More JCW scam crap
More JCW scam crap
I dropped the car off today. The service advisor presented me with a list of components they will install tomorrow. I was asked to sign this paper as a way of stating that I agree the kit is installed correctly and with all components. I am again shocked! But no, there is more - new cold range spark plugs are not part of the deal. "definately not and I've checked, trust me" the rather emphatic and somewhat argumentative words from the SA.
I will never, ever buy another BMW product. Don't care how good it is!
If anyone has official looking documents that list all the parts I would greatly appreciate an email.
Thank you,
Michael
I will never, ever buy another BMW product. Don't care how good it is!
If anyone has official looking documents that list all the parts I would greatly appreciate an email.
Thank you,
Michael
I thought you had the pre-05 JCW Kit installed and were going to have the upgrade kit (air box, larger injectors and ECU remap) installed. If so the colder plugs should have been part of the pre-05 Kit.
Who is this dealer?
Forget 'em. Document everything in writing from day one, copy of your service statement, include photos of your engine bay as it presently is, absolutely everything concerning this issue, reference the JCW web site. Turn it all into a pdf document so it can easily be e-mailed and begin to blanket the earth
. . . you get the idea.
Or, you and your attorney can sit down and have a discussion with the dealership owner and review the JCW web site together.
Forget 'em. Document everything in writing from day one, copy of your service statement, include photos of your engine bay as it presently is, absolutely everything concerning this issue, reference the JCW web site. Turn it all into a pdf document so it can easily be e-mailed and begin to blanket the earth
. . . you get the idea.Or, you and your attorney can sit down and have a discussion with the dealership owner and review the JCW web site together.
meb,
How about the Official MINI '03-'04 JCW Installation Instructions? HERE
and
How about the Official MINI JCW Upgrade Installation Instructions? HERE
Print these out and show them to the dealer. We'll all be interested in their reaction to MINI's own documents. Doesn't the fact that they couldn't/wouldn't reference these enough to make you cringe?
BTW -- They may have installed the colder plugs when the did the initial JCW install since the plugs were part of that package. It should be easy to pull a plug and reference the plug number with the one shown in the first document's parts list.
Hope this helps,
Theo
How about the Official MINI '03-'04 JCW Installation Instructions? HERE
and
How about the Official MINI JCW Upgrade Installation Instructions? HERE
Print these out and show them to the dealer. We'll all be interested in their reaction to MINI's own documents. Doesn't the fact that they couldn't/wouldn't reference these enough to make you cringe?
BTW -- They may have installed the colder plugs when the did the initial JCW install since the plugs were part of that package. It should be easy to pull a plug and reference the plug number with the one shown in the first document's parts list.
Hope this helps,
Theo
Originally Posted by buzzy
It's Westchester, NY.

I like the idea of having the install instructions in hand, in the hands of an attorney. If it were me I'ld want to go for the throat in a nice polite and irreverant manner. Cut the crap in the middle, it's all empty heads, and meet with the owner for a resolution.
Originally Posted by Koopah
meb,
How about the Official MINI '03-'04 JCW Installation Instructions? HERE
and
How about the Official MINI JCW Upgrade Installation Instructions? HERE
Print these out and show them to the dealer. We'll all be interested in their reaction to MINI's own documents. Doesn't the fact that they couldn't/wouldn't reference these enough to make you cringe?
BTW -- They may have installed the colder plugs when the did the initial JCW install since the plugs were part of that package. It should be easy to pull a plug and reference the plug number with the one shown in the first document's parts list.
Hope this helps,
Theo
How about the Official MINI '03-'04 JCW Installation Instructions? HERE
and
How about the Official MINI JCW Upgrade Installation Instructions? HERE
Print these out and show them to the dealer. We'll all be interested in their reaction to MINI's own documents. Doesn't the fact that they couldn't/wouldn't reference these enough to make you cringe?
BTW -- They may have installed the colder plugs when the did the initial JCW install since the plugs were part of that package. It should be easy to pull a plug and reference the plug number with the one shown in the first document's parts list.
Hope this helps,
Theo
Hope this helps??? Koopah, you da man!!! Thank you very much! It is amazing that I have to reduce myself to being a real Q%$#%^^ about this. Not in my nature, but they've stirred me into anger.
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Originally Posted by MINIAC
I thought you had the pre-05 JCW Kit installed and were going to have the upgrade kit (air box, larger injectors and ECU remap) installed. If so the colder plugs should have been part of the pre-05 Kit.
I have right in front of me a copy of the official JCW brochure. Hmm, that picture of 4 short, thin, pointy things sure look like spark plugs to me. Oh, and look, the legend says "Spark Plugs."
Forgive me, I didn't look at the other links. But, if you would like, PM me and I'll drop what I'm doing and FAX the ENTIRE brochure to you if you want.
I think you are definitely having a dealer specific situation. This does not appear to be a BMW problem -- with the exception that they let these guys be a dealership.
