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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 04:29 PM
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Can't Find the Horn!

I've been driving a 2003 Mini Cooper S since May. I like to think of myself as being somewhat mechanically inclined, but I still have a terrible time finding the horn buttons, especially in a panic situation. It's even more difficult when the steering wheel is in any kind of turned position. Any tips from those who have been able to get used to it? I guess the previous owner had the same trouble, from the slight dent in the airbag cap in the wheel's hub.
 
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 04:36 PM
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Nothing you can really do.... I've wanted to hit my horn before, but didn't want to take my hands off of the steering wheel and try to hit it.

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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 05:02 PM
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Don't know where you live, but my suggestion is drive to NYC, drive around downtown about luchtime for a couple of hours. You'll have the horn thing down in less then a hour, no problem
 
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 05:12 PM
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For real, the last time I went home to the Midwest, my mother commented on my quick "horn trigger finger". I told her it was thanks to lots of practice, and almost like a reflex now!
 
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 05:16 PM
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Don't know where you live, but my suggestion is drive to NYC, drive around downtown about luchtime for a couple of hours. You'll have the horn thing down in less then a hour, no problem

Hilarious! So true!
 
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 06:23 PM
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Random comment..

Any chance if you get the newer steering wheel will the wiring allow the horn button to move?
 
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 06:34 PM
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*Sigh* This is one of my little pet peeves about the MINI.
I also always miss hitting the horn buttons in panic situations. I find that if you do a sideways karate chop at it, you can often hit it with the ridge of your hand. Give it a shot!!
 
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 08:27 PM
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Try to keep your hands in the 9 and 3 position (don't shuffle turn) and you should be able to hit the horn with your thumb or the palm of your hand with no problems. Took me a while to get the hang of it, but it is easy now.
 
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 08:36 PM
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mine is in the center haha. did the earlier models actually have a button?
 
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 08:43 PM
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The horn button(s) are the main reason that I was planning to order the 3 spoke wheel on my MINI, but they made the 3 spoke standard before I put my order in. The MINI 2 spoke wheel isn't the worst horn button out there...anyone remember when one of Ford's Better Ideas was to put the horn button on the end of the blinker stalk?? We had a 78 Ford Fiesta that was set up this way. Gradually, they phased it in across the whole line-up.

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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 09:17 PM
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That's the funniest mental image ever. I'm sure I would break the turn signal stalk clear off in no time!
 
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Old Sep 18, 2006 | 09:36 PM
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I hit the raised ring around the emblem. A lot easier.
 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 03:48 AM
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Yeah.... I loved my 78 Fiesta, Sport model....I gave it up at 130, 000 when the floor fell out....my wife offered that we could keep it as a planter in the backyard but I traded it in
 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by RCE1
I've been driving a 2003 Mini Cooper S since May. I like to think of myself as being somewhat mechanically inclined, but I still have a terrible time finding the horn buttons, especially in a panic situation. It's even more difficult when the steering wheel is in any kind of turned position. Any tips from those who have been able to get used to it? I guess the previous owner had the same trouble, from the slight dent in the airbag cap in the wheel's hub.
Get an air horn/ truck horn and wire it up to a big red button. You can install that on the dash or shift **** for easy locating. Or if you have a spare slot in the toggle bank, put a momentary switch in there that you can easily tap when trouble presents itself. Then do the NY thig to reacclumate yourself to the new button and make sure everything works
 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 08:40 AM
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I had a friend in the railroad that scavenged a set of locomotive horns, and mounted a big air tank in his pick-up truck bed, behind the cab.

People sh*t themselves when he blew that thing in traffic.
 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by MLWagner79
That's the funniest mental image ever. I'm sure I would break the turn signal stalk clear off in no time!
Actually, to blow the horn you mashed the stalk straight in. Like you would to collapse it if that was possible.

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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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Ford stalk horn

Originally Posted by Rawhyde
The horn button(s) are the main reason that I was planning to order the 3 spoke wheel on my MINI, but they made the 3 spoke standard before I put my order in. The MINI 2 spoke wheel isn't the worst horn button out there...anyone remember when one of Ford's Better Ideas was to put the horn button on the end of the blinker stalk?? We had a 78 Ford Fiesta that was set up this way. Gradually, they phased it in across the whole line-up.

Rawhyde
Ford used that method in several cars: Granada, Monarch, T-Bird, Cougar, Lincoln MkVI, Lincoln Versailles etc, well into the early 80s. I think the idea was to use the tip of your finger to press it while holding the wheel. Not good for panic situations at all!
 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 04:07 PM
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I had a TR-6 some years ago whose horn switch kept burning out so I got into the habit of yelling "beep-beep" when the top was down, which was pretty much all of the time. Received some odd looks but it actually became second nature. Presently, I'm just happy to have working horn buttons somewhere in the car.
 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by CLiVE
*Sigh* This is one of my little pet peeves about the MINI.
I also always miss hitting the horn buttons in panic situations. I find that if you do a sideways karate chop at it, you can often hit it with the ridge of your hand. Give it a shot!!
I second this suggestion! Give the edge of the central bump a karate chop off-center and the edge of your hand will slide off right on to the horn button.
 
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Old Sep 19, 2006 | 04:24 PM
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man someone cut right in front of me today on the way to school, guess the guy didnt see me, and I had to slam on the brakes... i never use my horn, it just never comes to my mind haha
 
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Old Sep 20, 2006 | 02:09 PM
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that same thing happens to me all the time not only with my mini but with my other two cars I've had. When using the horn you need to be very agressive, don't be shy and hit the thing!!!
 
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Old Sep 20, 2006 | 02:13 PM
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I confess this has never been an irritant because 1) it's better than the last two cars I'd driven and 2) I rarely have to use my horn at all.
 
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Old Sep 22, 2006 | 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by snooter
Don't know where you live, but my suggestion is drive to NYC, drive around downtown about luchtime for a couple of hours. You'll have the horn thing down in less then a hour, no problem
oh that is so true
 
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Old Sep 24, 2006 | 12:40 AM
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Since moving to texas I now drive most of the time with both of my thumbs on both of the horn buttons. Especially in traffic when there are cars on either side of me because I never know when the psychos are going to try to merge into me, without any signal. Its as if the yield signs don't mean yield here, they instead mean "speed up, get half-way in front of the the car in front of you and cut them off without using your signal." Yep, both thumbs on both horn buttons is really the way to go.
 
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Old Sep 24, 2006 | 03:23 AM
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My first car was an 1987 Suzuki Samurai (hard top) whose horn died after about a month of owning it... granted it was about 13 years old when i got it... my second car was a 1994 Jeep Wrangler the horn never worked since the day i got it... so i had an air horn installed with a big red button right above my right knee... that was fun... i also had a PA system under the hood which came in handy when i really need to let the person infront of me know what was on my mind

now with my MCS... i'm just glad the horn works how it's SUPOSED to!
 
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