I want my license plate frame to say: "Small Car, Size 13 Shoe!"

 

Across the bottom of my rear windshield I have a decal that says "The Little Engine that CAN"
Interior above the glove box on pass side I have a decal that says "CAUTION: I SPEED UP for Corners"
In each of the lower side view mirrors I have a decal that says, "Object in Mirror are SLOWER than they appear"
They're small enough on the car so they don't look ugly or out of place

Cheers,

 

>>"It's not the size of the wand it's the magic in it..."
>>
>>"If people buy large vehicles to make up for other inadequacies then what does it say about a man who buys the smallest car available? (horse whinny)"
>>
>>-J

OK, I like that 2nd one there. Nice. But rather big for a car decal. I'll have to use that when I get the next MINI=small genital joke. That'll show 'em.
Cheers,

 

Across the bottom of my rear windshield I have a decal that says "The Little Engine that CAN"
Interior above the glove box on pass side I have a decal that says "CAUTION: I SPEED UP for Corners"
In each of the lower side view mirrors I have a decal that says, "Object in Mirror are SLOWER than they appear"
They're small enough on the car so they don't look ugly or out of place

Cheers,

 

i want MORE!

 

My license plate frame says "Sometimes size just doesn't matter"

 

reminds me of the plates i was going to get.

"WE R XS"

or transfer my "MY SIZE" plates from my miata... but i didn't

 

These days it should be:

MINI. Small Has Never Been So Big.

 

Proposed Sticker:


I drive a Mini. I don't have to compensate for anything.

 

For my LY/B MCS
Giant Wasp=Scary
Giant Bumble Bee=Happy

 

i love it!

 

A while back I heard about a bumper sticker:
"I drive a MINI, what are you compensating for?"

 

You can get it at cafepress.com. I have one on my filing cabinet at work. We also have a Buick Regal, was thinking about a sticker for that one that says, either "My other car is in the trunk" or "My other car is a lot cooler" with the Mini Symbol under it. The wife has a machine that makes bumper stickers...I may just do that...

Or maybe "I'm undercompensating" on the MCSC

 

I should put "overcompensating" on mine.

 

Why not come out and say it:

"My ___ is big so my car doesn't have to be!"

 

MINI. One of lifes maxi adventures.

 

MINI - it feels bigger inside.

 

That is absolutely classic.

mb

 

I really like this one !!!!

 

I made a small sticker for my rear window that says "Live larger, drive smaller". This is taken from the CarTalk website: http://www.cartalk.com/content/featu...v/sticker.html

John

 

MINI: Bring on the curves. Its not about being fast, its about being first.

 

Here are a few:

"What are you compensating for?"

"It's a shower, not a grower!"

"Clown car? Clowns wear size 20 shoes, ladies."

"10 lbs of fun in a 5 lb bag."

"It's a nice size."

"Enzite Inside"

"3 pedals, 3 legs--what's the problem?"

"Mike Oxbig On Board."

"Pornstar"

 

Ok, all these things are fit for dudes... what about girls?

Nice rack, huh.

 

If you drive a huge SUV you're compensating,

If you drive a tiny MINI, you're ADVERTISING!!

MINI, for when you have no need to over-compensate

This is what she has always said after living in so cal, being around all the guys that lift their trucks an extra 12 inches.
Derek

 

some can also go for the women. cuz if you need to lift your truck, it's deffently saying something about your man. now my wife even drives a mini.
but for women you could also say one hell of a front end. or sassy @$$