Craptastic heretic.....maybe
3rd Gear
Joined: Sep 2005
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From: Winter Park, Fl
Hmmm wonder what score I would get.....I'm a JCW *****
I added the JCW strut bar the day before Sebring but just haven't had a chance to post any pics so here goes;
JCW carbon fiber shift **** and ebrake handle
And finally a new mounting system for my TomTom (Thanks to GBMINI for the inspiration)
I added the JCW strut bar the day before Sebring but just haven't had a chance to post any pics so here goes;
JCW carbon fiber shift **** and ebrake handle
And finally a new mounting system for my TomTom (Thanks to GBMINI for the inspiration)
5th Gear
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 781
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From: Goodbye Milwaukee, Hello Carson City, NV
Originally Posted by Skiploder
What makes this even worse is that this is the very part that started the whole "JCW is Crap Thread".
A bunch of the JCWers around here have been allowing anyone into their little clique - buy a JCW hat - join the team.
If you all don't mind me saying so, this complete lack of structure is ruining your group and diluting the membership.
I propose the following ranks:
(1) Constipated - JCW clothes.
(2) Turtle Head - JCW interior or exterior trim pieces, including the infamous lighted door sills.
(3) Hershey Squirt - JCW Intake and Injectors.
(4) Baby Ruth - JCW Brakes or Suspension.
(5) Brown Trout - Combination of any of the above three.
(6) Full Fecal Fanboy - Cylinder head + supercharger.
(7) Grand "Poo" Bah - Items 1 through 6 plus strut brace and carbon fiber framed certificate hung on wall (picture required).
I'm therefore officially a Hershey Squirt. As such I am ordering the first Turtle Head who reads this to fetch me a beer.
Why? Because I outrank you.
A bunch of the JCWers around here have been allowing anyone into their little clique - buy a JCW hat - join the team.
If you all don't mind me saying so, this complete lack of structure is ruining your group and diluting the membership.
I propose the following ranks:
(1) Constipated - JCW clothes.
(2) Turtle Head - JCW interior or exterior trim pieces, including the infamous lighted door sills.
(3) Hershey Squirt - JCW Intake and Injectors.
(4) Baby Ruth - JCW Brakes or Suspension.
(5) Brown Trout - Combination of any of the above three.
(6) Full Fecal Fanboy - Cylinder head + supercharger.
(7) Grand "Poo" Bah - Items 1 through 6 plus strut brace and carbon fiber framed certificate hung on wall (picture required).
I'm therefore officially a Hershey Squirt. As such I am ordering the first Turtle Head who reads this to fetch me a beer.
Why? Because I outrank you.
As my JCW delivery date approaches and I find myself closer and closer to the ultimate CRAPTASM, I find it disturbing to come across suggestive materials such as the above in a free open forum. Such **** should be restricted to pay per poop sites so the innocent may be protected. In other words, this was so funny, I almost shizzled myself, in fact No. 3 was not beyond imagination
. Oh, crap, What have I gotten myself into!
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