General MINI Talk Shared experiences, motoring minutes, and other general MINI-related discussion that applies to all MINIs, regardless of model, year or trim.
Sponsored by:
Sponsored by:

R50/53 vs. R56 - I've had enough!

Old May 22, 2007 | 09:12 AM
  #51  
Jurrell's Avatar
Jurrell
4th Gear
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 490
Likes: 1
From: Millersville, Maryland (stationed in Beaufort, SC)
On another note, I don't know if it's a direct fit...but if any of you R56 owners wreck your car, could I have your seats?

 
Old May 22, 2007 | 09:25 AM
  #52  
Skuzzy's Avatar
Skuzzy
OVERDRIVE
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 5,550
Likes: 1
From: Texas
Dang,..what a mean lot.

My cat (Dax) is gonna be pissed if she finds out I am hanging around with kitty haters.
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 09:36 AM
  #53  
vdubdoug's Avatar
vdubdoug
6th Gear
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 1,707
Likes: 0
From: Centerville, Ohio
Originally Posted by Putz
Well I hate cats almost as much as I hate the R56. so the R56 sucks sucks sucks.


Fat **** r56.

Down with the Kittens. long live the DOG.
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 09:40 AM
  #54  
Skuzzy's Avatar
Skuzzy
OVERDRIVE
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 5,550
Likes: 1
From: Texas
You people are twisted.
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 01:32 PM
  #55  
Skiploder's Avatar
Skiploder
Banned
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,328
Likes: 0
Originally Posted by gokartride
The world has come to an end several times around here. The MCS automatic, the JCW vs aftermarket debate, and now R56. There may be others, but all these were heated discussions...people got (and probably still are) miffed. But we survive....and so does MINI. The same is true here I have no doubt.
Automatic - Sucks

JCW - Sucks

Aftermarket - Sucks

R56 - Bites

That should end the debate.

Skip
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 01:42 PM
  #56  
justintime's Avatar
justintime
6th Gear
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,184
Likes: 0
From: bryan tx
Originally Posted by Skiploder
Automatic - Sucks

JCW - Sucks

Aftermarket - Sucks

R56 - Bites

That should end the debate.

Skip
ya the jcw and aftermarket intakes suck. bahah... ok im gone...
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 01:46 PM
  #57  
Edge's Avatar
Edge
AdMINIstrator
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 5,975
Likes: 0
From: Annandale, VA (near Wash. DC)
Originally Posted by Skiploder
JCW - Sucks
Aftermarket - Sucks
Originally Posted by justintime
ya the jcw and aftermarket intakes suck. bahah... ok im gone...
Yeah - stock intakes rule!
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 07:02 PM
  #58  
Jurrell's Avatar
Jurrell
4th Gear
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 490
Likes: 1
From: Millersville, Maryland (stationed in Beaufort, SC)
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 07:05 PM
  #59  
koogzah's Avatar
koogzah
Banned
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 57
Likes: 0
Originally Posted by Edge
Yeah - stock intakes rule!
No. JCW, aftermarket and stock intakes suck. The HAI rulez!
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 07:33 PM
  #60  
Robin Casady's Avatar
Robin Casady
6th Gear
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 7,578
Likes: 5
From: Paradise
Intakes, by nature, suck.
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 07:47 PM
  #61  
koogzah's Avatar
koogzah
Banned
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 57
Likes: 0
Originally Posted by Robin Casady
Intakes, by nature, suck.
Nice.


Ok, intakes suck. Kings, emperors, dictators, tyrants, and despots rule!
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 07:48 PM
  #62  
mauberley's Avatar
mauberley
6th Gear
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,396
Likes: 0
From: H-bar-on-two
Originally Posted by Robin Casady
Intakes, by nature, suck.
I suppose that by that logic, exhausts blow?
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 07:50 PM
  #63  
justintime's Avatar
justintime
6th Gear
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,184
Likes: 0
From: bryan tx
Originally Posted by Robin Casady
Intakes, by nature, suck.
thanks what I meant... lol
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 08:00 PM
  #64  
BlueBonnet's Avatar
BlueBonnet
6th Gear
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 1,188
Likes: 0
From: Chico, CA
I guess I'm blessed with tolerance. Foolish statements make the person writing them foolish . . . they don't make me mad. I just quit participating in and reading the R56/R53 threads.

As for the panty-boy Volvo lover, I'm a Saab man myself. Remember, low resale value is a two edged sword . . . and as I'm usually on the lower edge, (hey, I'm a used Saab man. . . but what is the sweet small all-wheel drive Volvo about . . . ?)
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 08:03 PM
  #65  
cct1's Avatar
cct1
6th Gear
iTrader: (1)
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,308
Likes: 11
Are we doing this again? And again? And again?

Can we have the obligatory "I'm fed up with the R56/R53 bashing" thread a sticky, for those who are tired of the same old thing, or better yet, have it randomly reposted every month or so, so that maybe we can reflame the fire, strictly for entertainment purposes?

Or maybe we could move on, and start a "Clubman is sacrilege" thread, and start bashing that...

