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R50/53 The 10 Commandments of NAM

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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Motor On
Says ye with little posts, welcome to NAM, good sense of humor but unless you change that bit about CR prepare to have you MINI sunk pludered and pillaged for no ship be Greater than The Black Pearl
I will agree with most of this except that the Pearl was more Dark Silver than Black....
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by chows4us
Jeremy Clarkson is the Russ Limbaugh of British auto journalists

He just likes to throw the tail end of the car around
The difference though between Russ Limbaugh and Jeremy Clarkson is I'd rather be in a car with Clarkson than Limbaugh.
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 05:37 PM
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redhotchilis,

(insert thunder here)

Thou shouldst humble thyself before the NAM . . .

. . . for thine gallery is EMPTY .
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jymontoya
Stooopid
Thou shalt remember that silence is golden but duct tape is silver
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 06:41 PM
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I'm guessing you have no idea about MCO, do you.
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Snaps
The difference though between Russ Limbaugh and Jeremy Clarkson is I'd rather be in a car with Clarkson than Limbaugh.
I'd rather not be with either one ... neither one knows that silence is golden

Originally Posted by bamatt
Thou shalt remember that silence is golden but duct tape is silver
What she said ...
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 07:03 PM
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Gallery is Updated

Originally Posted by rjyoder4
redhotchilis,

(insert thunder here)

Thou shouldst humble thyself before the NAM . . .

. . . for thine gallery is EMPTY .
It is entirely coincidental that I drive a CR/W/stripes. I did not originate the message that began this thread, I am merely a tool (people tell me all the time that I am a tool, and I believe it to be true).
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by sndwave
I'm guessing you have no idea about MCO, do you.
You got me what's MCO
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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Thou shall remember that Chili Red is not the only color, and all colors should be loved equally. However, body colored roofs are indeed faster due to lack of extra white, black or silver paint and the weight associated with stated paint. (Besides, Solar Red is prettier than CR anyways.)

Thou shall recognize that bonnet stripes just add weight and drag along the edges therein, making said MINI slower.
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 10:18 PM
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Hilarious.
 
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by jymontoya
Stooopid
This has reminded me.
Thou shall remember that the one who calls herself "Stoopidgirl" is one of the High Priestesses of NAM, and that she is...(sorry Tuls ) Hot!
Jim
 
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 12:55 AM
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Thou shall not drive my neighbors Suv
 
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by redhotchilis
It is entirely coincidental that I drive a CR/W/stripes. I did not originate the message that began this thread, I am merely a tool (people tell me all the time that I am a tool, and I believe it to be true).
. . . and the gallery was revealed, and it was good . . .
Yea verily redhotchilis, thine gallery has redeemed thee.

Nice Pics.

Thanks for the post.
 
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by bamatt
You got me what's MCO
MCO is to minicooperonline.com what NAM is to northamericanmotoring.com...same place, different name thanks to MINIUSA.

http://www.motoringfile.com/2003/08/...ooperOnlinecom
 
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by redhotchilis
Those found guilty of violating these tenets shall find themselves visited upon by ........and brownish liquid discharge.
Don't they have a pill for that?

.
 
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by snooter
Don't they have a pill for that?

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ahhaha
 
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 12:49 PM
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by bamatt
You got me what's MCO
Blessed be are the n00bs, for they know not of the glorious past.
 
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by CustomAV
I will agree with most of this except that the Pearl was more Dark Silver than Black....
Oh, snap!
 
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 10:45 PM
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All hail the all great redchili. Thou possess quite the wit. Commandments for NAMSTERS...wonderful.
 
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