This kind of CRAP gives MINIs a bad rep.
This kind of CRAP gives MINIs a bad rep.
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Originally Posted by chows4us
Originally Posted by goaljnky
Man, that post sounds like CamelPilot. 


p.s. i'm telling T. no sex for you. and no yogurt in the champagne room.
that douche got owned.....
nicest thing about NAM, is the level of maturity, people don't abuse these forums with street racing tales nor stories....
nicest thing about NAM, is the level of maturity, people don't abuse these forums with street racing tales nor stories....
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Actually, seems to give Porsche owners a worse name.
Almost makes me want to register in the forum just so I can post the video footage of the Cooper S dusting all the Porsche's at Lime Rock.
And of course the "You've Just Been Dusted by a Clown Car" sticker.
Almost makes me want to register in the forum just so I can post the video footage of the Cooper S dusting all the Porsche's at Lime Rock.
And of course the "You've Just Been Dusted by a Clown Car" sticker.
nobody has to prove nothing to P-car owners. Porches are faster than MINIs, and they handle as good as MINIs if not any better. That is what you get for paying $70K+. What that guy posted is very immature. What do you guys think would happen if similar post made by a Civic owner here on NAM? I am pretty sure he would get some good beating.
Originally Posted by Gromit801
Almost makes me want to register in the forum just so I can post the video footage of the Cooper S dusting all the Porsche's at Lime Rock.
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If, in fact, the story was true, the 997S driver could have left him in the dust cruising up to 180+ while the JCW choked at 142.
I'll let the definitive numbers speak for themselves ... .official best Ring times
7:59 --- 154.822 km/h -- Porsche 997 Carrera S,
8:11* -- 151,274 km/h -- Porsche Cayman S
8:55 --- 134.579 km/h -- Mini Cooper S Works,

Do you know how far back that MINI will be after one lap???
Even a VW with automatic beats a JCW MINI
8:52 --- 139.529 km/h -- VW Golf GTI DSG
The originators post was such a troll as to be pathetic.
Originally Posted by ScuderiaMini
nobody has to prove nothing to P-car owners. Porches are faster than MINIs, and they handle as good as MINIs if not any better. That is what you get for paying $70K+. What that guy posted is very immature. What do you guys think would happen if similar post made by a Civic owner here on NAM? I am pretty sure he would get some good beating.
Civic 1
bird 0
G35C 1 (almost 2)
bird 0
MCS 2 (almost 3)
bird 0
Originally Posted by chows4us
Even a VW with automatic beats a JCW MINI
8:52 --- 139.529 km/h -- VW Golf GTI DSG
8:52 --- 139.529 km/h -- VW Golf GTI DSG
), technically it is not but yes, it is hard to understand. Anyways, there is a big tendency of MCS drivers to jump on my way, which i noticed over the past couple of months. I do not street race
, but there is a lot of second hand MCSs in the hands of younger kids nowadays. Ken,
Berks GTI 789
G35 Victims 0
Originally Posted by jimz68
Like I've said before:
What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
Jim
What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
Jim


.I was driving a couple years ago through a VERY small town in Colorado calledTelluride, in my Mom's old Porsche Cayenne. The speed limit is like 15 everywhere in that "city", slow enough where a guy could run up to our window. He demanded us to roll down the window because he had two really funny jokes to tell us about Porsche's. He proceeded to tell us the one above, as well as another one that I can't really say on this board.
The whole thing was very strange, but then again, Telluride is very strange too
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