It's not all bad though. One more thread like this, and I think I'll finally have the excuse to sell the MINI and get an Elise.
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 08:16 PM
  #66  
Skiploder's Avatar
Skiploder
Banned
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,328
Likes: 0
Originally Posted by BlueBonnet
I guess I'm blessed with tolerance. Foolish statements make the person writing them foolish . . . they don't make me mad. I just quit participating in and reading the R56/R53 threads.

As for the panty-boy Volvo lover, I'm a Saab man myself. Remember, low resale value is a two edged sword . . . and as I'm usually on the lower edge, (hey, I'm a used Saab man. . . but what is the sweet small all-wheel drive Volvo about . . . ?)

You mean you're a GM man?

Saab was founded by 16 aircraft engineers (how come I've heard of the Swedish Bikini Team but not the Swedish Airforce?) - their spirit lives on in rebadged GM cars.......
 

Last edited by Skiploder; May 22, 2007 at 08:18 PM.
Old May 22, 2007 | 08:17 PM
  #67  
Skiploder's Avatar
Skiploder
Banned
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,328
Likes: 0
Originally Posted by cct1
Are we doing this again? And again? And again?

Can we have the obligatory "I'm fed up with the R56/R53 bashing" thread a sticky, for those who are tired of the same old thing, or better yet, have it randomly reposted every month or so, so that maybe we can reflame the fire, strictly for entertainment purposes?

Or maybe we could move on, and start a "Clubman is sacrilege" thread, and start bashing that...

It's not all bad though. One more thread like this, and I think I'll finally have the excuse to sell the MINI and get an Elise.
I'll start that thread tomorrow - you owe me a ride in the new Lotus.
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 08:23 PM
  #68  
dix's Avatar
dix
6th Gear
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,146
Likes: 0
From: show me state
After reading this "discussion" of the R53/R56 matter, somehow my little ole 02 MC seems even sweeter to me than ever, even with her lack of turbo or whatever...in my opinion... ALL MINIs RULE!! Regardless. (Now I'll back out very slowly and fearfully.)
 
Old May 22, 2007 | 10:12 PM
  #69  
Dubaian's Avatar
Dubaian
4th Gear
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 494
Likes: 0
From: SoCal
i realized that thing about the R53/R56.. as if it's a war!! all MINIs are cool if it was with a turbo or supercharged.. the fact that they are MINI, thats the best part of it.. don't you think so?
 
Old May 23, 2007 | 05:36 AM
  #70  
justintime's Avatar
justintime
6th Gear
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,184
Likes: 0
From: bryan tx
minis are bad! hondas own all!
 
Old May 23, 2007 | 05:43 AM
  #71  
Trinity07's Avatar
Trinity07
6th Gear
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,283
Likes: 0
From: Atlanta, GA
Originally Posted by justintime
minis are bad! hondas own all!
There ya go
 
Old May 23, 2007 | 05:46 AM
  #72  
cct1's Avatar
cct1
6th Gear
iTrader: (1)
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,308
Likes: 11
Originally Posted by Skiploder
I'll start that thread tomorrow - you owe me a ride in the new Lotus.
Only if you get that Cayman S....

I'm torn between a Cayman S and an Elise as my next toy (Got to get better driving the MINI first before moving into one of those). The Cayman S is a better around town car, still has great performance, but it still tweaks me that Porsche detuned it a bit to seperate it more from the 911' s performance. You can get that performance back, but it costs about 6 grand. I'm hoping someday the 911 will get boosted further, and the Cayman S will get undetuned (is that a word)...

I also looked at a Z4--and its just not comfortable to sit in. Its awful (for me). The Cayman is very, very comfortable. The Elise is comfortable too, but getting into and out of it is a chore, and I'm concerned if I bought one, I could wind up on "America's Funniest Home Video's" someday, if some enterprising soul with a video camera happend to be in the vicinity when I was attempting a quick entrance into it. But its my favorite to drive once the contortions required for entering are out of the way.
 
Old May 23, 2007 | 06:33 AM
  #73  
koogzah's Avatar
koogzah
Banned
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 57
Likes: 0
Cayman... Elise... why compromise?

 
Old May 23, 2007 | 09:33 AM
  #74  
blue32's Avatar
blue32
1st Gear
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 26
Likes: 0
What is it about some MINI owners that causes them to feel as though they need to assert the superiority of their car over other MINIs and other cars in general? Just because you own a MINI doesn't make you more enlightened nor does it makes you God's gift to humanity, while the rest of the world is left in automotive hell.
It doesn't help when the new MINI ad campaign promotes smug attitude through their clothing wear.

http://new.minimania.com/web/Item/G2.../InvDetail.cfm
 
Old May 23, 2007 | 09:49 AM
  #75  
gokartride's Avatar
gokartride
6th Gear
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 38,578
Likes: 2
I don't think MINIs are to blame at all....if one understands the diversity of MINI culture as a whole this becomes more clear. No, it's more a carry over from the competitiveness seen in certain gear-heads (not a put down, on the contrary) and the chronically testosterone-poisoned (yes, that's a bit of a put down, I admit). More vitriol is spewed by this group than all others combined around here. You can't blame them really...it is born of a competitive nature and that has it's plusses and minuses. I (as one who essentially does nothing but milk runs) think it's rather cool that MINIs attract such hard-core enthusiasts so I am willing to put up with their crappy attitudes.
 

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 02:33 AM.