OMG, full body shiver (pure bliss)!
 

Second morning of ownership, just me and my MINI purring down the highway in the dark.

Surrounded by the soft orange lights of the instrument panel and mood lighting, listening to a favorite song on CD, I thought what a nice moment it was. And then it happened. I thought about what a REALLY nice moment it was, and how I now owned the car that enabled it. A tingle started at the back of my head, and went right down my body, all the way to my toes! And like a multiple orgasm, there were several aftershocks over the remainder of my drive.

I thought y'all might have been exaggerating, talking about all those grins.

They say money can't buy you love, but this was darn close!

omghi2u! a/s/l?

:sly:

After 32K+, I still find it hard to believe I get to drive a car that is this much fun. :razz:

Brilliant observation and one with which I wholeheartedly concur!!!!!:thumbsup: Those motoring moments are pure magic!!!!!:nod:

Multiple orgasms huh? I take it you're not a guy.

Are you sure it wasn't some of them chilis you ate?

uh..................you and gokart got the leatherette seats, right?

Folks, I said like a multiple orgasm...and the MINI and I did not exchange fluids. :no:

As a man, I'm normally not that effusive (or poetic) but the feeling was just overwhelming.

For a moment, I thought this thread might have explained it:

https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...stpost&t=53371

i just wanna know which highway? was it a bumpy one??

Good one Kelly Girl.

It took me awhile to get this reference...that was just cold, cold, cold... :wink:

:) :) :)

I've had a lot of blissfully happy motoring moments with LilTiger - but uhmmmm....I think I'd like to try driving in Texas for a day or two! Which highway was that exactly?:nod: :lol: :wink: :razz:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

c'mon we get that you're excited about the car... but waxing fantastic naturally opens you up to some bit of light hearted harassment.

It’s completely fine. Some of the funniest things I've read recently have been on NAM. For example, post number 25 here has made me chuckle ever since I read it:

https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...hlight=charmin

In retrospect, I can see how people might be surprised to learn that I’m a straight and married guy.

And in the continued spirit of fun, I’m rewriting my original post (especially for you, Kelly Girl)...

Original post:

New version:

Dear Penthouse:

I never thought this would happen to me. Second morning off the oil rig, just me and Angelina Jolie in my MINI (the Harley’s in the shop) rounding up longhorns on the ranch before daybreak.

Surrounded by chili red and the white top (same colors as my hard box of Marlboros), listening to Angelina’s purring and a CD of the Spencer Davis Group song “I’m a man”, I wondered if she was sitting on my signed Ted Nugent knife handle. And then it happened. I’m not sure if it was the burp from the beef jerky I had for breakfast, the sunrise reflecting off my big silver belt buckle, or what. But a tingle started at the back of my head, went right up my nose, and I sneezed! And the noise caused Angelina to have an orgasm. And to my surprise, multiple orgasms, as I sneezed several more times over the remainder of my drive.

I thought y'all might have been exaggerating, talking about women and their ability to repeat.

They say you should sneeze into your elbow, but Angelina doesn't seem to mind!



…not that there was anything wrong with my original post.

:lol: Has the wife read the post yet? You might be sleeping in the car tonight:razz:
Question is will you have her for company?

She has no idea. I'm turning into one of those forum-obsessed husbands that the neglected wives complain to Dear Abby about.

Abby will certainly recommend that I need counseling, without even knowing about my sordid imagination.

Is it kind of like http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=432

Multiple orgasms? I got an e.... well,............ excited!:grin: I slept in my car the first night and actually, several since, but not due to any particular genital fastinations. I guess if you're gonna have marital problems, might as well have a MINI to help you through the rough times.:eek2: :wink:

It's that mood lighting, I tell ya!!!:nod:

:grin: I certainly enjoyed reading THIS experience...:thumbsup:

Donna:cool::grin::cool:

LOL

ok, YOU people are starting to scare me

HEY...let's go easy here...you just made me spit Diet Coke all over my keyboard:eek2: