The culprit.

 

Oh Mac --- that's totally hysterical!!

 

I hate to hear stuff like this. Did you collect a sample for DNA analysis? This pisser has to have a record! Sorry, but is your mini an "S"? I was reading a thread yesterday which contained a story about a guy who ruined his engine when he drove thru a rather small puddle. Maybe he/she was trying to fill up the air filter box? In any case, he/she has issues which go far beyond his/her aim...

 

Even better than execution: These people who vandalize our beautiful MINI's should be tortured! Let's kidnap them, tie them up, and make them eat mouthfuls of wasabi! Or even worse, spread wasabi all over the offending body part!!

Oh yeah, that'll teach 'em!