R56 Mission Control
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Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 752
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From: Emmitsburg, MD
"Slow down."
"Your're WAAAY too fast."
There's a curve ahead"
Why are downshifting so much"
"Do you think you a race car driver?"
"There's a cop ahead"
"Don't take those turns so fast"
"Do you drive like this when the keds are in the car"
"You're awfully close to that car ahead"
"See. I told you that you were going to fast. There's a cop behind with his lights on"
"Don't brake so hard."
"You're goin to fast and you're going to miss that turn."
"Turn the radio down"
"The AC is too cold"
"Can you turn the heat up"
"Roll up the windows"
"The sunroof is going to mess up my hair"
"If you buy a stick, I'll never get to drive it because I don;t like to drive a stick" [that was the idea]
Mission Control? An inovation? I've had my own personal 'Mission Control" since 1987 when I got married!
"Your're WAAAY too fast."
There's a curve ahead"
Why are downshifting so much"
"Do you think you a race car driver?"
"There's a cop ahead"
"Don't take those turns so fast"
"Do you drive like this when the keds are in the car"
"You're awfully close to that car ahead"
"See. I told you that you were going to fast. There's a cop behind with his lights on"
"Don't brake so hard."
"You're goin to fast and you're going to miss that turn."
"Turn the radio down"
"The AC is too cold"
"Can you turn the heat up"
"Roll up the windows"
"The sunroof is going to mess up my hair"
"If you buy a stick, I'll never get to drive it because I don;t like to drive a stick" [that was the idea]
Mission Control? An inovation? I've had my own personal 'Mission Control" since 1987 when I got married!
Jim
4th Gear
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 362
Likes: 2
I remember some late '70's - - early '80's Chrysler products had this exact same thing. A female voice that said things like "your lights are on", "you left your key in the ignition" and, my personal favourite: "your door is ajar". No, my door is NOT a jar! A jar is a glass thing you keep gherkins or pickled eggs in! My door is a DOOR, DAMMIT!! SHUT UP!!
Sorry. I got a little carried away.
Like owning and driving an '82 Cordoba wasn't bad enough - it had to incessantly yap at you about everything...
Worst car option, ever. Everybody hated it. Totally useless.
Please MINI - don't do it. Just walk away... we'll pretend it never happened...
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From: WV
"Slow down."
"Your're WAAAY too fast."
There's a curve ahead"
Why are downshifting so much"
"Do you think you a race car driver?"
"There's a cop ahead"
"Don't take those turns so fast"
"Do you drive like this when the keds are in the car"
"You're awfully close to that car ahead"
"See. I told you that you were going to fast. There's a cop behind with his lights on"
"Don't brake so hard."
"You're goin to fast and you're going to miss that turn."
"Turn the radio down"
"The AC is too cold"
"Can you turn the heat up"
"Roll up the windows"
"The sunroof is going to mess up my hair"
"If you buy a stick, I'll never get to drive it because I don;t like to drive a stick" [that was the idea]
"Your're WAAAY too fast."
There's a curve ahead"
Why are downshifting so much"
"Do you think you a race car driver?"
"There's a cop ahead"
"Don't take those turns so fast"
"Do you drive like this when the keds are in the car"
"You're awfully close to that car ahead"
"See. I told you that you were going to fast. There's a cop behind with his lights on"
"Don't brake so hard."
"You're goin to fast and you're going to miss that turn."
"Turn the radio down"
"The AC is too cold"
"Can you turn the heat up"
"Roll up the windows"
"The sunroof is going to mess up my hair"
"If you buy a stick, I'll never get to drive it because I don;t like to drive a stick" [that was the idea]
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