that thing got a hemi?

 

Come on, we could get that V8 in there if we tried.

 

"Imagine that in my hand here, I am strangling someone's neck. A good thing to do while in this position would be to slam their head into the intercooler. Now warranty probably wont cover this. Oh and if you want to be in this cult you will have to shave your head like ours..."

 

See Mike, what we do is put some JCW badging all over the place and this XAlfa guy from NAM will go balistic. Them Berkeley types tend to do that.

 

And the kicker... he actually bought this load of crap!

Yo, watch what you say about my hood, aight? You are living in one very fragile glass house down there, Mr. Galleria Frappulatte.

 

LMAO!!!! I have completely no idea how this in anyway is an insult but it is the funniest thing I have heard in a while!!! LOL!!!

 

Thank you. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

 

No worries here... I am more of a Boardners & Frolic Room type of guy.

 

It's great that you can admit this publicly. That's the first step to recovery. Alcoholism is a treatable disease. There are people out there who can help.

 

back on topic...new pic...this was my pulley that all four screws backed out and fell apart while driving...

 

"After the fun and glamour of the Pulley Party, Bob's 19% unit had a hard time adapting to life under the bonnet. Alone and despondent, it chose to take its own life rather than continue rotating endlessly in the searing darkness at thousands of revolutions per minute. Can we really blame it? Stop the madness! Free the pulleys now!"

 

"You see, we're so certain the pully won't come off, we'll back it with the factory warranty."




"You suckers! See how much you spent going the JCW route?"
or
"I SAVED! I thought that meant something to you."
or
"Magnussun Morrison act! Magnussun Morrison Act!"
or
"Where's Mike Cooper when now, beeeoochhh????"

 

No, no, one more time Mike. The piston's connected to the connecting rod, the connecting rod's connected to the crankshaft, the crankshaft...

or...

And then the flux capacitor discharges at 88 mph and ...

or...

The bird in the intercooler isn't surprising, the cat either since it probably went after the bird, but the crabs have us stumped.

 

Is it me, or is the blonde guy to my right gazing deeply into the side of my head?

mb

 

And then I grabbed this Randy Webb character with my right hand just so, and choked the living sh*t otta him. Imagine that colonial bloke tryin' to cut into our racket.

 

I see. So I am either a Mr. Galleria Frappulatte, or an alcoholic. That's a very LIBERAL labeling system you have. Very Berkeley of you.

 

Dude, chill. I was trying to be funny. And you came at me first.

 

Hm-mm, OK. Back to your regularly scheduled JCW bashing.

 

Great thread! JCW bashing, Berkeley bashing, and southern California bashing all in one convenient location!


(oh, and the captions provided are hilarious - way to go)

 

Sorry about that... i had Mexican for lunch.

 

"Hmmm.... Never seen anyone actually cool a six-pack of whatney's on top of the intercooler before."

 

don't feel so bad, you couldn't have known I had my left hand in there when you turned the key... look, I can still play basketball with this hand
or

see what happened was I was pulling on the intercooler and the screw was on top of it see... then it just sort of fell in the hole. don't worry, I'm sure a magnet will get it out. cheerio

 

The bald guy is obviously trying to answer Mikes question of "Why doesnt this thing make the claimed 210hp?"

And judging by the looks of it, he is coming up with some really creative sh#t.

I'm not even going to try and spin his bullsh#t.

If I was Mike, I would fire him and get someone who actually has a clue to do the job right.

 

CONTEST! what would I win?