Hunter
Forgive me, I didn't look at the other links. But, if you would like, PM me and I'll drop what I'm doing and FAX the ENTIRE brochure to you if you want.
I think you are definitely having a dealer specific situation. This does not appear to be a BMW problem -- with the exception that they let these guys be a dealership.
Hunter
make note of the section that says something to the effect that you are not supposed to print out the document for archives as updates are posted DAILY in something called "ASAP", and that this document is dated 03.
meb,
I have the brochure pdf available if you wish. I also have pdf files of the install instructions. I will be happy e-mail them to you.
It is truely sad that this dealer has created such an ordeal for you and soured your experience.
I have the brochure pdf available if you wish. I also have pdf files of the install instructions. I will be happy e-mail them to you.
It is truely sad that this dealer has created such an ordeal for you and soured your experience.
Originally Posted by holdenontoit
make note of the section that says something to the effect that you are not supposed to print out the document for archives as updates are posted DAILY in something called "ASAP", and that this document is dated 03. 

I think what MINIAC is saying/asking is if you pulled your spark plugs to verify what they are. If done correctly, you should already have the colder range plug as part of your earlier package, and if so, then there wouldn't be a need to upgrade those, I would think...
Okay...I'm taking a moment to take a deep breath. I just received a call stating the car is complete - 2005 update and new cold range spark plugs. The SA took the car for a ride and said it "runs great". I'll know in about an hour and a half. I'll post here tonight.
I'ld like to take moment to thank all of you for your support, your help, and even your own frustration. As was printed before, this ain't no $200.00 option; I should not have been reduced to being an !@!#$#@$. If the car runs well - or "great" - I'll soon get over my bad experience. Any future work will unfortunately...be solicited from elsewhere.
So again, thank you. I sincerely appreciate your support. This is a great group!
Ciao,
Michael
I'ld like to take moment to thank all of you for your support, your help, and even your own frustration. As was printed before, this ain't no $200.00 option; I should not have been reduced to being an !@!#$#@$. If the car runs well - or "great" - I'll soon get over my bad experience. Any future work will unfortunately...be solicited from elsewhere.
So again, thank you. I sincerely appreciate your support. This is a great group!
Ciao,
Michael
All of the components appear to be in the car. Unfortunately I drove home in traffic on an unfamiliar road, so I was not able to push it.
First impression??? It feels like tip-in torque below 3,000 rpm has been spread out a bit. In other words doesn't feel as punchy. Mid range feels a bit more smooth. Tomorrow I'll rip into it a bit on familiar roads - I've already put on 1,300 miles since the 04 portion was installed. Break-in is done.
7hp...definately not worth the pain, but I'm done.
ciao,
Michael
First impression??? It feels like tip-in torque below 3,000 rpm has been spread out a bit. In other words doesn't feel as punchy. Mid range feels a bit more smooth. Tomorrow I'll rip into it a bit on familiar roads - I've already put on 1,300 miles since the 04 portion was installed. Break-in is done.
7hp...definately not worth the pain, but I'm done.
ciao,
Michael
meb,
Also consider doing a Test 21.0 Software Reset to ensure that any adaptive maps (created when you just had the initial '04 JCW installed) are cleared and refreshed over the next several hundred miles with the additional JCW Upgrade factored in.
Look HERE for the instructions. Although the instructions indicate that the Test 21.0 is the same as disconnecting the battery, I have heard that Test 21.0 reset is the "preferred" way to reset the ECU and clear the adaptive maps.
Also, now that your kit has been run-in, make sure you drive the car fairly hard for the first several hundred miles after performing the software reset. The adaptive settings will then be biased toward the "performance" end of the adaptation spectrum.
Here's an interesting question...when you picked up your MCS after either the first or second JCW installation, did you notice anything different about your trip odometer or your clock? Also, if you have the OBC, were there any changes to the "avg mpg" or "avg speed" registers?
Theo
Also consider doing a Test 21.0 Software Reset to ensure that any adaptive maps (created when you just had the initial '04 JCW installed) are cleared and refreshed over the next several hundred miles with the additional JCW Upgrade factored in.
Look HERE for the instructions. Although the instructions indicate that the Test 21.0 is the same as disconnecting the battery, I have heard that Test 21.0 reset is the "preferred" way to reset the ECU and clear the adaptive maps.
Also, now that your kit has been run-in, make sure you drive the car fairly hard for the first several hundred miles after performing the software reset. The adaptive settings will then be biased toward the "performance" end of the adaptation spectrum.
Here's an interesting question...when you picked up your MCS after either the first or second JCW installation, did you notice anything different about your trip odometer or your clock? Also, if you have the OBC, were there any changes to the "avg mpg" or "avg speed" registers?
