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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 01:11 PM
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Bet You Cant Beat This

I felt like a cheap **** after this.

 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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Is That All Poop!?
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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Bird *****?????

yipes!!
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 01:20 PM
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I would find a new place to park.
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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thats hilarious! i bet it was just one really big bird
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 01:29 PM
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You gotta be careful where you park. At my last house I parked the Suburban behind the barn until it became apparent that the location was right in the slot of the strafing run used by the local nuisance geese as they moved between the fields and water. Since I lived across the street from the elementary school, using my 10 ga. was not an option.

Get that crap off quickly.
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by PMC
You gotta be careful where you park. At my last house I parked the Suburban behind the barn until it became apparent that the location was right in the slot of the strafing run used by the local nuisance geese as they moved between the fields and water. Since I lived across the street from the elementary school, using my 10 ga. was not an option.

Get that crap off quickly.

Offer a bounty to the local kids - $1.00 a bird for every dead one they bring you
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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We just took our MINI on a camping trip... red dirt inside and out. Blasted Northern California mountain soil!
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 02:45 PM
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thats hilarious! i bet it was just one really big bird
If it was just one bird, I think he's dead. If not, probably just all pooped out!
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 02:50 PM
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I hope you washed that off quickly because it can really mess up your paint job.

Sorry about that dude :(
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 03:04 PM
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Omg!
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 03:10 PM
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Crap!
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 03:18 PM
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..ya know..
I didn't notice it before but I think I see the culprit standing behind that other parked car!

 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 04:24 PM
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I hope you got that crap off quick!

I would laugh if I saw that... then I would say "Ahh, poor MINI"

I bet you just washed it too?
-Cody
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 05:00 PM
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Oh...my...god. I would have a heart attack if I walked out and saw my MINI covered in that much crap.
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 05:12 PM
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Check out this video. This is what that Mini needs to have.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...q=car+and+bird
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Califzeph
We just took our MINI on a camping trip... red dirt inside and out. Blasted Northern California mountain soil!
OOoo, I can relate to that! The Mrs. took Rodan off -road on a Boy Scout hike when I was away at work. Over a year later and every time I get the hose out, more dirt runs out from areas around the boot, mini logo, license, etc. And I wash that car a LOT. Perhaps it was a ploy to get me to buy her her own MCSC.
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by domc
Check out this video. This is what the that Mini needs to have.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...q=car+and+bird
I recognize that MINI.
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 06:55 PM
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It would have been the funniest sight ever had it not been MY mini. It took over an hour to get it all off. I swear they had an bullseye there were feathers,poop,blood,poopmore feathers and of course a lot more poop. I still have some residue on the canvas top but its hardly noticable.

I bet it was those birds on the TV commercial.
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 07:33 PM
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..ya know..
I didn't notice it before but I think I see the culprit standing behind that other parked car!

That is funny! Big Bird that is....if that was our Mini I would not be feeling very well after that.
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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That's alot of crap! At least she wasn't topless!
 
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Old Jun 24, 2006 | 10:05 PM
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that looks like the Hertz rental car i got one time at SanJose airport. lol!
 
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Old Jun 25, 2006 | 11:52 AM
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Where was your mini parked to get all of THat!....
 
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Old Jun 25, 2006 | 12:25 PM
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Apparently the bird flu carries consequences far more dire than anyone could have predicted!!!
 
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Old Jun 25, 2006 | 12:32 PM
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Down here we have Love Bugs

 
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