Or maybe a Prius? But never an Escalade...
What Would Jesus Drive? SF Chronicle, 12/4/02

 

I think Jesus would drive sandals. Or maybe a skateboard...

 

I love it!

 

That article is a little silly, but if you click on the link to the actual WWJDrive website there is a video download of their TV commercial that is very amusing.

Not really a church-going type myself, but I'm certainly impressed with whoever put this together. I certainly agree with all 5 of the bulleted points in their pledge.

What Would Jesus Drive?

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~Yucca Patrol~

2003 MCS, BRG/W on the truck to my dealer!

"Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement

 

A TRIUMPH

 

The Man would drive a Mini MOKE! ( ... Moke is another name for Donkey)
... you see those pictures all the time: the Lord on His Moke ...

 

I think His Holiness the Dalai Lama would! He is such a happy being- he exudes joy! He would have such a great time in a MINI! FREE TIBET!

 

Well, Jesus is my constant companion and one awesome Co-pilot!.


Is He yours, too?

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Delived 9/7/02: '02 MINI Cooper, Pepper White, Black roof and mirrors, CVT, Multifunction Steering wheel, 8-Spoke 15" Wheels, STD black leatherette seats with Silver Gray door panels, STD painted bumpers (No Chrome accents). Having lots of fun!!!!

 

My opinion is certainly arguable, but the MINI is really the first car that I have seen that gives me the ability to have a high-performance car without too much guilt over what I am doing to the environment.

I'll get a fuel-cell powered MINI if they will make one for me (as long as I get to also have my MCS too!)

Uh, oh, now I'm being greedy and starting to covet things that are not mine. . . P

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~Yucca Patrol~

2003 MCS, BRG/W on the truck to my dealer!

"Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement."

 

This appeared recently on http://www.andrewsullivan.com:

What Would Jesus Drive? One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord."

 

I thought Jesus Chrysler drove a Dodge...

~smc

 

I knew it would be a matter of time before religon got into this site.

 

Jesus would drive a Mini. However, it would need to be a JCW Mini or a Mini S with some mod work.

Need proof? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/cl...008344-7642323

(Note: you need a Real Audio player. It is Track 5.)

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Freezing my tail pipe off in Chicago. Brrrrr! Wait listed for a 2003 Cooper S.

"We're on a road to nowhere. Come on inside. Takin' that ride to nowhere. We'll take that ride."

 

The Andrew Sullivan quote is a riff (if not an unattributed swipe) from a page several years old. Some posted the link here a while ago, and it includes all the appropriate pictures.

In any event, everyone knows Jesus Built My Hotrod. For those lovers of trivia, that's Brad Dourif as Hazel Motes in Wise Blood in the sampled dialog.

 

I don't know but when I was a kid they were still talking Latin
in church. I remember something.....youtakthebus,theytakethebus,
itakethebus....that is it....He takes the bus.

 

hehe :smile:

 

>>The Andrew Sullivan quote is a riff (if not an unattributed swipe) from a page several years old. Some posted the link here a while ago, and it includes all the appropriate pictures.
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>>In any event, everyone knows Jesus Built My Hotrod. For those lovers of trivia, that's Brad Dourif as Hazel Motes in Wise Blood in the sampled dialog.
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I knew it was Brad Dourif but never which movie. Cool! Thanks for the 411. You wouldn't happen to know where the "Dingadangdongmylangalonglinglong" comes from?

BTW, I bumped into Ministry at dinner last year in Chicago (Their old home turf.). Wait a minute! Ministry......Jesus.......coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!!!

 

Jesus cruises around Mexico in his Lowrider, along with his friends Juan, Pedro, and girlfriend Juanita.

 

>>Jesus cruises around Mexico in his Lowrider, along with his friends Juan, Pedro, and girlfriend Juanita.
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Ay, Caramba! Dios mio!

 

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>>I knew it was Brad Dourif but never which movie. Cool! Thanks for the 411. You wouldn't happen to know where the "Dingadangdongmylangalonglinglong" comes from?
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>>BTW, I bumped into Ministry at dinner last year in Chicago (Their old home turf.). Wait a minute! Ministry......Jesus.......coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!!!
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I was reading Wise Blood this summer, and the movie apparently uses the dialog verbatim. I have the CD, it hasn't seen the inside of a CD player in, oh, eight years. So I walked around my apartment for about an hour reading the passage aloud hoping it would trigger the memory. It did, I'm pleased to say; score one for humans over Google. I always assumed the "dingadang..." is Gibby (who is a guest on the CD, right?).

And if you haven't read Wise Blood, do.

 

jesus walks on water...why would he need a SUV ?

 

What carpenter doesn't drive a truck?

 

>>What carpenter doesn't drive a truck?


Pulling a bass boat...He was a fisherman too

 

A truck as in SVT Lightining :smile:

 

"... would Jesus wear a Rolex on his television show....?"