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Old Mar 16, 2008 | 12:36 PM
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triple mini?

i need advice i have been going to the garage every morning looking to see if my moms and dads ( reboopie and wellzy) mini have mated to create my mini yet but everyday its the same thing nothing. it kinda makes me wonder if my dads mini isnt gay . how long do you think i should wait?
 
Old Mar 16, 2008 | 02:21 PM
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I think there is a South Park episode that deals with finding out if a dog is gay maybe the same tests wouls work for a Mini

Bonus points if you can get a pink bow to keep appearing on teh Mini!
 
Old Mar 16, 2008 | 04:59 PM
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I'd check the glove box for birth control pills or condoms on the tailpipes ...maybe they don't want to have a little one yet
 
Old Mar 16, 2008 | 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by bad venge
I'd check the glove box for birth control pills or condoms on the tailpipes ...maybe they don't want to have a little one yet
Condoms on the...exhaust? The sex ed program at your school must have left out a few things.
 
Old Mar 16, 2008 | 06:47 PM
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This is the best 1st post introduction on a forum EVER!
 
Old Mar 16, 2008 | 07:53 PM
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Frankenmini warning.....

I don't know if that is something you really want. wellzy is an R56 MCS & reboopie is a R50 Cooper, you could end up with a Frankenmini.
 
Old Mar 16, 2008 | 08:42 PM
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I don't know if that is something you really want. wellzy is an R56 MCS & reboopie is a R50 Cooper, you could end up with a Frankenmini.
Super-Turbo charged!
 
Old Mar 16, 2008 | 09:11 PM
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The parents in some species eat their young.

Just sayin......
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 05:45 AM
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i would just like to get one thing STRAIGHT, jiggy is not gay(not that there is anything wrong with that) he is a METROSEXUAL.
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 05:51 AM
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Spill some of those little blue pills around the garage floor... you know... the ones we all get 357 SPAM emails per day about....
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by NANCO
how long do you think i should wait?
You'll really have to wait and ask the Easter Bunny about this!!
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 06:05 AM
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Super-Turbo charged!
6 speed + 5 speed = 11 speed!!!
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 06:20 AM
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I think you need to put a cd player out in the garage with Barry White playing and dim the garage lights.
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 06:21 AM
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6 speed + 5 speed = 11 speed!!!
Seems to me that would take quite a while to shift through all those gears!
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by B.A.D.
I think you need to put a cd player out in the garage with Barry White playing and dim the garage lights.
^

Trouble is you'd end up with baby Cadillac's or a MINIlac.
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 07:34 AM
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Or something that would have a deep, throaty sound.
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 08:47 AM
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Or something that would have a deep, throaty sound.

So she would end up with a R53?
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 11:05 AM
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So she would end up with a R53?
No it would be an R106. What a monster that would be.
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 11:19 AM
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You mean throaty with a big butt?
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 11:22 AM
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The Clubman seems to win both on throaty and big butt!!!
 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 11:25 AM
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We have the same problem. No mini MINI yet.

 
Old Mar 17, 2008 | 02:45 PM
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Thank you

Originally Posted by that7guy
This is the best 1st post introduction on a forum EVER!
Yeah, I'm a pretty cool kid. Are you going to the dragon? If so you can be the President of my Fan Club.
NANCO not Wellzy
 

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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 02:49 PM
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Easter Bunny

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You'll really have to wait and ask the Easter Bunny about this!!
If the Easter Bunny and a MINI mate do I get a chocolate MINI? And would they expect me to hunt for it?
This is NANCO not Wellzy, sorry newbie!
 

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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 02:50 PM
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Wait.....

Originally Posted by batgirlwildcat
We have the same problem. No mini MINI yet. NANCO not WEllzy

Do you think they sold you defective MINI's?
 

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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by wellzy
Do you think they sold you defective MINI's?
No... Bam Bam is just dragging his wheels when it comes to marrying Malibu Stacy.
 



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