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Old Jul 2, 2006 | 10:05 AM
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They turn on my Driving Too Slow in the Left Lane indicators.. also know as my Black Magics!

 
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Old Jul 2, 2006 | 12:45 PM
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WELL...IF I COULD AFFORD...I WOULD HAVE ALL THAT CRAP PUT ON MY
MINI...AS IT IS..HUBBY...SAYS I'VE SPENT TOOOOO MUCH ALREADY..!!!
 
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Old Jul 3, 2006 | 08:18 PM
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Swarley,
Very, very nice crap! I really like your black on Red w/out chrome.
 
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Old Jul 3, 2006 | 09:14 PM
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I just love not caring why people feel the way they do! Crap, is that anti-social?
 
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Old Jul 4, 2006 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by QWKSLVR
WELL...IF I COULD AFFORD...I WOULD HAVE ALL THAT CRAP PUT ON MY
MINI...AS IT IS..HUBBY...SAYS I'VE SPENT TOOOOO MUCH ALREADY..!!!
What time is it Why it's time for a new hubby. Look for one who's a motorhead & then you can get all the crap you want , No Worries
 
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Old Jul 8, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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So I finally dug out the sales brochure for the '97 F-150 (5.4L V8) that I'm driving now to find out how much horsepower it has, and it just astounds me that my (eagerly anticipated) MCS/JCW will have only 28 hp less than my big ol' truck. HOLY CRAP!



(Ok, so the torque is almost twice as much on the V8, but still...)
 
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Old Jul 8, 2006 | 08:15 PM
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i hate the crappy way it barks the 1-2 shift and chirps the 2-3 shift when i don't go easy. what a crappy way to waste tread life...
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 06:08 PM
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OMG. You mean to tell me I just traded my perfectly running 04 S for an 06 loaded with crap (and LSD)????? Guess I will have to make do.
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 06:11 PM
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OMG. You mean to tell me I just traded my perfectly running 04 S for an 06 loaded with crap (and LSD)????? Guess I will have to make do.
yeah..such a tough choice....you'll never go back.
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 06:12 PM
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Congrats Jeff!
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by thefuturequeenofnebraska
Congrats Jeff!
Thanks Tori!. Not as nice as yours, but it'll do.
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by boolean_bones
OMG. You mean to tell me I just traded my perfectly running 04 S for an 06 loaded with crap (and LSD)????? Guess I will have to make do.
Oh my, you found the secret thread . . . As Team Craptastic senior fellow emeritus, I can tell you that your days will be filled with really great crap! Ice cream tomorrow?
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 06:25 PM
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Thanks Tori!. Not as nice as yours, but it'll do.
I cant get to MM... What are the specs?

(It will be close! I just have paint.. lol)
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 06:30 PM
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2006 CR/B with JCW brake kit and LSD. Nothing special outside of that. Learned my lesson loading them up with my first one. Fell in love with them when I test drove a 2005.
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle_John
Oh my, you found the secret thread . . . As Team Craptastic senior fellow emeritus, I can tell you that your days will be filled with really great crap! Ice cream tomorrow?
You got it! Kirby and I will be there. Since it's 700 degrees outside, Ice cream will be a must.
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by boolean_bones
You got it! Kirby and I will be there. Since it's 700 degrees outside, Ice cream will be a must.
Ah, you are on the hot side of town, we barely got over 680. Burned my hand on the damn door handles today.
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 08:08 PM
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Haven't you guys taken this "crap" thing far enough?
 
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Old Jul 17, 2006 | 08:26 PM
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That's A "crapy" Thing To Say
 
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 06:40 AM
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Very crappy.
 
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Old Aug 19, 2006 | 04:17 AM
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Didn't know if you kids had seen this... but wanted to share

We put crap on our house!
 
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Old Aug 19, 2006 | 04:53 AM
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Thats a Sweet craptastic hose reel
 
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Old Aug 19, 2006 | 01:50 PM
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That is classic! I love it!
 
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Old Aug 19, 2006 | 01:54 PM
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Now your car is craptastic as your MINI is!
 
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Old Aug 20, 2006 | 01:52 AM
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I modified an idea from another namer made this crappy pshop of the horror.

 
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Old Sep 5, 2006 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by thefuturequeenofnebraska
Didn't know if you kids had seen this... but wanted to share

We put crap on our house!
Crappy Pink car, crap house....what next Tori?
 
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