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Old May 5, 2006 | 04:29 PM
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MINIs ROCK Because ___________

You know the drill ...

Everyone knows MINIs ROCK because they are the BEST car ever made, bar none ... they EAT Dragons for Breakfast and Spit out Porsches for appetizers

So ...

MINIs ROCK because:
  1. You can wash & wax them TWICE in the Same Day!
  2. You can put a picture of an Elephant on the Roof and nobody thinks its strange!
  3. ......
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 04:31 PM
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...anything MORE would be uncivilized.
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 05:00 PM
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......there're cute.

......you can fill it up for only $35 bucks.

......everybody wants one, some just won't admit it.
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 05:14 PM
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.....that's just the way it is.
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 05:23 PM
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..... You can fit 11, 283 beanie babies inside and noone would think that strange
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 05:23 PM
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...its a lotta car for a little mulah!
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 05:27 PM
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Because they take away the tough decision making about how to spend my money.....
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 06:07 PM
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because of the unique adjustable cup holder
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 06:13 PM
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because it's deceptive.

(comical looks, but eats sports cars through the corners).
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by chows4us
MINIs ROCK because.
(times infinity +1, stampies, no erasies)



Because: My friends 600 sportbike can't pull on me on the freeway.
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 06:17 PM
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because getting in one is like waking up on christmas morning
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by qwertmoneky
...its a lotta car for a little mulah!
I agree! If I had to pick one thing this'd be it. I get absolutely giddy when I think about how much car I got for the $$$s. Unbelievable!!! Anybody w/ a preference for lightly appointed Coopers, don't apologize for not bulking up on the options. A light-weight MINI for 18-19K is a heckuvalotta car!!!
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 06:41 PM
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because its normal for owners to wake up at 2am and just stare at their MINI
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 06:52 PM
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...because scissors don't cut it.
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 07:06 PM
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.... because you KNOW you ALWAYS look back after locking it
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by chows4us
.... because you KNOW you ALWAYS look back after locking it
Amen!
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 07:15 PM
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Because you laugh at stipes on anything else...
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 07:27 PM
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..... In what other car can you chill your champaigne in the Glove Box while motoring the Dragon?
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 10:47 PM
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MINIS rule because all i think about while at work is when the day is gonna be over so i get to drive it again!
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 11:01 PM
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I don't think anyone on this thread has a future in advertising copy writing.
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by XAlfa
I don't think anyone on this thread has a future in advertising copy writing.
Thats funny, im a graphic designer and sometimes i gotta come up with some sort of creative tag lines/copy writing
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 11:34 PM
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MINIS ROCK...................JUST BECAUSE YA DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE TO F&^%ing MOTOR!
 
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Old May 5, 2006 | 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by capnmini
Thats funny, im a graphic designer and sometimes i gotta come up with some sort of creative tag lines/copy writing
Stick with the design work.
 
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Old May 6, 2006 | 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by XAlfa
Stick with the design work.
Yeah, seriously. You think the guy would at least use punctuation to prove a point
 
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Old May 6, 2006 | 12:35 AM
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WOW thanks dude....I thought I was the only one to do that! LMFAO. I am 100% certified MINIAC...there is no cure. Oh crap....must be a 12 step group somewhere. If there is I failed..........

Originally Posted by motor on
because its normal for owners to wake up at 2am and just stare at their MINI
 
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