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What's the best "Size doesn't matter" slogan for the MINI? :razz: ...or... funny :lol: .
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How about:
"It's BIG ENOUGH when the mood calls for it. :grin: |
MINI...THE ANTI SUV :lol:
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I like the 60's british bumper sticker - could also be a rear window banner:
You've been Mini'd! :grin: |
back in the day there was a make your own MINI billboard contest on Roadfly and my favorite said something like:
"MINI, for when you have no need to over-compensate" |
As much as I try, most of the time I come up with slogans that state that
"Size does matter", but really SMALL size does matter. My favorite one is gleaned from the Dark Side in Star Wars: Size Does Matter MINI: Quicker, Easier, More Seductive :roll: |
"MINI: parallel parking just got easier"
_________________ Wisdom is not a function of age, but a function of experience. *Keeper of the CWFAC list* http://members.roadfly.com/ryanx/sig-b.jpg |
"It's not the size of the wand it's the magic in it..."
"If people buy large vehicles to make up for other inadequacies then what does it say about a man who buys the smallest car available? (horse whinny)" -J |
"it ain't the Meat, ... it's the Motion" |
Would you rather eat a rat or a dead bird?
Would you rather lose your arm or your leg? Would you rather drive a MINI or a Pinto? Well, at least some decisions are easy. :wink: ------------------------------------------------ MINI, it's what's for motoring. R |
it takes a big person to drive a little car
_________________ ordered 21.oct.02 - projected may.03 delivery. MCS - DS/B - stripes - prem. - sport - HK |
The best things come in small packages
or like my licenece plate will say..( cause I'm a big guy) 2XL n a XS or MINI: Where egos are bigger than the cars MINI: Because cars still don't fly.... MINI: On the contrary, you can screw in the back seat.( it just so happens you're in the front seat at the same time) MINI: Objects outside may seem larger than they appear |
once i was told "you should be worried when every women you know associates you with the word MINI."
the only response i could come up with was: "hey, i'm just overcompensating for an enormous...." :eek: :eek: :eek: |
If you drive a huge SUV you're compensating,
If you drive a tiny MINI, you're ADVERTISING!! :grin: :lol: |
>>If you drive a huge SUV you're compensating,
>> >>If you drive a tiny MINI, you're ADVERTISING!! >> >> :grin: :lol: Oh I >LIKE< that one! |
MINI: Only enough to make thing matter.
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From my sig:
https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...lbum25/afy.jpg Because small cars bring people closer together (everyone in unison) AAAAAAWH! |
When my MINI was new I'd put in a new paper plate each week with a different slogan. The one from the MINI web site, "Goliath Lost" is good but I made my own used it until my California Plates came.
"It ain't just my upper lip that's stiff!" Cheers. |
I think Jimmy Buffett says it best (see my sig)
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It's not the size, it's how you use it............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hi all,
Nice exchange, I appreciate the wit. Here's a couple for my .02. "Objects in the mirror may appear to be losing" or a picture of a MINI facing you with a caption "Just in case you've never seen the front of a MINI, ..here it is." Dream Big, Drive small, Live long, love much (hippie-esque) Confusious say, if size were all, the tiger would not fear the scorpion.. MINI: When the road hugs back (everyone once again, AAAAWWWW) MINI: The little screamin' hauler, that really loves to do the twist... MINI: The funnest distance between two points... MINI, cause turn about is fun play. MINI: See you around. Deep thought Welcome to the wonder ful world of MINI, where the only black and white issues, are checkered, and Race-ism is a good thing. Roses are red, Violets are Blue, My Cooper S rocks. The End. (thought you knew :cool: |
Mini. Lifes adventures always start small.
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just read my sig!
Let's not overcompensate for other shortcomings, let's motor! that would be so sweet on a licensce plate frame or a decal |
Let's pick our nose and eat it
Let's scratch our butt and like it Let's burp and not apologize for it Let's enjoy life to the fullest Let's Motor! |
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