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R55 nvm, please del!

Old Aug 8, 2008 | 04:34 PM
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nvm, please del!

nvm, please del!
 
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 04:36 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 05:51 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 05:57 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 05:58 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 06:25 PM
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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I could be wrong, but I believe he's asking that MINI deliver ("please del!") the new Neural Velocity Monitor (nvm) that's on the current concept MINIs at car shows. And I agree!

NVM is integrated with the NAV system and uses the wireless CA (comfort access) circuit to detect how fast your brain feels you are going versus actual road speed as determined by the VDU (velocity display unit - or "speedo" to us regular folks), with a calibration correction supplied by the GPS. When the delta (difference) between the NVM and VDU reach a trigger point, an audible tone alerts the driver that a potentially dangerous condition is imminent. Should the delta exceed a programmable threshold, the MFSW delivers an ESD (electrostatic discharge) to alert even a distracted driver of the problem.

It's the future and it's here today, if only MINI would include it in production builds!
 

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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Barley
I could be wrong, but I believe he's asking that MINI deliver ("please del!") the new Neural Velocity Monitor (nvm) that's on the current concept MINIs at car shows. And I agree!

NVM is integrated with the NAV system and uses the wireless CA (comfort access) circuit to detect how fast your brain feels you are going versus actual road speed as determined by the VDU (velocity display unit - or "speedo" to us regular folks), with a calibration correction supplied by the GPS. When the delta (difference) between the NVM and VDU reach a trigger point, an audible tone alerts the driver that a potentially dangerous condition is imminent. Should the delta exceed a programmable threshold, the MFSW delivers an ESD (electrostatic discharge) to alert even a distracted driver of the problem.

It's the future and it's here today, if only MINI would include it in production builds!
 
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 06:51 PM
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+10!!!!

I about pee'd!!
 
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Reldieh
+10!!!!

I about pee'd!!
And we're glad you didn't....
 
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 08:12 PM
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No worries if you ordered the JCW IBRP option. Involuntary Bladder Release Pad - race proven.
 
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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OMG, you guys are too much!!

I keep laughing out loud, and my husband is looking at me like I've gone insane!
 
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 08:34 PM
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I know....this place rocks!
 
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Barley
I could be wrong, but I believe he's asking that MINI deliver ("please del!") the new Neural Velocity Monitor (nvm) that's on the current concept MINIs at car shows. And I agree!

NVM is integrated with the NAV system and uses the wireless CA (comfort access) circuit to detect how fast your brain feels you are going versus actual road speed as determined by the VDU (velocity display unit - or "speedo" to us regular folks), with a calibration correction supplied by the GPS. When the delta (difference) between the NVM and VDU reach a trigger point, an audible tone alerts the driver that a potentially dangerous condition is imminent. Should the delta exceed a programmable threshold, the MFSW delivers an ESD (electrostatic discharge) to alert even a distracted driver of the problem.

It's the future and it's here today, if only MINI would include it in production builds!
Cannot Delete, post is too good to lose.
 
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Barley
I could be wrong, but I believe he's asking that MINI deliver ("please del!") the new Neural Velocity Monitor (nvm) that's on the current concept MINIs at car shows. And I agree!

NVM is integrated with the NAV system and uses the wireless CA (comfort access) circuit to detect how fast your brain feels you are going versus actual road speed as determined by the VDU (velocity display unit - or "speedo" to us regular folks), with a calibration correction supplied by the GPS. When the delta (difference) between the NVM and VDU reach a trigger point, an audible tone alerts the driver that a potentially dangerous condition is imminent. Should the delta exceed a programmable threshold, the MFSW delivers an ESD (electrostatic discharge) to alert even a distracted driver of the problem.

It's the future and it's here today, if only MINI would include it in production builds!
Said it better than I could!
 
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Old Aug 9, 2008 | 06:37 PM
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... and my husband is looking at me like I've gone insane!
and who's to say that's not true...
 
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Old Aug 9, 2008 | 07:57 PM
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and who's to say that's not true...
uh-oh... my secret's out!

Fine. Just don't let them take me back to the asylum. Those mean people made me eat meatloaf.

 
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Old Aug 9, 2008 | 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Reldieh

Fine. Just don't let them take me back to the asylum. Those mean people made me eat meatloaf.

I know I've seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show" one too many times when it's the first thing I thought of when I saw your post...
 
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HEY! I like meatloaf!
 
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Old Aug 9, 2008 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Barley
I could be wrong, but I believe he's asking that MINI deliver ("please del!") the new Neural Velocity Monitor (nvm) that's on the current concept MINIs at car shows. And I agree!

<snippo>

It's the future and it's here today, if only MINI would include it in production builds!
Actually, I think you can find more information on this over in the "accessory mistakes" thread.
 
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