OMG, full body shiver (pure bliss)!
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OMG, full body shiver (pure bliss)!
Second morning of ownership, just me and my MINI purring down the highway in the dark.
Surrounded by the soft orange lights of the instrument panel and mood lighting, listening to a favorite song on CD, I thought what a nice moment it was. And then it happened. I thought about what a REALLY nice moment it was, and how I now owned the car that enabled it. A tingle started at the back of my head, and went right down my body, all the way to my toes! And like a multiple orgasm, there were several aftershocks over the remainder of my drive.
I thought y'all might have been exaggerating, talking about all those grins.
They say money can't buy you love, but this was darn close!
Surrounded by the soft orange lights of the instrument panel and mood lighting, listening to a favorite song on CD, I thought what a nice moment it was. And then it happened. I thought about what a REALLY nice moment it was, and how I now owned the car that enabled it. A tingle started at the back of my head, and went right down my body, all the way to my toes! And like a multiple orgasm, there were several aftershocks over the remainder of my drive.
I thought y'all might have been exaggerating, talking about all those grins.
They say money can't buy you love, but this was darn close!
Those motoring moments are pure magic!!!!!
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And then it happened. I thought about what a REALLY nice moment it was, and how I now owned the car that enabled it. A tingle started at the back of my head, and went right down my body, all the way to my toes! And like a multiple orgasm, there were several aftershocks over the remainder of my They say money can't buy you love, but this was darn close!
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uh..................you and gokart got the leatherette seats, right?
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Folks, I said like a multiple orgasm...and the MINI and I did not exchange fluids. 
As a man, I'm normally not that effusive (or poetic) but the feeling was just overwhelming.
For a moment, I thought this thread might have explained it:
https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...stpost&t=53371
As a man, I'm normally not that effusive (or poetic) but the feeling was just overwhelming.
For a moment, I thought this thread might have explained it:
https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...stpost&t=53371
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c'mon we get that you're excited about the car... but waxing fantastic naturally opens you up to some bit of light hearted harassment.
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https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...hlight=charmin
In retrospect, I can see how people might be surprised to learn that I’m a straight and married guy.
And in the continued spirit of fun, I’m rewriting my original post (especially for you, Kelly Girl)...
Original post:
Second morning of ownership, just me and my MINI purring down the highway in the dark.
Surrounded by the soft orange lights of the instrument panel and mood lighting, listening to a favorite song on CD, I thought what a nice moment it was. And then it happened. I thought about what a REALLY nice moment it was, and how I now owned the car that enabled it. A tingle started at the back of my head, and went right down my body, all the way to my toes! And like a multiple orgasm, there were several aftershocks over the remainder of my drive.
I thought y'all might have been exaggerating, talking about all those grins.
They say money can't buy you love, but this was darn close!
Surrounded by the soft orange lights of the instrument panel and mood lighting, listening to a favorite song on CD, I thought what a nice moment it was. And then it happened. I thought about what a REALLY nice moment it was, and how I now owned the car that enabled it. A tingle started at the back of my head, and went right down my body, all the way to my toes! And like a multiple orgasm, there were several aftershocks over the remainder of my drive.
I thought y'all might have been exaggerating, talking about all those grins.
They say money can't buy you love, but this was darn close!
Dear Penthouse:
I never thought this would happen to me. Second morning off the oil rig, just me and Angelina Jolie in my MINI (the Harley’s in the shop) rounding up longhorns on the ranch before daybreak.
Surrounded by chili red and the white top (same colors as my hard box of Marlboros), listening to Angelina’s purring and a CD of the Spencer Davis Group song “I’m a man”, I wondered if she was sitting on my signed Ted Nugent knife handle. And then it happened. I’m not sure if it was the burp from the beef jerky I had for breakfast, the sunrise reflecting off my big silver belt buckle, or what. But a tingle started at the back of my head, went right up my nose, and I sneezed! And the noise caused Angelina to have an orgasm. And to my surprise, multiple orgasms, as I sneezed several more times over the remainder of my drive.
I thought y'all might have been exaggerating, talking about women and their ability to repeat.
They say you should sneeze into your elbow, but Angelina doesn't seem to mind!
…not that there was anything wrong with my original post.
Has the wife read the post yet? You might be sleeping in the car tonight
Question is will you have her for company?
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Abby will certainly recommend that I need counseling, without even knowing about my sordid imagination.
Second morning of ownership, just me and my MINI purring down the highway in the dark.
Surrounded by the soft orange lights of the instrument panel and mood lighting, listening to a favorite song on CD, I thought what a nice moment it was. And then it happened. I thought about what a REALLY nice moment it was, and how I now owned the car that enabled it. A tingle started at the back of my head, and went right down my body, all the way to my toes! And like a multiple orgasm, there were several aftershocks over the remainder of my drive.
I thought y'all might have been exaggerating, talking about all those grins.
They say money can't buy you love, but this was darn close!
Surrounded by the soft orange lights of the instrument panel and mood lighting, listening to a favorite song on CD, I thought what a nice moment it was. And then it happened. I thought about what a REALLY nice moment it was, and how I now owned the car that enabled it. A tingle started at the back of my head, and went right down my body, all the way to my toes! And like a multiple orgasm, there were several aftershocks over the remainder of my drive.
I thought y'all might have been exaggerating, talking about all those grins.
They say money can't buy you love, but this was darn close!
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Multiple orgasms? I got an e.... well,............ excited!
I slept in my car the first night and actually, several since, but not due to any particular genital fastinations. I guess if you're gonna have marital problems, might as well have a MINI to help you through the rough times.
I slept in my car the first night and actually, several since, but not due to any particular genital fastinations. I guess if you're gonna have marital problems, might as well have a MINI to help you through the rough times.
