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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 10:23 AM
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Did you get that one from my gallery? I got that about 6 months before I ordered MIB.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by gokartride
Yes, that's theoretically how it may be done, but my research shows an extremely high risk of STD.........Silver Trim Disfigurement. This horrible condition must be avoided at all costs, so please....if you love your MINI.....get a room!!!


I love that this topic comes up every 6 months or so. There are other threads too.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 11:58 AM
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Passenger front seat Renault LeCar
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by capnmini
Captain was christened a few months ago!!
Eww. WAY to much info.

Now who wants to be in ur MINI? Eww

As others have said, this is pretty old ...
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 12:09 PM
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How about...

PICS! , since this fun loving group loves them so much.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 12:10 PM
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First came out in a Playboy or something...

a subscriber at the place I used to work gave me his and it's burried in all the other odd Mini stuff I've saved over the last couple of years....

Matt
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by capnmini
Captain was christened a few months ago!!
Do NOT, under any circumstances, shine a black light into that car!
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by MSFITOY
Passenger front seat Renault LeCar
Aw...too easy! LeCar had that huge cloth sunroof.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Hu99
Aw...too easy! LeCar had that huge cloth sunroof.
I bet it became a moonroof.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 01:01 PM
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My wife is due to give birth this month. Could it be a MINI baby? All I can say is we can't be 100% sure that it is not. But the baby sure does kick a lot when we go around curves.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 04:40 PM
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Unless the girl is really really flexable.[/quote]

Flexible? How 'bout inflatable!
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 05:44 PM
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WOW! youre kidding me..... Other than the fact that this is completely amazing, I think this has "lock me" written all over it, but funny in the mean time.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by flannelhippie
WOW! youre kidding me..... Other than the fact that this is completely amazing, I think this has "lock me" written all over it, but funny in the mean time.
Hence why it comes up so often; MINI drivers seem to have disposition for all things fun.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 06:09 PM
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...or a 1964 VW Bug, a dorm closet, a bunk bed. a mummy sleeping bag, a hammock in a VW camper OR,

I guess you get the idea, most of the inhabitants of this globe seem to be able to figure out every day and nite just fine even without a diagram, HEH?
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 07:41 PM
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I love my car. That's what I meant to say.
 

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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 07:49 PM
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Sadly, I don't have a GF to try this on, but when I do and if I still have the MINI, I'll take this into consideration.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:25 PM
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haha thats so funny how he actualy drew everything out and numbered everything... neway the passenger side is very smart.. the steering wheel gets in the way and besides you dont wanna honk the horn by accident...
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Snaps
Sadly, I don't have a GF to try this on, but when I do and if I still have the MINI, I'll take this into consideration.
OK, not to worry. Print out the instructions and place in unmarked plain envelop and leave in your glove compartment for a later date.



Now you will be ready... and edumacated.

By the way that MINI comercial was really good- worth searching and finding just for a peak.
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ouzo
haha thats so funny how he actualy drew everything out and numbered everything... neway the passenger side is very smart.. the steering wheel gets in the way and besides you dont wanna honk the horn by accident...
Yeh, next time you hear "honk honk honk honk....", it might not be the alarm!!
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 09:34 PM
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Wow such a high class thread.
 

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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Gromit801
Do NOT, under any circumstances, shine a black light into that car!
The crowd collectively goes:

'AAAAAAAARHHHHHHGGHHHHH!!!! Bruuuuuuutaaaalllll....."
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 10:13 PM
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i think that ALL of you need to get some serious mental health but then again dont most of us
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by everytimeidie027
its a shame thats not posted on the sun visor next to the airbag warning
 
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Old Oct 4, 2006 | 11:47 PM
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When I was younger I would do it anywhere - on a Vespa, in an MG Midget, etc. Now that seems like too much work.
 
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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rick-Anderson
When I was younger I would do it anywhere - on a Vespa, in an MG Midget, etc. Now that seems like too much work.
Too much work?? Man, I hope you're at least 80! .................
 
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