the enthusiasts we are proud to
announce our exclusive DFIC reversal kit. Proven to
provide better cooling and performance without the need
of expensive add ons, or additional modifications to your
sheet metal. It looks completely stealth and will not void
your warranty. As most of the DFIC owners probably still
have these in their garages we are offering this product for
the low introductory price of $299. And here is the product:
Feel free to call the shop if you have any questions. But give us time to return from MITM where we are busy pilfering ideas from the Man in the Mountains.
Sensing the need of the enthusiasts we are proud to
announce our exclusive DFIC reversal kit. Proven to
provide better cooling and performance without the need
of expensive add ons, or additional modifications to your
sheet metal. It looks completely stealth and will not void
your warranty. As most of the DFIC owners probably still
have these in their garages we are offering this product for
the low introductory price of $299. And here is the product:
Feel free to call the shop if you have any questions. But give us time to return from MITM where we are busy pilfering ideas from the Man in the Mountains.
Last edited by goaljnky; Nov 27, 2007 at 10:08 PM.
The innovators at the OnWhore-izon have done it again.
Sensing the need of the enthusiasts we are proud to
announce our exclusive DFIC reversal kit. Proven to
provide better cooling and performance without the need
of expensive add ons, or additional modifications to your
sheet metal. It looks completely stealth and will not void
your warranty. As most of the DFIC owners probably still
have these in their garages we are offering this product for
the low introductory price of $299. And here is the product:
Feel free to call the shop if you have any questions. But give us time to return from MITM where we are busy pilfering ideas from the Man in the Mountains.
Sensing the need of the enthusiasts we are proud to
announce our exclusive DFIC reversal kit. Proven to
provide better cooling and performance without the need
of expensive add ons, or additional modifications to your
sheet metal. It looks completely stealth and will not void
your warranty. As most of the DFIC owners probably still
have these in their garages we are offering this product for
the low introductory price of $299. And here is the product:
Feel free to call the shop if you have any questions. But give us time to return from MITM where we are busy pilfering ideas from the Man in the Mountains.
Keep up the surprises this is unreal, to say the least. Looking like I will be scraping up some cash for this one, boy oh boy the power of NAM(blushing)
6th Gear
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From: Winston-Salem, NC
The innovators at the OnWhore-izon have done it again.
Sensing the need of the enthusiasts we are proud to
announce our exclusive DFIC reversal kit. Proven to
provide better cooling and performance without the need
of expensive add ons, or additional modifications to your
sheet metal. It looks completely stealth and will not void
your warranty. As most of the DFIC owners probably still
have these in their garages we are offering this product for
the low introductory price of $299. And here is the product:
Feel free to call the shop if you have any questions. But give us time to return from MITM where we are busy pilfering ideas from the Man in the Mountains.
Sensing the need of the enthusiasts we are proud to
announce our exclusive DFIC reversal kit. Proven to
provide better cooling and performance without the need
of expensive add ons, or additional modifications to your
sheet metal. It looks completely stealth and will not void
your warranty. As most of the DFIC owners probably still
have these in their garages we are offering this product for
the low introductory price of $299. And here is the product:
Feel free to call the shop if you have any questions. But give us time to return from MITM where we are busy pilfering ideas from the Man in the Mountains.
PS: Will they be available with the S painted red?
6th Gear
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From: LI, NY
The innovators at the OnWhore-izon have done it again.
Sensing the need of the enthusiasts we are proud to
announce our exclusive DFIC reversal kit. Proven to
provide better cooling and performance without the need
of expensive add ons, or additional modifications to your
sheet metal. It looks completely stealth and will not void
your warranty. As most of the DFIC owners probably still
have these in their garages we are offering this product for
the low introductory price of $299. And here is the product:
Feel free to call the shop if you have any questions. But give us time to return from MITM where we are busy pilfering ideas from the Man in the Mountains.
Sensing the need of the enthusiasts we are proud to
announce our exclusive DFIC reversal kit. Proven to
provide better cooling and performance without the need
of expensive add ons, or additional modifications to your
sheet metal. It looks completely stealth and will not void
your warranty. As most of the DFIC owners probably still
have these in their garages we are offering this product for
the low introductory price of $299. And here is the product:
Feel free to call the shop if you have any questions. But give us time to return from MITM where we are busy pilfering ideas from the Man in the Mountains.
