Here's some ideas for what to say when your wife/husband/s.o. says, "Do you love me as much as your Mini?"

a) Really! You have to ask?

b) Apples & Oranges!

c) Don't I usually take you along?

Other ideas would be appreciated!

 

I know what I'd like to say.

 

"Where is that coming from, Honey? You know these payments only last 5 years, you are forever!"

 

no....but it's CLOSE!!!

 

You both have your strengths and weaknesses......

 

Sweetheart, you know the answer to that... (trail off and try not to smile)

 

With just a few inexpensive modifications, I'll love you just the same.

 

To get back on track though, "Well, do YOU wave to me every time I see you?"

 

To answer the OP's original question...It goes on the same level of asking do I look fat in this.

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer too.

 

 

If the question is asked then 31 years of marriage tells me that the answer is
"I could never love anyone or any thing as much as I love you."

Follow up with a nice hug.

 

AHHH!

Try 43 years. And mine knows too!

 

Yup I agree. 29 years of bliss and I also bought her one. Makes it very easy and she is excited about the new Coupe.

 

Another answer could be. "There is no way I could love a machine more then you"