It was the head unit. I got lucky and found one 50 miles away for $150. Bad new though. On the way back, I hit something very big I guess. Tore up my brand new right rear tire and damaged my bumper. Fml.

 

I just want to publicly thank Eric - schatzy to all of you. Without his patience and amazing mini audio knowledge, I wouldn't have figured out my issue. He went far out of his way to help me, including letting me call him at work!

Thanks Eric!