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From: As far away from Florida as I can get.
mememememememememememe in one word fantastic..AWESOME...simply brilliant (sorry got carried away there for a min.) I'm happy to test this but I think there's a line started already, can I get one in red?
Keep up the surprises this is unreal, to say the least. Looking like I will be scraping up some cash for this one, boy oh boy the power of NAM(blushing)
Keep up the surprises this is unreal, to say the least. Looking like I will be scraping up some cash for this one, boy oh boy the power of NAM(blushing)
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From: Southern IL
So this product eleminates the need for any modified hood scoops? What if I want a different hood scoop? Will you offer a scoop to further increase airflow across this intercooler (which I will have to call the down-draft direct flow intercooler). I'd like some way to identify other DDDFIC owners on the road.
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So this product eleminates the need for any modified hood scoops? What if I want a different hood scoop? Will you offer a scoop to further increase airflow across this intercooler (which I will have to call the down-draft direct flow intercooler). I'd like some way to identify other DDDFIC owners on the road.
Huh?
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Stop asking questions and buy something. You must have us confused with some of those other guys who like to market their products under the guise of answering questions. We are "the honest" vendor. We just want to sell you our product and make some money and put food on our table. Or at least be able to stuff some dollar bills into the stripper's G-string and help her through college.
I must say I was very impressed with the quality of the packaging and the free titanium OnWhore-izon key chain you threw in was a nice touch.
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No. He is talking about the used set of tires we sold him. Just look slightly to the left... 
5th Gear
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The tires you sent me long ago.... for beta testing.
I'm talking about the Turbonizer V2.0
The tires are a unique alternative to traditional runflats that work using a carbon coated composite carcass (C4) which gives levels of handling that are simply explosive.
This is the new R56 turbo in developement, currently reffered to as "The Shocker"
I'm talking about the Turbonizer V2.0
The tires are a unique alternative to traditional runflats that work using a carbon coated composite carcass (C4) which gives levels of handling that are simply explosive.
This is the new R56 turbo in developement, currently reffered to as "The Shocker"
Last edited by Deviant; Aug 13, 2007 at 09:17 PM.
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We at On *****-izon Automotive have a lot of experience with scoops.
While mostly it was related to cleaning the cat litter boxes and walking
the dog we decided to apply our scoop expertise to the R56.
Since its release our engineers have been aware that the scoop on the
S models... well... didn't do anything. So that got us thinking that even a
little bit more aggressive frontal shape will give you tremendous airflow
improvements. But we didn't just stop there. What if (we thought) we
moved the scoop up into the air stream? With that said we will have an
even more aggressive shaped scoop with vortex generators that still does
nothing, but with much greater efficiency and greater profit margin.
We are pleased to introduce Roof Mounted Airflow Generator (RMAG):
It will come with double sided tape for secure mounting and eventually
will match the contours of the roof. Priced at astounding $229 the fit
and finish on this unit is fantastic. You will absolutely love it.
P.S. All you CF fans stand by...
While mostly it was related to cleaning the cat litter boxes and walking
the dog we decided to apply our scoop expertise to the R56.
Since its release our engineers have been aware that the scoop on the
S models... well... didn't do anything. So that got us thinking that even a
little bit more aggressive frontal shape will give you tremendous airflow
improvements. But we didn't just stop there. What if (we thought) we
moved the scoop up into the air stream? With that said we will have an
even more aggressive shaped scoop with vortex generators that still does
nothing, but with much greater efficiency and greater profit margin.
We are pleased to introduce Roof Mounted Airflow Generator (RMAG):
It will come with double sided tape for secure mounting and eventually
will match the contours of the roof. Priced at astounding $229 the fit
and finish on this unit is fantastic. You will absolutely love it.
P.S. All you CF fans stand by...
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From: As far away from Florida as I can get.
For the convertible applications we do recommend that you get two. They can be mounted on the doors thus doubling the vortex benefits and increasing our P/E ratios. We do however, refuse to manufacture these in chrome. Unlike other guys, we do have our morals.