2 FAST 2 FURIOUS Friday June 6th
If anyone is interested Cooperspeed, GMINI and Myself are going to see 2 Fast 2 Furious at Loews Danbury (Exit 7 off of 84) at 10:30PM on Friday we are meeting in front of the theatre at 10PM. Should be good, a bunch of ricers usually show up for this so we will be crashing their party.
You guys should slap on $5 plastic five-star wheel covers and get big goofy "AIN'T SKEERED" windshield decals for this! Maybe hang a bunch of glow sticks off of your car...
I always thought it would be funny to have a CD with a recording of a bass-heavy system blaring in a ten-year-old Corolla, all plastic parts vibrating in unison. Would be a great thing to blast.
Anyway.
I always thought it would be funny to have a CD with a recording of a bass-heavy system blaring in a ten-year-old Corolla, all plastic parts vibrating in unison. Would be a great thing to blast.
Anyway.
Why don't we WORK while we are at work? Anyways, tomorrow night should be fun. See some of you there. I hope we can get the ricers to gawk at the MINIs. Har har har. Night run in New Milford after?
This is definitely something I'll miss. But let me know if Vinnie D beats out Keanu Reeves for title of World's Crappiest Actor.
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Night run sounds good....Vin Deisel is not in this one.... But CRAPTASTIC Paul Walker is. Cooperspeed just informed me that the movie starts at 9:30 not 10:30 so we will be meeting at 9.
>>I always thought it would be funny to have a CD with a recording of a bass-heavy system blaring in a ten-year-old Corolla, all plastic parts vibrating in unison. Would be a great thing to blast.
Too late, i think about 4 people in Niagara County beat you too it..
Rocketboy_X
Too late, i think about 4 people in Niagara County beat you too it..
Rocketboy_X
>>We should have bought the tickets in advance...RICERS GALORE!!! Ants has a funny story about some RICE CHICKS. We didn't see the movie, bummer....sorry again Ants...
aw, i told you! no one ever listens to the woman.......
so what happened ants?
aw, i told you! no one ever listens to the woman.......
so what happened ants?
Yeah we didnt get to see the movie, but it was great watching the heads of one hundred ricer owners turn as three MINIs zipped around the movie lot. Everywhere all you saw was spoilers, clear tail lights and neon glow!
Anyway my ricer story...
I was sitting at a stop light when I notice this busted *** black Toyota pull up behind me. Two GHETTO *** girls in the car. And I mean GHET-O. They are shouting out the window, but as usual I had my music BLASTING so I couldnt hear them. Finally at the next light they pull up next to me. Im thinking "Oh this outta be good". They have a huge *** spoiler and a coffee can exhaust on this OLD, RUSTED 91' Toyota. So one of them goes to me "Yo, dog..is ya **** MINI too?" so I say "Lookin the way you do, and driving a piece of **** like that, youll never come within 5 feet of it to find out"...they say nothing. So then I say "On second thought, why dont you come sit on my lap and find out?" so then they say "Yo Ill smoke you in that car" so I say "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Your driving some old busted *** Toyota, and I hate to tell you...neon glow and tints doesnt make your car go faster. This is a car made by BMW specifically for racing" so she says "Ok lets race then" and I say "sounds good to me, pull left into this next street". I knew the street was perfect for the MINI...two lanes one way and a lot of twisties. So we get on the street...and at first she is keeping pace with me...so then I kick it into sport mode and downshift....and BOOM! SHE IS LEFT IN THE DUST! Soon I cant even see her in my rear view. Small ****....yeah right. EAT MY DUST GHETTO RAT!
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Anyway my ricer story...
I was sitting at a stop light when I notice this busted *** black Toyota pull up behind me. Two GHETTO *** girls in the car. And I mean GHET-O. They are shouting out the window, but as usual I had my music BLASTING so I couldnt hear them. Finally at the next light they pull up next to me. Im thinking "Oh this outta be good". They have a huge *** spoiler and a coffee can exhaust on this OLD, RUSTED 91' Toyota. So one of them goes to me "Yo, dog..is ya **** MINI too?" so I say "Lookin the way you do, and driving a piece of **** like that, youll never come within 5 feet of it to find out"...they say nothing. So then I say "On second thought, why dont you come sit on my lap and find out?" so then they say "Yo Ill smoke you in that car" so I say "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Your driving some old busted *** Toyota, and I hate to tell you...neon glow and tints doesnt make your car go faster. This is a car made by BMW specifically for racing" so she says "Ok lets race then" and I say "sounds good to me, pull left into this next street". I knew the street was perfect for the MINI...two lanes one way and a lot of twisties. So we get on the street...and at first she is keeping pace with me...so then I kick it into sport mode and downshift....and BOOM! SHE IS LEFT IN THE DUST! Soon I cant even see her in my rear view. Small ****....yeah right. EAT MY DUST GHETTO RAT!