Theo
Theo, yes! Avg. mpg dropped to 21.7 from 28.7, trip computer was at zero, and, the clock required re-setting - each time. What does this tell you? I feel very comfotable with suspesion theory and application, and a bit less so when to conversation turns to braking. Engine software, I'm a moron, just ask my kids what happens when I get near a computer. It ain't good. The mechanical portion of engine design and management is pretty easy for me too. I'm all blonde when comes to electronics - my daughter's characterization and she's blonde!
The car definately feels 10-15 hp shy of what it was previous to the 05 upgrade. But that's the fanny dyno talking. If the power curve has been spread out and increased slightly, the fanny dyno is probably working okay. And honestly, the last time really ripped into it was just before dropping the car off with a 1/4 tank of gas. I filled it up before driving home. This could account for some of the difference too.
I honestly have never looked at power curves for a stock S, an 04 JCW and an 05 JCW. That would be interesting.
The car definately feels 10-15 hp shy of what it was previous to the 05 upgrade. But that's the fanny dyno talking. If the power curve has been spread out and increased slightly, the fanny dyno is probably working okay. And honestly, the last time really ripped into it was just before dropping the car off with a 1/4 tank of gas. I filled it up before driving home. This could account for some of the difference too.
I honestly have never looked at power curves for a stock S, an 04 JCW and an 05 JCW. That would be interesting.
Michael,
I just wanted to make sure that the dealership had reset your ECU after the Upgrade. All the changes you have noticed confirm this.
Don't worry about the mileage and performance right now; your ECU is still in it's adaptive period after the airbox/injector upgrade. Just remember to drive like a bat out of hell during the next 200-300 miles so the adaptive parameters are biased toward the performance mode.
My JCW 210 installation didn't perform to it's maximum untill I had 400-500 miles on it. Give it time.
Theo
I just wanted to make sure that the dealership had reset your ECU after the Upgrade. All the changes you have noticed confirm this.
Don't worry about the mileage and performance right now; your ECU is still in it's adaptive period after the airbox/injector upgrade. Just remember to drive like a bat out of hell during the next 200-300 miles so the adaptive parameters are biased toward the performance mode.
My JCW 210 installation didn't perform to it's maximum untill I had 400-500 miles on it. Give it time.
Theo
Thanks Theo. I didn't even think about the 'adaptive' cycle. but I did push it this morning and will continue to do so.
In the interests of more power, I've contacte Webb Motorsports. I'll hear what another $1,500 or so in engine mods can do and then I'm done with the motors. Just looking for another 5%-10% from the motor.
...17%-19% pulley, air-water intercooler and who knows.
Again, thank you for your help. Don't be a stranger.
Michael
In the interests of more power, I've contacte Webb Motorsports. I'll hear what another $1,500 or so in engine mods can do and then I'm done with the motors. Just looking for another 5%-10% from the motor.
...17%-19% pulley, air-water intercooler and who knows.
Again, thank you for your help. Don't be a stranger.
Michael
Originally Posted by meb
trip computer was at zero, and, the clock required re-setting - each time. What does this tell you?
Originally Posted by meb
...17%-19% pulley, air-water intercooler and who knows.
Michael
Michael
And honestly, the last time really ripped into it was just before dropping the car off with a 1/4 tank of gas. I filled it up before driving home. This could account for some of the difference too.
Go luck with your choices. I still wonder what they screwed up to make your upgraded JCW seem slower...
Originally Posted by greatgro
Intercooler....now there's $1000+ your fanny dyno will never feel! The pulley change is the way to go - inexpensive and makes a big difference. I'd recommend larger (19%) to make the switch more worthwhile and noticeable.
I doubt it. Once you break the 200hp barrier, a tank of gas really shouldn't be slowing down your MINI.
Go luck with your choices. I still wonder what they screwed up to make your upgraded JCW seem slower...
I doubt it. Once you break the 200hp barrier, a tank of gas really shouldn't be slowing down your MINI.
Go luck with your choices. I still wonder what they screwed up to make your upgraded JCW seem slower...
I disagree, 13 gallons of premium fuel - approx. 82 pounds - in a sub 2,600 lb car is easy to feel. I could feel the difference between the stock 16" wheels with run flats and my 17" BBS wheels mounted with non-run flat rubber - approx. 60 pounds of spinning weight. And torque, not hp, especially if the hp in question is produced at very high rpms, is what is initially required to affectively overcome additional weight or accelerate mass. The JCW is still a bit shy in that department. And thus, every pound saved will add more noticably to the acceleration curve. I will agree with your thoughts if we turn to Porsche's new Wunder SUV; at nearly 6,000 pounds, 82 pounds a much much smaller fraction of weight, regardless of hp/torque. F1 cars produce in excess of 600 hp. Still, their lap times are affected by weight, as can be seen quite easily if you compare pre and post pit lap times.
The car is running quite well, but I would still like another consistent and durable 20hp and 10-15lb/ft torque in the mid range.


