Wow i couldnt stop laughing reading this thread, it was espiecally the "I swear they had an bullseye there were feathers,poop,blood,poopmore feathers and of course a lot more poop." that did it. But if it were my car i would be pissed! And i would go straight home and wash it.

 

I can relate to this.....

I had the same issue when I parked Wino at a resort hotel in Scottsdale earlier this month. This was after about 12 hours under an Olive tree....

This was taken at the carwash at ten minutes after I discovered it.

 

Bad visuals.... really bad

 

I had this happen when on a trip with our Mustang. I new this was going to happen so before we left, I put on a thick coat of WAX on before we started our drive. When we stopped for the night, I used quick detailer to get the bugs off. It worked like a charm.