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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 01:58 AM
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How to have SEX in a MINI!

Enjoy!!!
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 02:01 AM
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its a shame thats not posted on the sun visor next to the airbag warning
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ellistotle
Enjoy!!!
when I was 18 (1968) with a very cooperative GF this was the technique we used in my VW.... nothing new...... but still classic
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 03:02 AM
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I didn't even think this was possible till now. Hmm... Something new to try
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 03:38 AM
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For some of you thats new and for the rest of us thats very old.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 04:20 AM
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I saw someone doing it that way in a cavalier in parking garage next to my car.

I used the back seat last time...
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Xiek
I saw someone doing it that way in a cavalier in parking garage next to my car.

I used the back seat last time...

You jumped in your back seat to watch them? J/K
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ellistotle
Enjoy!!!
I have a sticker that I made that I put in the rear window sometimes. It says

"On the Contrary, you can have sex in the back seat. It just so happens that you are in the front seat at the same time. MINI"
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 06:45 AM
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LMOA, hey ellistotle, you're out of control!

 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 06:51 AM
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Yes, that's theoretically how it may be done, but my research shows an extremely high risk of STD.........Silver Trim Disfigurement. This horrible condition must be avoided at all costs, so please....if you love your MINI.....get a room!!!
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 06:56 AM
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Captain was christened a few months ago!!
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 07:45 AM
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According to the instructions (like we needed them), #5 states we should have the E-brake in the down position, but omits to mention ensuring the car is in gear. This could lead to a rather embarrasing "exchanging of information" after the ensuing rollaway fender-bender.
Please be advised!
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 07:48 AM
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I assume you've all seen the TV commercial on this subject? With the threesome?
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:04 AM
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Just sent this to my wife at work.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by mmatarella
I assume you've all seen the TV commercial on this subject? With the threesome?
Yes, I've saved it, but don't know how to post on this thread, since it is in a .mov format.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:45 AM
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So it is possible after all
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Red Ryder
Yes, I've saved it, but don't know how to post on this thread, since it is in a .mov format.
Upload to your gallery and a link from the thread.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:48 AM
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I recall reading in a Road & Track many years ago, about a couple that tried to have sex in their classic mini, and the fire department had to cut them out of the car. They got so tangled up, they couldn't get out of the car!
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by woolaxis
So it is possible after all
Sure... if you're a midget.

This DOES illustrate another advantage of the Cabrio, though...
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:58 AM
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Just came across this survey...http://cars.uk.msn.com/News/car_news...mentid=1030056

MINI came in 20 in the Top Passion Wagons poll...
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Gromit801
I recall reading in a Road & Track many years ago, about a couple that tried to have sex in their classic mini, and the fire department had to cut them out of the car. They got so tangled up, they couldn't get out of the car!
A great story but I suspect urban legend.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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Ha, I always wondered how feasible that was. Time to find out!
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveTinNY
Just sent this to my wife at work.
Whaddaya trying to get her fired?
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 10:18 AM
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Being 6'4" 305lbs, I dont think it possible to do anyother way than folding down all the seats and getting in the back
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by H.A.W.G.
Being 6'4" 305lbs, I dont think it possible to do anyother way than folding down all the seats and getting in the back
I dont think you have a shot even if you take the back seats and front seats out . Unless the girl is really really flexable.
 
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