Obscure Local Laws to be aware of at the Dragon
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04-15-2004, 02:56 PM
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I have edited this list to exclude laws pertaining to relations between couples. The complete list can be found at Tail of the Dragon Website
North Carolina Laws
It's against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
Tennessee Laws
Hollow logs may not be sold.
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud ***** that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
Lenoir City - When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Knoxville - In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."
Oneida - An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."
Georgia Laws
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Atlanta - One man may not be on another man's back.
Gainesville - Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
Jonesboro - It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
Kennesaw - Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
North Carolina Laws
It's against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
Tennessee Laws
Hollow logs may not be sold.
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud ***** that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
Lenoir City - When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Knoxville - In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."
Oneida - An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."
Georgia Laws
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
Atlanta - One man may not be on another man's back.
Gainesville - Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
Jonesboro - It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
Kennesaw - Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
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04-15-2004, 05:42 PM
Hey, for all a y'all that have to pass through Vandalia, I mean, West Virginia, and ya wanna try some of the local flavor for f-u-n, just remember:
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Woo Hoo, looks like stuffed 'possum for dinner.
Jethro Clampett
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Woo Hoo, looks like stuffed 'possum for dinner.
Jethro Clampett
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04-15-2004, 07:13 PM
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04-16-2004, 02:01 AM
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
Remember this for the Midnight Run on the Dragon!
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
No! This is not a cool recipe idea for the Dragon's Breath Chili Cook-Off!
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Remember this for the Midnight Run on the Dragon!
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
No! This is not a cool recipe idea for the Dragon's Breath Chili Cook-Off!
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#12
04-16-2004, 04:10 AM
>>North Carolina Laws
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>>It's against the law to sing off key.
>>
This is going to be a problem for me....
1. I was going to bring the new William Hung CD for music in the Chili Cookoff (NOT).
2. But more seriously....I sing off key ALL the time....do you think singing in the shower counts?
I'd just hate to break local laws/customs....you know....when in Rome, kinda thing.
Hugs,
PB
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Here are some words you can practice using too. These are on the menu at Deadbeat Pete's in Townsend, TN. If you are doing the Hilltops & Hollers rally you can eat there when you are done.....really good mexi-food. I will warn you though, it is NOT fast food.
Enjoy:
http://www.deadbeatpetes.com/other/medical_terms.htm
Enjoy:
http://www.deadbeatpetes.com/other/medical_terms.htm
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04-19-2004, 04:28 PM
Lenoir City - When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
], it won't be of much use since you can't hear it much 
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