In that case I'd reccomend that one not get a silk green cooper and put Hello Kitty graphics all over it. Otherwise, I really don't see a problem with it... the MINI is definitely a Player's car.

And thanks, I think you might have just inspired my next project with my car.... PimpMINIY2Kver.05

and I'm thinking tiger striped ****.....

 

ill put it this way.... every single girl that knows i drive a mini literally screamed when i told them saying 'u got a mini????' and when they saw my car they literally wanted to jump on the bonnet; wanting to hug it... (not that they would nor will i let them!)

hope this helped!

 

oh yeah .. and you have to get a Chili Red / White .. and they come a beggin'

 

In addition to a mini, tell the women that you are like bob and are taking a male enhancer. Works like a charm!

 

Having fathered three girls, I'm one of those dads that'll have the 12-guage or some other toy laying on the coffee table as you feebly attempt to pass your a$$ of as noble.

But since you drive a MINI, I might leave the safety on.

All kidding aside, you wanna attract women? Just, listen to them, be considerate, know that they can stand the pangs of childbirth while you'll never match up to their threshhold of pain.

If you can accept all that, get yourself a Magnaflow!

 

I always laugh when guys think that cars attract girls. I had a friend who thought his vette did it for him . I used to tell him you cant park the vette in the bar and talk so how is it going to help?

Also people are attracted to people. An a-hole is still an a-hole when you add a nice car.

When I was eighteen I got a TR6. Never picked up a girl in it. Met them and talked then went out. Also my dad a former sunbeam alpine owner told me to keep a blanket and pillow in it. I asked why and he said "No Back seat!



Paul

 

You weren't suppose to give away that secret! That's something we had to learn ourselves.

 

On my very first date with my incredible girlfriend, Jess, her unprompted comment on my MC was...

"This is a nice car."

Sweet

 

Do you really want a girl who doesn't like MINIs? Dress like Marilyn Manson, you attract goth chicks, but everyone else thinks you're a freak. Drive a MINI and you attract cool chicks that are way more open to sexual experiences than those that go after the guys in the traditional vehicles.

 

Hmmmm sexual experiences...does that include reverse cowgirl in a Mini?

 

Possibly in the cabriolet....

 

Thats a good point of view

 

Yes, hanging on to the windshield with the top down...stopped and properly parked, of course. :smile:

 

do chicks dig minis????? do they??????

YOU BET THEY DO.......

I left my door open at my friend's farm the other day....before I knew it six chicks had jumped into it......good thing none of them took a dump I say......I am guessing it was the sun flower seeds spilled behind the driver's seat though.......

 

This thread has taken an interesting path. Come on guys lets here more of your stories with chicks and minis!

 

Not purely "chick" oriented, but I think it's along the same vein philosophicly....

Took the car on a daytrip last year to Fall Creek Falls state park here in Tennessee. Not many MINI's out in the country, so the car was a curiosity. We were walking back to it after a short hike in the woods when I saw a group of kids on bicycles looking at the car, and got close enough to hear what they were saying.

They were all drawn to it immediately, riding in circles around it and talking about what kind of car it was, if it was electric or not, etc.... one of the kids was laughing and saying it was a gay car, his buddy immediately told him he was crazy and it was the "coolest freaking car" he had ever seen in his life. They peered inside the tinted windows and proceeded to ride off, with the first kid laughing and saying it was a queer car, with the remaining kid ignoring his friends and just standing next to it staring and talking to himself - "this is the coolest car I have ever seen in my life." He noticed his friends were leaving and pedaled off to catch up to them, but not without stopping and taking one backwards glance, smiling, and riding into the sunset.

That kid was our kind of guy, the other one will inevitably end up driving a camaro or something and think it's the coolest car ever. To each his own.

This is an actual image of that kid.... had the camera with me and got it out just in time to take this picture before he rode off after his friends:

 

That is one cool story.

 

So if you call her "girlmeat" what pray tell does she call you

 

A couple weeks ago, I had a bunch of girls take a picture of my car as I drove down Newbury Street in Boston. That never happened in my prior car, a red Porsche 996 C4S

Also, this is a hilarious thread...all is can think if to say is this:



Oh, and Normalizer's post was just awesome. Thanks, man!

 

Our MCS was parked in the mini corral spot at Infinion raceway yesterday and I saw a couple taking a picture with our MCS as the backdrop. That was kinda cool.

 

Well, how about "chicks" driving Minis getting the "eye" from the guys? I can speak from experience: when driving my Turbocharged 1965 Woody or my 2003 MINI Cooper, the heads do turn! Kinda goes both ways...... Cheers!

 

I keep the sunroof open and believe it or not..
they drop out of the sky right into the passenger seat.

 

Hey, that happens to you, too??!!

Damn, we're special (& hot)

 

SEE!!!! Guys get turned on by Woodys too!!

 

Fellas,

I've experienced a few accounts of MINI lovin'. In May, my MINI Cooper was decorated with a random chick's phone # after I went into a store. It was a nice surprise and an even better score when she turned out to be a good-looking twenty-three year old.

MINI ****?...uncomfortable, yet possible.

Eric
IJM