What's the best "Size doesn't matter" slogan for the MINI? ...or... funny .

 

How about:

"It's BIG ENOUGH when the mood calls for it.

 

MINI...THE ANTI SUV

 

 

I like the 60's british bumper sticker - could also be a rear window banner:

You've been Mini'd!

 

back in the day there was a make your own MINI billboard contest on Roadfly and my favorite said something like:

"MINI, for when you have no need to over-compensate"

 

As much as I try, most of the time I come up with slogans that state that
"Size does matter", but really SMALL size does matter.

My favorite one is gleaned from the Dark Side in Star Wars:

Size Does Matter
MINI:
Quicker, Easier, More Seductive

 

"MINI: parallel parking just got easier"

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Wisdom is not a function of age, but a function of experience.
*Keeper of the CWFAC list*

 

"It's not the size of the wand it's the magic in it..."

"If people buy large vehicles to make up for other inadequacies then what does it say about a man who buys the smallest car available? (horse whinny)"

-J

 

"it ain't the Meat, ... it's the Motion"

 

Would you rather eat a rat or a dead bird?
Would you rather lose your arm or your leg?
Would you rather drive a MINI or a Pinto?

Well, at least some decisions are easy.

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MINI, it's what's for motoring.


R

 

it takes a big person to drive a little car

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ordered 21.oct.02 - projected may.03 delivery. MCS - DS/B - stripes - prem. - sport - HK

 

The best things come in small packages
or
like my licenece plate will say..( cause I'm a big guy) 2XL n a XS
or
MINI: Where egos are bigger than the cars
MINI: Because cars still don't fly....
MINI: On the contrary, you can screw in the back seat.( it just so happens you're in the front seat at the same time)
MINI: Objects outside may seem larger than they appear

 

once i was told "you should be worried when every women you know associates you with the word MINI."

the only response i could come up with was: "hey, i'm just overcompensating for an enormous...."

 

If you drive a huge SUV you're compensating,

If you drive a tiny MINI, you're ADVERTISING!!

 

>>If you drive a huge SUV you're compensating,
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>>If you drive a tiny MINI, you're ADVERTISING!!
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Oh I >LIKE< that one!

 

MINI: Only enough to make thing matter.

 

From my sig:

Because small cars bring people closer together

(everyone in unison) AAAAAAWH!

 

When my MINI was new I'd put in a new paper plate each week with a different slogan. The one from the MINI web site, "Goliath Lost" is good but I made my own used it until my California Plates came.

"It ain't just my upper lip that's stiff!"

Cheers.

 

I think Jimmy Buffett says it best (see my sig)

 

It's not the size, it's how you use it.............

 

Hi all,
Nice exchange, I appreciate the wit. Here's a couple for my .02.

"Objects in the mirror may appear to be losing"

or a picture of a MINI facing you with a caption
"Just in case you've never seen the front of a MINI, ..here it is."

Dream Big, Drive small, Live long, love much (hippie-esque)

Confusious say, if size were all, the tiger would not fear the scorpion..

MINI: When the road hugs back (everyone once again, AAAAWWWW)

MINI: The little screamin' hauler, that really loves to do the twist...

MINI: The funnest distance between two points...

MINI, cause turn about is fun play.

MINI: See you around.


Deep thought
Welcome to the wonder ful world of MINI, where the only black and white issues, are checkered, and Race-ism is a good thing.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue,
My Cooper S rocks.
The End. (thought you knew

 

Mini. Lifes adventures always start small.

 

just read my sig!

Let's not overcompensate for other shortcomings, let's motor!

that would be so sweet on a licensce plate frame or a decal

 

Let's pick our nose and eat it
Let's scratch our butt and like it
Let's burp and not apologize for it
Let's enjoy life to the fullest
Let's Motor!