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thats funny... and you beat her in a cvt..
i take it the ricers don't like minis....?
i'm sure the movie sucks anyway.... the first one is a horrible disgrace, this one probably follows suit.
>>Yeah we didnt get to see the movie, but it was great watching the heads of one hundred ricer owners turn as three MINIs zipped around the movie lot. Everywhere all you saw was spoilers, clear tail lights and neon glow!
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>>Anyway my ricer story...
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>>I was sitting at a stop light when I notice this busted *** black Toyota pull up behind me. Two GHETTO *** girls in the car. And I mean GHET-O. They are shouting out the window, but as usual I had my music BLASTING so I couldnt hear them. Finally at the next light they pull up next to me. Im thinking "Oh this outta be good". They have a huge *** spoiler and a coffee can exhaust on this OLD, RUSTED 91' Toyota. So one of them goes to me "Yo, dog..is ya **** MINI too?" so I say "Lookin the way you do, and driving a piece of **** like that, youll never come within 5 feet of it to find out"...they say nothing. So then I say "On second thought, why dont you come sit on my lap and find out?" so then they say "Yo Ill smoke you in that car" so I say "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Your driving some old busted *** Toyota, and I hate to tell you...neon glow and tints doesnt make your car go faster. This is a car made by BMW specifically for racing" so she says "Ok lets race then" and I say "sounds good to me, pull left into this next street". I knew the street was perfect for the MINI...two lanes one way and a lot of twisties. So we get on the street...and at first she is keeping pace with me...so then I kick it into sport mode and downshift....and BOOM! SHE IS LEFT IN THE DUST! Soon I cant even see her in my rear view. Small ****....yeah right. EAT MY DUST GHETTO RAT!
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Great story, Ants!!!
And the best part is that you spank them in a Cooper CVT!!! Whooohoooo!!! (Were the ghetto chicks fine looking?)
What are the specs in your CVT?
Finally, I never cared for the Fast and the Furious scene...to ricey...too immature too gangsterish, too ghetto for my taste. The Italian job is a movie with taste and class unlike the boy racer glorification of 2fast 2 furious.
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>>Anyway my ricer story...
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>>I was sitting at a stop light when I notice this busted *** black Toyota pull up behind me. Two GHETTO *** girls in the car. And I mean GHET-O. They are shouting out the window, but as usual I had my music BLASTING so I couldnt hear them. Finally at the next light they pull up next to me. Im thinking "Oh this outta be good". They have a huge *** spoiler and a coffee can exhaust on this OLD, RUSTED 91' Toyota. So one of them goes to me "Yo, dog..is ya **** MINI too?" so I say "Lookin the way you do, and driving a piece of **** like that, youll never come within 5 feet of it to find out"...they say nothing. So then I say "On second thought, why dont you come sit on my lap and find out?" so then they say "Yo Ill smoke you in that car" so I say "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Your driving some old busted *** Toyota, and I hate to tell you...neon glow and tints doesnt make your car go faster. This is a car made by BMW specifically for racing" so she says "Ok lets race then" and I say "sounds good to me, pull left into this next street". I knew the street was perfect for the MINI...two lanes one way and a lot of twisties. So we get on the street...and at first she is keeping pace with me...so then I kick it into sport mode and downshift....and BOOM! SHE IS LEFT IN THE DUST! Soon I cant even see her in my rear view. Small ****....yeah right. EAT MY DUST GHETTO RAT!
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Great story, Ants!!!
And the best part is that you spank them in a Cooper CVT!!! Whooohoooo!!! (Were the ghetto chicks fine looking?)
What are the specs in your CVT?
Finally, I never cared for the Fast and the Furious scene...to ricey...too immature too gangsterish, too ghetto for my taste. The Italian job is a movie with taste and class unlike the boy racer glorification of 2fast 2 furious.



