so I left my car in a parking garage over night and someone
pee'd all over my bonnet.
makes me real happy
why do people feel the need to mess with other peoples property?
Well shes all clean now so I feel better.

 

donna@dcmetrominis.org

 

Per hapse he thought british cars liked to "get pissed"..........on?

 

Mike, that's awful! Sorry to hear. I would have loved to have caught them in the act! grrrrrr.....

 

Some SUV owner!!!

 

I hope his ******* turns green and falls off in the bath tub---that's GROSS! :evil: :evil: :evil: I'm so sorry, Minicoop

 

Just laugh, urin washes off. Did you check the doorhandle?

That is what an enemy of mine tried to my car.

 

Ya i wish i would have caught the guy

 

Are you sure it's not Mountain Dew?

 

>>I hope his ******* turns green and falls off in the bath tub

And what makes you so sure it was a man???

 

Are you sure it was human? Maybe a dog did it. Or maybe some hick from the country had a jar of deer urine used to attract bucks for hunting and the jar broke. You didn't find any broken glass around did you?

Seriously man, that really stinks! Sorry to hear about it. Glad you got it all cleaned up and there's no real damage done.

 

<<<And what makes you so sure it was a man???>>>

Hmmm... because he didn't say anything about foot print sized dents on the hood?

 

(chiming in from Boston)

Wicked pissah!

 

>>so I left my car in a parking garage over night and someone
>>pee'd all over my bonnet.
>>makes me real happy
>>why do people feel the need to mess with other peoples property?
>>Well shes all clean now so I feel better.

Considering how you were so certain it was pee made me recall an old Cheech and Chong routine about dog sh...waste: "Hmm, Looks like dog..., smells like dog.... Tastes like dog.... Good thing we not step in it." (censored to get past the moderators).

 

I would think twice before parking in that garage overnight again. Did you report it to the management?
It is not permanently ruined so in that respect it is restored.

My first day out and in my first public parking lot use my MCS got a 1 to 2inch scrape from a door of the car next to me. I was gone about 10 minutes. I parked next to one car only. It pulled out and another took it's place. One or the other car did the damage. I wasn't pleased that it took so little time to get a door scrape.

I hope you have better luck in the future keeping your MINI safe. Some folk have little or no respect.

I was in Scotland for the last few weeks and we rented bikes on a small island. We didn't have locks and parked them at a hostel and in the town with no trouble at all. I thought- OK no locks. But they all said- don't need locks.
Actually on the island (local population of about 2000 and tourists up to 15,000 on busy days) there isn't really much in terms of police. There is a coast guard car and a few ambulances parked at residential homes. There is a small hospital building/house. There is a ferry every 15 minutes. Hard to imagine little or no crime.

 

Maybe a Tiger escaped from the zoo and sprayed on your Mini

Or a great dane passed by and couldn´t miss the chance

 

that happened to my first cooper at a party.. i so wish i would have seen the guy who did it! i would have given it to him!
and most recently my new car was smothered in mac and cheese noodles... (not so bad but really annoying)
people in this country have no respect!

 

Hey, if we ever do catch anybody that tampers with our MINI's, we should post the license plate number of their cars so that each and every MINI owner everywhere can unite and get back at them!!!

Vengence is ours!!

 

>><<<And what makes you so sure it was a man???>>>
>>
>>Hmmm... because he didn't say anything about foot print sized dents on the hood?
>>

Hey, there are some talented females out there... :smile:

 

I live in the city with outdoor parking lot and have only had the Mini for 2+ weeks. I was upset last Saturday morning to come out and see greasy Mexican food smeared down the driver's front side: greasy palm prints on the windshield, oil down the hood and grill on that half of the car, and food with actual meaty bits on the driver side mirror. There were 4 greasy finger marks on the side of the hood, too.

The offending taco bowl was near the front wheel.

I was irritated at what I thought was malicious, but it dawned on me later that it might have been some drunk jerk trying to peer inside while touching my car (MY CAR!) for balance. I never had any vandalism with my truck which I owned before the Mini.

Given the attention the Mini grabs I prefer to think it was an inebriated admirer rather than a quasi vandal. I do live in a packed area where luxury condos are next to average apartment buildings (me, obviously, with the unsecured outdoor parking lot) which are next to crack houses. It's a mixed bag in this neighborhood (ugh.)

Thankfully the oil came off with a lot of scrubbing and elbow grease.

 

What is wrong with people?????? Sorry to hear about it!

 

<<<Hey, there are some talented females out there... >>>

And by talented, I take it you mean "hovering"...

 

Really sorry to hear about the wetting incident. whoever did it is a ****- poor excuse for a man!!

 

^^ Hey! I was defending my belief that it was a man!
(Although that type of knowledge would be useful)

 

URINE TROUBLE MISTER, yes he is. and I think its safe to assume that the perp is a male, not that females are incapable of this kind of mischief (note to guys: if you have a girfriend who can write her name in a snowbank, marry her, you'll be glad you did!) but this is just typical of youthful male exhuberance run amok. Sorry that the target of his shameful indecency was your car.

Remember the line from Pulp Fiction, "Anyone who F***s with another man's car should go straight to execution, no trial, no jury, just pop."

Pathetic piddler