Because you can make cars twice the price look rediculous

 

...... You gotta love the free bagels, donuts, and coffee in the waiting room while expertly trained mechanics perform your warranty work

 

my neighbor down the street got himself a nice E46 sedan the
other day. he wants to admire his car on his driveway but he so damn
shy that he's pretending like he's checking his lawn/bushes or something
and takes a peek every 3-4 seconds at his car. lol

i park my car on the street/driveway, stand in the middle of the
street and look at my car from all angles for 15-20min until people
walk up to me and start a conversation about how crazy i am.

 

Expertly trained?

And you gotta love the $130/hour labor rates once you're out of warranty. That totally rocks!

 

buy a chevy

 

Because drying your hair by driving 90 MPH with the top down is more fun than standing in the bathroom with a hair dryer.