Can I get it in green to match my eyes?

 

Sorry. It only comes in black and blue. But we will gladly get your eyes to match our RMAG. Just call the shop. You will absolutely love it.

 

Being the innovators that we are and seeing the need
in the market On *****-izon automotive is proud to
introduce our latest products for the R56 owner.
Using highest quality materials, the fit and finish is fantastic.
Available individually, or as a complete system we
guarantee that you will absolutely love it. Pricing and
performance data will be coming shortly, but let me just say
that it far outperformed all other designs on our patented
skirt steak test.

Hope this helps.

Official R56 Bonnet Opening System:


The R56 Grilling Kit:



The R56 Teakettle:

 

Palo's got some competition!!!!

 

DAmn, I thought I was the only one who knew about "The Shocker" version turbo for female mini owners...

 

Does yours use the same air as the other manufacturers? I'm not sure we can get it here.....

 

At the request of our faithful LAMBS
we at On *****-izon automotive are proud
to announce our latest innovation.


Genuine sheep skin seat covers!!!

Made of the best wool available these ewes
were molested by dedicated herdsmen trained
in the ancient art just prior to being skinned.
That little extra attention make these skins supple
to the touch and make your bum warm on the cold
nights and keep it cool on the hot days.

These seat covers were recently tested and
tuned on a car that now puts out 259 HP on
the dyno! Just imagine how good they will feel
to your butt dyno while on the road.

And here is the product itself:



As you can see we will be offering these
in non-wool anniversary edition version for $129
extra.

Pre-order list is now open.

Please call the shop with any questions.
Hope this helps.

 

will this retain odors from bodily fluids? if not, count me in.

 

If not, count me out

 

The odor retention feature is only available on our anniversary edition.

 

so, you want odor-retention? tres interessant!

 

I'ts been over 2 months since you lame butts introduced anything new. I've bought into everyone of your products site unseen and everyone of them has been exactly as advertised. I could not be happier, but I need more. Ya see I had a wreck and my really slick shark..err lawyering company (Dewey, Chateham & Howe) all all driving brand new matching Kia's...I just know I'll have a big ole check in the mail any day now. I want to spend it all on fine OnWhore-izon products.

 

^ +1 There better be something on the horizon for my rebate check -- I want to help kickstart the economy

 

NAM has become very dark lately.

.........that and our competitors have not produced any new products which we can then make cheap copies of, slap a fancy description on and sell to you sheeple.

Must I remind you that we do not manufacture car parts, we steal other peoples ideas.

I hear that RMW (who is a convicted duck molestor) and Helix13 (who sleeps with fat bearded men) are on the verge of several new breakthrough products. Once we can get our hands on them and have our friends in North Korea make a few cheap knockoffs, we'll post more new product info here.

Vision.Passion.Slime

Skippy

 

I have acquired the rights to the OnWhorizon Brand.

I am now the president, vice president of marketing and Director
of customer relations. Our customers can call me directly and I
personally will be glad to tell them what they want to hear to make
them feel better about their purchases. Please forward you a list
of questions and the responses you would prefer to receive prior to calling.

We guarantee that you will absolutely love our products.
Hope this helps.

 

So is this real or what? I just want to know if what you are making is functional or not. Pics of it installed. If this is a joke ( like it's begining to look like) Kudos for some of the p-shops

 

Thank you for your inquiry. Our products are just
as real and deliver as much bang for the buck as
some of our competitors. With a fit and finish to
match.

Hope that helps.

 

anything for the R50??

 

There has not been enough groveling and begging
from the R50 owners. As usual. Move along.

 

If there was sufficient begging and groveling, what kind of performance gains
are we talking about?

 

all i want is inexpensive coilovers, can you beat $600?

 

isn't that pretty much the same thing (minus the tubing) as this

http://www.mossmini.com/Shop/ViewPro...eIndexID=60237

 

The gains would be fantastic. With a fit and finish to match.

I can beat a drum, I can beat around the bush, I can beat a dead horse, and I can even beat a meat. I will try to beat $600 and will post results ASAP.

 

well don't that beat all

 

Steempy! Shot op, you fool!