Fully charged battery and all fuses I can find are good. Car will not crank. Dash lights won’t even turn on. Key fob operates locks and some interior lights work but that’s it. I’m stumped, please help

 

I would check the connections first, maybe a battery terminal connector is loose or not making a good connection.

 

Do these things have some sort of anti theft on them?

 

I’ve gone through the battery connections and all the fuses I can find

 

is it possible the key fob docking is some how damaged?

try to inset it slowly and maybe even with some stress on the sides so it can click.

 

The trim piece around the docking slightly damaged but the mechanism still feel solid. I just tried slowly and side pressure in all directions

 

The trim piece around the docking slightly damaged but the mechanism still feel solid. I just tried slowly and side pressure in all directions

 

I don’t believe so, at least I never seen one on a car. I am still new to Mini myself and have yet to spend any real time under the hood... But on older cars, I have seen plenty of connections coming loose where it connects to the cable that always causes strange electrical issues. Usually where some electronics work, while some don’t all while not having a good enough connection to crank or if does, not start.

 

I get no response from the car at all. None of the gauges turn on or anything. Just auxiliary stuff.