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Old Apr 15, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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OOOOOO I finally learned my JCW #!!!

Hello friends and fellow teammates.... I'm Tori and I own JCW # 10295!
 
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Old Apr 15, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jamesday24
Team Craptastic is really taking off! Let's get a roll call:

Team Craptastic Members:

jamesday24 (JCW MC #475)
On order, "taking my crap" for the first time on 5/8/06:

my pile of crap - 2006 MCS/JCW, JCW Suspension, JCW strut

how many crap points is that?

My crap number please???
 
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Old Apr 15, 2006 | 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by katmeho
My crap number please???
Your CRAP number comes when you get your car there will be a Tuning Kit certificate signed by Michael Cooper.

You will need to find a carbon fiber frame, get it framed properly, and proudly display it, preferable, above a fireplace.
 
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Old Apr 15, 2006 | 04:24 PM
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soon I will be crap then!
 
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Old Apr 15, 2006 | 07:05 PM
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Have a look at a really crappy day at the dyno...
https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...ad.php?t=66224
 
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Old Apr 15, 2006 | 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by TheWrks
Have a look at a really crappy day at the dyno...
https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...ad.php?t=66224
awesome results!
 
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Old Apr 15, 2006 | 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by mamarazzi
awesome results!
 
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Old Apr 16, 2006 | 07:40 AM
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There are no factory JCW MINI Coopers! But I wonder how I compare to a stock 2004 MCS.

katmeho, your JCW Tuning Kit will come with an engine badge with a unique number. See my sig for a close-up of mine. (I thought the MCS has an S in front of the number.)
 
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Old Apr 16, 2006 | 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jamesday24
There are no factory JCW MINI Coopers! But I wonder how I compare to a stock 2004 MCS.
ummmm actually there ARE factory JCW cars S cars only... they started doing JCW at the factory in October of 2005.....
 
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Old Apr 16, 2006 | 04:22 PM
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I know! But not non-S Coopers like mine or I would have ordered it with crap from the factory!
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:36 PM
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I guess Deal's Gap has Crappy taste
http://dealsgap.com/food.htm
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 08:50 PM
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Haha! That's great!
 
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 09:20 PM
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Sweet
 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 06:26 AM
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Just picked up my JCW Tuesday 4/18 and the first one who calls it crap is going to get smoked I love this car. I was driving an 03 MC, I thought I was having fun then, not even, This is so much more than fun
 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SandiePepper
Just picked up my JCW Tuesday 4/18 and the first one who calls it crap is going to get smoked I love this car. I was driving an 03 MC, I thought I was having fun then, not even, This is so much more than fun
I know what you mean. I went from a 03 MCS to a MCS JCW and I'll never go back. Welcome to Team Craptastic!
 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 07:25 AM
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Congratulations on your purchase of a complete and utter piece of Crap!
 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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The good: The MCS is a great car.
The bad: You can't by crap for it. Only JCW owners can get crap.

I guess it's kinda like holding a big f#rt if you only have an MCS.

Does all that JCW crap come in a plastic bag or is it wraped in news paper???
 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 02:48 PM
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More Interior Crap

 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 03:19 PM
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Was thinking about taking those 2 peices of crap. How do you like that crap?
 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 03:35 PM
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.....sigh.......

However that shift boot in black and white........
 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 03:38 PM
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Crap is awesome.
 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by katmeho
Was thinking about taking those 2 peices of crap. How do you like that crap?
I love my new crap
 
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by swarley
I love my new crap
Crap! Now I've got the I wants.....if only with Yellow.......
 
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Old Apr 24, 2006 | 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by swarley
More Interior Crap

Thats some great looking CRAP!!
 
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Old Apr 26, 2006 | 11:27 AM
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On a JCW, is the "shift boot" actually referred to as a "s_ _ _ boot"?



I crack myself up!
 
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