Because we all have personal stuff that we are willing to share.

 

Jeremy you are so young ... some questions, however, should be not asked.

One day you'll learn

MD GP 0142
MD STREGA2

 

Than lets hear, read, it.

I'll start..... I wear a XXXLT shirt.

 

Didn't see that one coming...

 

Oooh this is going to be a fun game!!!

I am not a true redhead

 

Ive had two surgerys on my eye, and its still F*d up

 

I'm not really a nurse!! I just play one on TV!

 

I have an uncontrollable and irresistable urge to spend money I don't have on my MINI. Really... REALLY... bad.

Oh wait, we're supposed to tell things people DON'T know, aren't we?

 

If you don't tell us something we don't know then we will be forced to make up a "truth" about you. Are you sure you wan't to put that one in my hands?

 

I just bought a $100 blanket with money I really shouldn't be spending.

(But it's sooo f'in soft!!! )


-Paul!

 

Yes, but what most people aren't aware of is the full EXTENT of the problem!That's my problem only far worse... let's see... MINI items that many would count as frivolous:

• OEM Bluetooth (yeah, THAT one)
• Illuminated JCW door sills (now called "Entry Strips" by JCW )
• R95 JCW wheels
• JCW leather dash *
• Front & Rear cameras *

* = coming soon to a MINI near you

... perhaps getting that MINI credit card was a bad idea after all...

NOTE: Other, not-so-frivilous item coming soon... JCW steering wheel.

 

F/R cameras Try an optomatrist first.

 

ARE you THAT bad of a driver that you NEED front and rear cameras? LOL

Hence why we DIDN'T get it!! Cause we are ATTEMPTING to NOT spend money on SoulFire! FAT CHaNCE!!!

 

LOL clearly you don't get the point of why they were created by MINI in the first place.

 

To stab you on the right side of your ****?

 

Nah, that's just a side-effect.

 

I know the feeling, I bought some titanium chopsticks. Did I need Ti Chopsticks? No. Did I want Ti Chopsticks? Yes. That was good enough for me.

 

They must be really strong and light weight..... For picking up that heavy rice

 

We all knew that Edge loved his car we just didn't know he LOVED his car. Now he can tape their trysts together. Coming to a video store near you "Edge and Mr. OEM, A Love Story"; against all odds they overcame human and machine obstacles to be together

 

 

Hey, there's a REASON I bought harnesses! Note though - that's plural, not singular... so there can be three!

 

Most women are not into a threesome with 2 men but if that floats your boat by all means enjoy yourself.

 

Well, considering my MINI is MALE... I don't think there's a problem here. Mr. OEM is the only man I'll share a woman with!

 

xcaligali, where did you come from? I don't remember seeing you before and than all of the sudden, you were posting like crazy. It shows that you became a member back in '05. Where were you? You must be magical.

 

Well, no matter what silly crap I spend my money on, especially money that I don't have, I can always think 'well, at least I didn't buy the OEM Bluetooth kit'!!

BTW, did you manage to get a repacement phone?


-Paul!