Chili Cook-Off Contestants Talk "Trash"
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Chili Cook-Off Contestants Talk "Trash"
It is time that those of us that are brave enough to enter the Cook-Off, begin the standard "pre-game" trash talk.
Now, I *KNOW* I'm going to win the cook-off. I mean after all; my chili has been a hit where ever it has been served. It has already won awards and it is time the rest of the MINI world enjoy what I like to call: CHILI PERFECTION!!!
The name of *MY* chili is homage to my former employer:
Wild Animal Planet Chili
(Please note the animal eyeballs are not for eating -- they add the extra SPECIAL flavor)
Minilla: I wouldn't stand still too long -- I might put your dragon in the pot too
Hugs,
PB
Now, I *KNOW* I'm going to win the cook-off. I mean after all; my chili has been a hit where ever it has been served. It has already won awards and it is time the rest of the MINI world enjoy what I like to call: CHILI PERFECTION!!!
The name of *MY* chili is homage to my former employer:
Wild Animal Planet Chili
(Please note the animal eyeballs are not for eating -- they add the extra SPECIAL flavor)
Minilla: I wouldn't stand still too long -- I might put your dragon in the pot too
Hugs,
PB
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Minzilla is going to win this year! The michigan crew will make sure of that
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As a former Dragon Chili judge I do have something to say to all chili "chefs" both past and future:
Last year's pitiful sorry entrants made me question whether I was a Chili Cook-off judge or a taste tester for Gerber!
In case you "chefs" have not heard about them, you really need to check into using some spices! They come in little jars and make food ingredients taste different when the cooking is done.
Last year's pitiful sorry entrants made me question whether I was a Chili Cook-off judge or a taste tester for Gerber!
In case you "chefs" have not heard about them, you really need to check into using some spices! They come in little jars and make food ingredients taste different when the cooking is done.
And to my final point, I don't think last year's chef's knew the difference between candy corn and a habanero pepper, so let me give you a couple more pictures for the visual learners out there. . . .
This is a candy corn, it tastes like sweet poo poo and does not add any heat to a pot of chili:
This is a candy corn, it tastes like sweet poo poo and does not add any heat to a pot of chili:
This is a habanero pepper, the hottest pepper in the world which will ensure that your chili does not taste like candy corn:
Come on Chili Cook-Off contestants, this year I hope you try to make the judges go 
instead of 
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instead of !
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As a former Dragon Chili judge I do have something to say to all chili "chefs" both past and future:
And if that sounds like a challenge,,, anti up we're callin you out, get your $10 out and be a contestant, Stand up and do it like a man!
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Originally Posted by agokart
Minzilla is going to win this year! The michigan crew will make sure of that
*I* on the other hand, choose to just bring OUTSTANDING Chili.
And Yucca -- as a judge myself last year -- I can tell you straight up that I *KNOW* the difference between chili and candy corn!!!
If it was me coming to taste chili -- I'd just hang out at *MY* table and enjoy the best dang chili that the MOTD event can offer.
Hugs,
PB
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Minzilla: I wouldn't stand still too long -- I might put your dragon in the pot too
It's kinda hard catchin up when you are so far behind
I can't help it if the judges don't know what's good, cripe sakes. look at what Yucca just posted!
Way to go Chad, tell 'em
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Originally Posted by Minzilla
PB, you gotta catch me first,,,,,,,,,, and BTW whose CHILI won THE PEOPLE"S CHOICE award last year??:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: ( Eye of the Dragon!)
It's kinda hard catchin up when you are so far behind
I can't help it if the judges don't know what's good, cripe sakes. look at what Yucca just posted!
Way to go Chad, tell 'em
It's kinda hard catchin up when you are so far behind
I can't help it if the judges don't know what's good, cripe sakes. look at what Yucca just posted!
Way to go Chad, tell 'em
1. I was a JUDGE last year, not a contestant.
2. You might have won people's choice last year -- but you WEREN'T competing with *MY* chili.
3. I won't have to run hard (or even break a sweat) to leave you in my dust, Mr.
4. *I've* had your chili....I know my competion --- NEVER underestimate the power of the *NEW* kid.
5. Oh, and for the record -- my chili's won a few awards too....and *I* don't need a green stuffed, farting dragon to help me out.
6. You have a few months -- might want to work on that recipe a bit -- I'm hearing critics already.
Hugs,
PB
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Originally Posted by mbabischkin
Don't worry, if his cooking is anything like his driving, you got him licked!: razz::gr in::grin :
: razz::gr in::grin : However, I'll kick his booty in the cook-off!!!
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From: In the Tube
Originally Posted by agokart
Minzilla is going to win this year! The michigan crew will make sure of that
The SSMs people have an entrant we she's coming up there with a group of over 30 MINIs at this time.
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New attendees at the Dragon.....do not fear the Dragon, not even at midnight.
What you should fear the most ?? ........THE CHILI COOKOFF CONTESTANTS!!
Note to Smoky Mountain MINIs CCO chairman:
You better add to the rules - No knives or sharp objects allowed in the hall!
What you should fear the most ?? ........THE CHILI COOKOFF CONTESTANTS!!
Note to Smoky Mountain MINIs CCO chairman:
You better add to the rules - No knives or sharp objects allowed in the hall!
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Originally Posted by queenB
New attendees at the Dragon.....do not fear the Dragon, not even at midnight.
What you should fear the most ?? ........THE CHILI COOKOFF CONTESTANTS!!
Note to Smoky Mountain MINIs CCO chairman:
You better add to the rules - No knives or sharp objects allowed in the hall!
What you should fear the most ?? ........THE CHILI COOKOFF CONTESTANTS!!
Note to Smoky Mountain MINIs CCO chairman:
You better add to the rules - No knives or sharp objects allowed in the hall!
Check out Rule G!!!!!!!
Hugs,
PB
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Oh, that does make you wonder
? I want to know what you have to do to become a judge, this could be fun........er, a, dangerous
... To bad I did not enter my Chili, you all would have had some REAL competition . It's just this being my first event I did not want to upset to many people. I would rather make friends my first year..........then next year, IT'S ON!!!
? I want to know what you have to do to become a judge, this could be fun........er, a, dangerous ... To bad I did not enter my Chili, you all would have had some REAL competition . It's just this being my first event I did not want to upset to many people. I would rather make friends my first year..........then next year, IT'S ON!!!
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From: Weeblegabber West (aka WLA)
Originally Posted by YuccaPatrol
This is a habanero pepper, the hottest pepper in the world which will ensure that your chili does not taste like candy corn:
Actually, Mr. Patrol....the Scotch Bonnet is the world's hottest pepper! The habanero is hot, but has a lovely fruity note! 
These babies are da BOMB (in your mouth)!
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From: Metro Detroit Area, Michigan
Originally Posted by sndwave
That chili would be in the two legged catagory then?
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From: A Den in Maryland
Originally Posted by MINIclo
Ewwwww.....is THAT your secret ingredient, Minzilla? Clover
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From: Burning-Ham Alabama
Originally Posted by BamaGirl
I want to know what you have to do to become a judge, this could be fun........er, a, dangerous ...
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Originally Posted by YuccaPatrol
Due to rampant allegations of bribery and inappropriate behavior by the judges (well, maybe not all the judges, but one particular judge in a purple dragon tuxedo has been named as the ringleader), the organizers are apparently bringing in a team of independent experts to serve as judges.
Who is the masked man in formalwear????
(oh, and Bama -- I believe that SMM is employing "secret" judges -- so secret I'm not sure who knows about them yet
)Hugs,
PB