’Twas the middle of summer
When we ran to the yard
Yelling, “Hey look, Dad
Mom’s got a new car!”

It was as cute as a bulldog,
Just cozy for 4.
You could feel the gs (whee!)
When her foot hit the floor.

But when she drove us to school,
The neighbors would stare
‘Cause she did it topless
While drying her hair.

Nowadays she loves gas stations;
She just loves to pass ‘em.
One question, Dad,
What’s a car-gasm?

We heard her exclaim it
As she caught each green light
Singing, “I’ve got a Mini Cooper! --
And a really great life!”

 

Witty.

 

I like it. nicely done.

 

I love it!!!

 

Neato

Donna

 

Awesome poem!!! I love it.

And welcome to NAM, BTW it was a pleasure talking with you earlier.

Ev

 

Very nice! Now post some pics!

 

Great poem! Welcome to NAM.

 

Very cute! Welcome to the land of MINI!!!

 

YAY! That's great! Welcome to NAM.

 

As Bob "Bobcat" Goldthwaite used to say, "Thank you (all) for encouraging my behavior."

 

Very cute!

 

So....let me get this straight. Dad, actually lets mom drive the Mini.

So this is a fictional story, right.

j/k I bought mine for my wife, but I seem to be the one always behind the wheel.

 

But sometimes I let Dad drive it.

 

Great Poem!
You're obviously not alone in finding your MINI as your muse... in fact, I was inspired to write and post my own odes to my MINI (Mr. Roads-yeah, I named him)-- www.MINI-haikus.com
...I figured what could be more appropriate than tiny poems for tiny cars? :D

Thanks for sharing--creativity is contagious!

Martin^2
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www.ilovemymini.com