Hey,
Look what I found, if you read the first part like CONS, you might get mad. The whole write up is sad.

 

The more I read, the worse it gets!

 

>>The more I read, the worse it gets!
WHat is it that you want us to read?

 

Sorry, the link didn't work, well see if it does this time...

This is so sad

 

oh well, the mini is not for everyone, but I loved the one person's reply

"This is hilarious! (Reply to this comment)
by hempem
You are so funny - I can't believe I'm getting to write the "FIRST COMMENT" on such a funny review!

I LOVE the Mini and if you can't figure out how to have sex in it, I ain't going to teach you.

Really, I'm surprised at you!""

 

After reading this dude's pathetic whining about the MINI, I think we should do the right thing and chip in to get this loser some serious counseling.

That, or maybe some urological plastic surgery, I have a feeling there's a "little problem" that this guy's overcompensating for by trashing the MINI and bragging about his big-a$$ Cadillac.

So sad.....

_________________

 

>>oh well, the mini is not for everyone,

There aren't enough MINI's available for people who really want them. It's best they are kept out of the hands of people with ego's so big they have to put in print their opinions on eveything. Check out everything he has an "opinion" on and take this one with a grain of salt.

 

I responded. Read my comments.

What an a-hole.

 

 

This guy is a moron. Here's another link....to his review for the movie JACKASS, which he gives FIVE STARS!!!!

MORONIC IDIOT'S REVIEW

Don't worry about it man, there's an idiot in every crowd!

 

If the idiots main concern for a car is "can I have sex in it" then I'm not so worried about the future of MINI. At least an a-hole like that won't be giving a bad name to all of us by driving one!

 

Even better, look at his profile... What a self-important tool... And i think that the person in the dress is a guy...

Rocketboy_X

 

Now thats creapy

 

>>OPTIONS
MINI Cooper has some interesting options, like GPS systems, sunroof, heated seats, 8 speaker stereo (in a car this small you really need 8 speakers??) and even some ridiculous options, like different color roof, or chrome gas filler cap. That's just tacky.

This guy is a retard

 

This guy is the bigest waste of flesh!!!!!! His profile says it all: fav website: NASCAR and also the quote "I hate France." Can't get any more ignorant than that. He's a piece of SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Man, what crawled up his a$$ and died? :evil:

 

And I'm sure when I kick his behind off the line he'll only hate it more.

 

God .... I think this source of auto review is totally unreliable ....
Out of all the factors that needs to be critized about the mini .... this person needs to talk about SEX ???

Hmmm ... maybe the he likes to have sex in cars !? Or maybe ... he doesn't have a house to live in .. so he can't afford a house to have sex in ... so he's used to having sex in the car ...

I'll give him a little review for himself : " you want have sex .. you get yourself a CHevy Aerostar "

 

hahaha ... I've just found out a mistake in his review ....


He said that there is no Automatic tranny for the BASE Cooper under the " 6 speed tranny " something heading ..

WELL !! Thats just show how how much homework he has done about the MINI ..

 

Speaking of sex....maybe somebody rear ended
his Aztek!!

 

That person is clearly retarded. And the Cooper does have a spare tire. Additionally I found out the other day based on TJ's detective work that the interior of the Cooper is actually just as roomy as the interior of a Focus sedan. A SEDAN. The front is actually roomier and the back is only slightly less roomy then that of a SEDAN. I don't know what he's been smoking. And why is it so important to that person that they have sex in their car? If that is a factor that you really pay attention to when reviewing a car, then you are really pathetic.

 

I don't know whether to get mad or feel sorry for the moron. He musta just wanted attention 'cause nothing he said makes sense....at least not in the real world.

 

Fine. Obviously written by someone who knows next to nothing about cars.

But all the better for us, because MORONS who believe epinons like that, won't be MORONS that buy Minis. Fewer Minis around, the more unique my baby is!

 

He's a moron

 

Guys:
Check out his 'profile'; he "proves" what a REAL MAN he is by posting a picture of him with a woman. Yessir, that PROVES his masculinity, doesn't it? I am so visibly impressed I may either burst into tears or hurl; I'll get back to you on that. Undoubtedly it's a photo from a wedding he attended and the woman was the bridesmaid he was paired with for the day.