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Old Feb 23, 2007 | 06:36 PM
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Top 10 Reasons the MINI is better than the MINI

After reading all I can about the R56 and the various opinions people have formed between the R53 and R56, I've taken a shot at the top 10 reasons why one is better than the other.

Its humour all. If you dont want to laugh, move on. Its not serious. Caveat. These are not my opinions nor reflect those of anyone else, NAM, or MINI

Top 10 Reasons Why the R53 is Better than the R56
  1. One Word … Heritage
  2. Whining is always better than Whooshing
  3. Cause 17 R53 enthusiasts say so …
  4. Warranty Work! R53 lovers love to visit their dealers and check out all the new motoring accessories while waiting for their cars to have warranty work done.
  5. Because you can easily drop $20K in mods and still not be done
  6. One word … SMALLER
  7. Because the headlights can point to the sky
  8. Because MINI really blew it with the R56 interior center console. Talk about ugly
  9. Real Sporting cars have a harsh suspension, not a soft wushy feeling.
And the #1 reason why the R53 is better than the R56?

One Word … Burble

Top 10 Reasons Why the R56 is Better than the R53
  1. Direct Injection
  2. JCW Brakes
  3. American way … bigger is always better
  4. Because MINI has decided to move on. Get over it.
  5. Because Bigger means it ain’t a clown car anymore (well maybe, the jury is still out. It's still cute)
  6. Because there is going to be many more variations. Variety is the spice of life.
  7. Better gas mileage
  8. Because the car is so new, everyone can test drive it and write-up their own car review and be a adhoc, de facto on-line auto journalist.
  9. Three words … Flat Torque Curve
And the #1 reason why the R56 is better than the R53?

One word … refined.
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 12:33 AM
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chows: nice summary. Enjoyed reading it :P I think in each top 10 1 spot should say

R53 - Supercharged
R56 - Turbocharged

Each has there own pro and each fan likes there own! :P
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 04:22 AM
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Well said, Chows.

Save the Burbles!!!!
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 04:39 AM
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As an R53 owner, you must be out of your %#&*%^ mind! As usual, your opinions are divisive and calculated to inflame! This is outrageous! I'm gonna..........wait..........ohh!.......you were being tongue-in-cheek. Hehe.....nevermind. I was being tongue-in-cheek too! Hehe!
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 04:47 AM
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Let's settle this matter, once and for all.... at a demolition derby! Wait, hold on... I've got to take the car back in to get the airbag fixed again.
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 05:26 AM
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Chows you left out about the "sound generator" on the R56 !! (tongue and cheeky -- imagine those little whirrrrring rings you had as a kid!)

http://www.realoem.com/bmw/showparts...06&hg=13&fg=20
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by PezRadar
chows: nice summary. Enjoyed reading it :P I think in each top 10 1 spot should say

R53 - Supercharged
R56 - Turbocharged

Each has there own pro and each fan likes there own! :P
Well, at least I did get in there

Whining is better than Whooshing
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 06:57 AM
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Very good write up. I am going to test drive a R56 later today.
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by chows4us
Well, at least I did get in there

Whining is better than Whooshing
But you forgot the counter

"Whooshing is better than Whining"
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 09:00 AM
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Overheard R53 Owner to R56 Owner:

"Mine whirs, your's sucks."
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 01:17 PM
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Das ist gute!
 
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Old Feb 24, 2007 | 01:59 PM
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They both blow...
 
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