Unfortunately for me I was sucked into 3 pages of nonsense. There aren't even hints from this guy of the things he's done, what he's doing where he's at how it came to be

.....nothing, I smell a forum troll and it stinks

 

ban doc o .. ban doc o !!!! witch!!! witch!!! sry it's a mass. thing

 

Well, heres a compilation of the comments and info posted about this new super car being created by Miniman33_333 for those of you just tuning in. I have to tell you...... I'm not quite sure any of this crap is more than just that ....crap

Nothing helpful, informative or worth reading at all. I would love to see this thread go away.... feel free to start another when you have some tangible things to say or show this community

 

Yep - brand-new member, and his entire posting history is confined to *two* threads (both of which he started) - One asking for opinions/information about the various engine-control methods on the market, and then this one a few hours later, claiming to have doubled the stock power output without swapping out the supercharger or adding nitrous or a turbo.

This is a blatant troll, equivalent to showing up in a running forum claiming to have run a 3:30 mile, without offering the first shred of proof, or even any hints.

And it's not as if he started the thread and disappeared - he was online for several hours yesterday, popping back in occasionally just to insult other posters, while continuing to leave out any details of his accomplishment.

I think this thread was just his way of rolling a grenade into a crowded room, and now he's getting his jollies watching the aftermath.

 

that's not the standard for the vendor threads that say "coming soon" or more details to follow.

Matt

ps, I'm not a witch, I'm a warlock! Did those get burned too?

 

At least most vendors are reputible... Or at least have a history on nam when they tell us coming soon. Ok maybe a bad example but you get my point. At least with vendors we know something will be coming soon. They will also provide some sort of snippits at least

 

I'm a warlock to in WoW! Best class by far if you ask me

 

And you see how much "Put up or GTFO" flack they get, unless they've had a stellar track history thus far.

- Matt

 

i'm no vendor, just a mini enthusiast, just like yourselves. thats why we're all here, isnt it? sure, i may be new to the site, but i am not new to MINIs. If you all hadn't been so rude to me on my first posting on NAM i would've shared more details with you. but since you're all being so incredibly arrogant and rude i'm just going to have to SHOW you how fast this car really is. i'll never share my secrets until then. so now would be a good time to start treating me with some respect. i'll show you the same. do we have a deal?

 

Respect is earned..... I guess they didn't teach you that in college

 

I have a magic carpet pulled by a flying pony. You can see it when my freind brings it back from helion prime.


For real tho, I can respect another enthusiast. Claims you make are a bit hard to grasp man. I would love and I repeat LOVE to see this car and what its capible of.

Until you give me a glimse at something, I choose to believe this car of yours is riding with my magic pony on my magic carpet

 

actually, your first post go no responses.

this thread is your second and the rudeness didn't start until you started talking smack. incredulity, maybe, but hardly rudeness from anybody here.

as Jan said....command respect, don't demand it.

 

And for such a MINI "enthusiast", you sure made a strange entrance to NAM. No introduction, no information about yourself or you car, no pictures of your car. Your profile doesn't even say what part of the world you're in.

Plus, with almost 130,000 threads on NAM, you couldn't find a single one that piqued your interest enough to participate in it? Instead, you create two threads of your own and you haven't said a single word *anywhere* else on the site.

For a MINI "enthusiast" that's "not new to MINIs", and would have to know a HUGE amount of information about MINIs to do what you claim to have done, I find it curious that a) You're just now showing up on NAM, and b) You can't find anything else on this vast site to talk about.

 

this post is full of much fail.

 

possibly the worst thread full of the most B.S. i have ever read. Lets pretend for a minute miniman33_333 actually has 320HP. I still dont care. he seems like such an idiot and an arrogant twitt that i honestly dont care if he had 1000 horsepower and could travel at the speed of light. I came to NAM from boards like roadfly and mini2 and found NAM to be the most helpful with the most amount of mini enthusiasts who are good people. The fact that miniman is getting torched so badly is a testimate to how stupid this thread is and how rediculous these claims are. lock this thread please before this moron posts some other garbage about breaking the sound barrier.

 

It's endearingly cute that you're willing to give him the benefit of the doubt regarding a claim like the one he's making, but consider that he went from posting this:

DFI vs DJI vs DPI
anybody know what will yield the most hp?

edit: 2003 MCS
a local speed shop here specializes in imports and they sell three diffferent injection kits... wondering if anyone here has tried them.

to this:

320WHP with M45 no turbo or NOS!!
hehehehehehe

more details to come!!

come come come

in the space of an hour and a half, I'd say your generosity is misplaced.

My guess is that someone at the speed shop is trying to sell him one of their kits and that the salesman pulled the 320 WHP figure out of his butt to try to make the sale.

 

well i believe him...congrats miniman...dont listen to the haters

 

...NOT

 

woah ya'll he did post in another thread that he didn't start. Look at the valuable response he had about a leak and what to do:

"raise hell.

"War is in your blood. When you're pushed, killin' is as easy as breathing."

kill them. then get a free new car."

hmm

Please lock this thread and kick this moron off. He won't be missed by us 'naive' folks. Unbelieveable.

 

You're right - I stand corrected. When someone's looking for advice on a wet, musty carpet, what could be more helpful than a Rambo quote??

 

A quote from Gary Coleman?

 

I take it back.

This thread is great.

He is incredibly amusing, and I am enjoying it today.

Keep him on the boards & keep the thread open. This is some funny ****.

- Matt

 

Lies!


Edit: His secret lies within these amazing performance parts - www.kalecoauto.com

 

I gained 45 HP from a tune and this...

 

Lemme post the pic for you....

Too bad all your credibility is shot, I am pretty open to everything, but at this point that could be a dyno sheet for anything