Yes, the Foxtons MINI is dead. I saw it on the side of the Belt Pkwy yesterday morning with its front end caved in. That guy always seemed to be on the phone whenever I saw him driving it, anyway.

 

People who drive and talk on the phone basically deserve that crunching IMO. Even a MINI person, sad to say.

 

thats sad!

 

Sure, phone yaky yaks deserve some ill fate but nobody deserves a crunching as you describe. That's just a wrong take. Sorry, its just wrong.

 

Small question: what or who are the Foxtons?

 

It's a discount Realtor here around NY. They have one-or-more(?) Mini's all done up vinyl advertisements.

And by the way, I think I always see a girl driving one?

 

they give their workers a free car to drive, but it has the vinyl... also redbull has some mini's with a big big can out the back where the boot used to be!!

 

I have seen MANY different Foxtons MINIs around the NYC Metro area - mainly in my part of NJ (Mercer and Monmouth counties). At first glimpse, you think it is a tricked out race MINI - but then you realize that it is nothing but a real estate advertisement...

Still, no ad can ruin that great MINI profile.....

Bill

 

I'm a pretty cold bastard, but even I won't go that far. No one deserves this. Except maybe my boss.

 

^^^
Bastard!

 

Bosses...OK

 

There should be a law against that.
Oh yeah, there is....

 

 

There isn't just one there are several of them. For a few months straight I would see one everyday (in different spots on the road). I thought they were stalking me.

 

When mini's first came out in the UK Foxton had loads of them, they were all over London, the joke was that they were being held hostages by estate agents.

 

Yes, I know there are a bunch of them. I was just being dramatic.